Preview Dragon Age II Previews

[ghostdog]

so what's up with that 'visceral' thing now? will it from now on be like if a game has visceral combat, it rox, if not, it's boring?

no shit the grafix are now so improved. need moar nutella.

Is he on a spy mission or why is he wearing a false beard?

and a toupée

And don't forget the nutella face camouflage. Those terrorrist sandniggers wont know what hit 'em.

 

[RaXz]

And no mention about the lazy eyed girl in the back?

 

[ChristofferC]

That's not a girl. That's him camouflaged as a girl. Don't you see the faces are identical?

 

[Melcar]

GOTY.

 

[poocolator]

He plucked his eyebrows for that, and put on some heavy skin-cream. But, yeah-- it's him for sure.
Must be a story twist.

 

[Azrael the cat]

That's not a girl. That's him camouflaged as a girl. Don't you see the faces are identical?

You noticed it too?
I thought I just imagining things again.

And look at the base of 'her' neck. That's an adam's apple, right there.

 

[DragoFireheart]

That's not a girl. That's him camouflaged as a girl. Don't you see the faces are identical?

You noticed it too?
I thought I just imagining things again.

And look at the base of 'her' neck. That's an adam's apple, right there.

Trannies in this game? This should please SMA.

 

[ElectricOtter]

Dear god, it's like a corridor action game with numbers

Bioware, why do you have to take all the good parts about your games and shit all over them

 

[Pablosdog]

:/ What the fuck is this?! Has the decline gotten so bad that we are looking at fallout 3 as an incline?

THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE

This is just some insane dream... of black isles demise and the subsequent rise of popamole games. Maybe it's like that movie Jacob's ladder and this is*Spoilers* all just some horrible nightmare and I'm really dead in Vietnam. Yeah... I had a heart attack playing fallout 2...

 

[commie]

Dear god, it's like a corridor action game with numbers

Bioware, why do you have to take all the good parts about your games and shit all over them

That's what shits me too. Playing ME2 I can see the potential for a quality RPG there with planet/galaxy exploration ala Starflight thrown in. I like the lore in the Codex and the attention to detail that describes the various planets and the mysterious features of some of them which hint at a possibility for exploration which never materialises. It's like the writers had more ambition for the project than the rest as really all the neat backstory and descriptions are wasted on a repetitive corridor shooter.

:/ What the fuck is this?! Has the decline gotten so bad that we are looking at fallout 3 as an incline?

THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE

This is just some insane dream... of black isles demise and the subsequent rise of popamole games. Maybe it's like that movie Jacob's ladder and this is*Spoilers* all just some horrible nightmare and I'm really dead in Vietnam. Yeah... I had a heart attack playing fallout 2...

Yeah, with each Bioware release, it really does raise Fallout 3 and Oblivion as 'quality' RPG's in comparison, as really ME and DA2 seem to be anything but RPG's in any but the very loosest of definitions.

I actually see ME as a descendant of those FMV adventures/action games from the early 90's like Rebel Assault where you'd have a cutscene followed by a rail action sequence followed by another cutscene etc.

 

[waywardOne]

 

[commie]

Ha ha great stuff! Link it on the Bioware forums! One model, 100 NPC's!

 

[Tycn]

racofer must be cumming buckets right now.

 

[Pablosdog]

racofer must be cumming buckets right now.

I would imagine that to be quite painful

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

so what's up with that 'visceral' thing now? will it from now on be like if a game has visceral combat, it rox, if not, it's boring?

no shit the grafix are now so improved. need moar nutella.

Is he on a spy mission or why is he wearing a false beard?

and a toupée

And don't forget the nutella face camouflage. Those terrorrist sandniggers wont know what hit 'em.

Ameriiiiicaaaaa.....

Ameriiiiicaaaaaaa......

AMERICAAAAAAAAAA, FUCK YEAH!

 

[RaXz]

That's not a girl. That's him camouflaged as a girl. Don't you see the faces are identical?

Damn, I wasn't imagining things either.

Maybe it's the other way around, they took some inspiration from The Case of Charles Dexter Ward.

 

[kris]

That's not a girl. That's him camouflaged as a girl. Don't you see the faces are identical?

Damn, I wasn't imagining things either.

I shouldn't nitpick, but their foreheads are different. But yeah the nose is indentical and faceform under forehead pretty much the same.

 

[hoochimama]

I'd expect some family resemblance given that they're siblings...

 

[RaXz]

That's not a girl. That's him camouflaged as a girl. Don't you see the faces are identical?

Damn, I wasn't imagining things either.

I shouldn't nitpick, but their foreheads are different. But yeah the nose is indentical and faceform under forehead pretty much the same.

I assume they a base model, and tweaked it a little bit with these two models. Amazing that you can see the game is rushed from one screenshot.

Oh man...

 

[circ]

I HAVE TO SAY. That female almost looks fuckable now. In DA:O every female looked the same. And it wasn't a good kind of same. Incline BioWare, incline. Hope they borrowed the assmasters from ME project. MASSIVE INCLINE.

 

[dbx]

The more important question is..will there be homo sex still?

 

[Jack]

The more important question is..will there be homo sex still?

Don't be silly, of course there will be.
Even if it won't be there on release they will either sell it as DLC or let modders do it for them.

 

[circ]

What is a BioWare game without homosex? If there is one thing you can be sure of, like the sun rising, there will always be homogays in a BioWare game.

 

[Hamster]

need moar nutella.

... NOW I finally understand this nutella meme on Bioware Social!

The blood thing is looking even stupider than DAO. Which is a fucking achievement.

No, i am pretty sure that this meme originates from a post of some stupid chick on bio forums about how she wants to cover Hawke in nutella and have sex with him or smt like that.

 

[Suchy]

When I push a button, something awesome happens. Seems Mike has gone full Molyneux. What happened BioWare?

Something beautiful.
Something awesome.