Dragon Age: Inquisition Pre-Release Thread

[Space Satan]

In the end, Bioware will complete its evolution and will emerge as a first non-asian AAA date simulator creators. With Frostbite, social network integration, Oculus Rift support and shit.
So their products will look like this

Of course with distinctive "Bioware spirit", meaning 90% of content aimed on faggots, lesbians, zoophiles and other fans of biowhore talent. Maybe only then gaider will be able to hug some young boys.

 

[Nihiliste]

In the end, Bioware will complete its evolution and will emerge as a first non-asian AAA date simulator creators. With Frostbite, social network integration, Oculus Rift support and shit.
So their products will look like this

This shit is so bizarre, you'd think there weren't 3.5 billion women in the world. Things like this make me fear for the future my children will live in.

 

[Night Goat]

Picture a Venn diagram. One circle is for passably attractive women. The other is for women who will have anything to do with Biodrones. I suspect the intersection of those two circles will be very small.

 

[Immortal]

"Where if your a female character and you are romantically invested into her.. You have to make the call of letting her have sex with Alistair in order to avoid having you or Alistair die.. But then that might hurt because you love her and you know shes gonna be sharing herself with someone else..

I know this gives Bioware way too much credit but if they had worked a little harder that could have been an amazing C&C.. It did end up shallow and crappy and was a wasted opportunity basically in the end.. so don't think I am sucking Bio off too much."

Last I checked, Morrigan isn't bisexual...

Spoiler

 

[sbb]

Picture a Venn diagram. One circle is for passably attractive women. The other is for women who will have anything to do with Biodrones. I suspect the intersection of those two circles will be very small.

Yeah, being a biodrone is their only problem

 

[Night Goat]

I never said being a Biodrone is their only problem. The problem is that these people are effeminate turbodweebs, being a biodrone is just a symptom.

The saddest thing about this is the way he's touching those fake breasts with just his fingertips. It's like he's afraid of them.

 

[Caim]

I never said being a Biodrone is their only problem. The problem is that these people are effeminate turbodweebs, being a biodrone is just a symptom.

The saddest thing about this is the way he's touching those fake breasts with just his fingertips. It's like he's afraid of them.

Why do you think the Japanese are so big in the field of mastrubation aids? Because they are afraid of women.

 

[kris]

I never said being a Biodrone is their only problem. The problem is that these people are effeminate turbodweebs, being a biodrone is just a symptom.

The saddest thing about this is the way he's touching those fake breasts with just his fingertips. It's like he's afraid of them.

You might be correct. You might also have overanalysed it as possibly that thing have special pressure points in specific points. and he has used it so much that he just touch those "special places". Of course, that is also kind of sad.

 

[dryan]

The only masturbation aid you need is your imagination. If you need more stuff, your mind has been ruined by over stimulation.

 

[RandomAccount]

Nah, all you need is...

 

[Jools]

http://grimlyenthusiastic.wordpress.com/2011/01/07/stop-the-mass-effect-style-dialogue-wheels/

But it’s just worrying to see them reusing this system in every new game they’re making. Bioware are the kings of interactive storytelling, so to see them making their stories less interactive is a sad thing. Or taking away from the individuality of the Mass Effect series.

 

[Volourn]

"fewer options and a level of canonical personality."

No.

 

[Valestein]

Dunno how Bioware could possibly make their games less interactive, short of making the whole game one big cutscene, Lol.

 

[Volourn]

Their games are extremely interactive. How the fuck are they not? Don't be a moran.

 

[Turrul]

http://grimlyenthusiastic.wordpress.com/2011/01/07/stop-the-mass-effect-style-dialogue-wheels/

But it’s just worrying to see them reusing this system in every new game they’re making. Bioware are the kings of interactive storytelling, so to see them making their stories less interactive is a sad thing. Or taking away from the individuality of the Mass Effect series.

They patented dialogue wheel as far as I know. They'll probably shoehorn it in everything, even if they do a tetris spin-off.

 

[Jools]

http://grimlyenthusiastic.wordpress.com/2011/01/07/stop-the-mass-effect-style-dialogue-wheels/

But it’s just worrying to see them reusing this system in every new game they’re making. Bioware are the kings of interactive storytelling, so to see them making their stories less interactive is a sad thing. Or taking away from the individuality of the Mass Effect series.

They patented dialogue wheel as far as I know. They'll probably shoehorn it in everything, even if they do a tetris spin-off.

Sounds like apple patenting "rounded" corners on iphones or something. What's there to be pantented?

 

[polo]

They patented it as "Amazewheel".

 

[RPGMaster]

More like "Cockwheel".

 

[Zed]

http://www.twitch.tv/egx/b/571962295

11:35, new trailer thingy

say what you will about the HBQT fantasy characters and dead horse plot, but the environments and music are great

 

[Goat Vomit]

Downvoted.

 

[shiteatingnippledick]

In the end, Bioware will complete its evolution and will emerge as a first non-asian AAA date simulator creators. With Frostbite, social network integration, Oculus Rift support and shit.
So their products will look like this

Of course with distinctive "Bioware spirit", meaning 90% of content aimed on faggots, lesbians, zoophiles and other fans of biowhore talent. Maybe only then gaider will be able to hug some young boys.

Is this on sale somewhere?

 

[meanwhileInPoland]

i wonder how this cave will look like on xbox360/ps3





also some nice concept arts

Spoiler

 

[Echo Mirage]

The more interesting concept art images are the ones at the bottom. From the looks of it they are for certain characters. Varric,Cassandra, Vivienne. And I think the one that looks like a witch is that brat Cole. One of them is also a Grey Warden flying on the back of a griffon.

 

[Morgoth]

If they were only keeping the colors more earthly in-game.

 

[Storyfag]

I like the second one, I guess it's the court of Orlais. But I wouldn't be too sure if it will look like that in the game.