Anime E3 2013 June 10-13th

[Brotherman Bill]

Uhm WTF? Its a persistent online world... A shooter about hipsters shooting zombies. Looks incredibly shit, if only for the art direkshun (also cel shade)

 

[Andyman Messiah]

So far the new MGS is the only game they have shown so far. How ironic.

 

[Brotherman Bill]

Forza 5, "we believe in innovation, we believe in pushing boundaries". Also brought a car on stage for some reason. "Transcended" lol


Edit: Uh, using cloud for Forza, having a learning AI in the cloud, wtf?

Lul it's called a "driveatar"

 

[Surf Solar]

"THIS IS ALL ABOUT GAMES"


*shows some car on stage*

 

[Dexter]

Uhm WTF? Its a persistent online world... A shooter about hipsters shooting zombies. Looks incredibly shit, if only for the art direkshun (also cel shade)

Only possible using the infinite power of the cloud, only on Xbox One! (Mandatory Always-Online DRM required.)

What the fuck is this shit running now...?

"I've really got a thing for cars. It's fuckin' weird, I just wanna touch them, I just wanna be with them."

 

[Andyman Messiah]

TRANSCENDED

 

[Rahdulan]

Ryse looks very good (graphically). Gameplay looks like complete shit.

I love when the dev says he's been fighting for years to make it. Make what exactly? Prettier graphics?

 

[Tehdagah]

Looks pretty... normal.

 

[Morgoth]

http://kotaku.com/destiny-of-spirits-a-new-game-from-the-creators-of-lum-512294724

Phew. So it's not a FROM Software game then.

 

[garren]

"air you can taste, texture you can feel"

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Drivertard?

 

[Surf Solar]

Am I getting this right? The "cloud" saves your "drivatar" (wtf) so it races online all day without your intereaction?

 

[Andyman Messiah]

"Now you're no longer alone."

AWWWW

Now if only Forza Motorsport 5 could take the virginity of its players too.

 

[Manjuice Nutella]

THE CLOUD

ITS ALL ABOUT REALISM AND HUMAN

 

[Brotherman Bill]

XBAWKS supports independent publishurs, says baldie on stage

 

[Andyman Messiah]

I'm holding Phil Harrison solely responsible for every single horrible XBLIG game. (That's EVERY SINGLE XBLIG game.)

 

[Brotherman Bill]

XBAWKS supports independent publishurs, says baldie on stage

And the publishurr is minederp, huehuehuehuehueuheu

 

[Hellraiser]

Oh it's minecraft, meh.

In before POWAH OF DA CLOUDZ!

 

[Cowboy Moment]

Haha, even Notch sold out to Microsoft? Wonder how his fanboys are going to take this.

 

[Rahdulan]

Oh it's minecraft, meh.

WHAT ABOUT THE GRAFIX?!?!?!

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Haha, even Notch sold out to Microsoft? Wonder how his fanboys are going to take this.

That was a long time ago.

 

[Keshik]

Sweet, Max Payne on stage

 

[Number Six]

Fucking Minecraft...

 

[Hellraiser]

INTERACTIVE MOVIES, REMEDY CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET!

 

[Brotherman Bill]

Quantum break, new popamole shooter, this time with timestop? ITs some swede hipster shit