IHaveHugeNick
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Lol worst reveal ever. 15 second teaser about Starfield and then 5 second teaser with TES6 logo.
So impressive.
So impressive.
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E3 2018 - Official Codex Thread - June 9th to 14th - Press Conferences, Trailers and Interviews
- Thread starter Infinitron
- Start date
Jarmaro
Liturgist
No Elsewyr, Valenwood, Summerset. Must be High Rock.
Ivan
Arcane
5 minutes to the conference and Devolver already kicked everyone's ass.
Dexter
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Bethpizda:
OH GOD, THEY'RE STARTING WITH A MUH DIVERSITY AND SOYFACE FEATURETTE. WHY, JUST WHY?
LOL METACRITIC, AMIRITE? LETZ HAVE SOME FUN! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!? Are their PR people retarded?
"RAGE 2" still looks like absolute shit Shovelware and nothing like the first one. At least it's apparently not about GLOBAL WARMING.
Elder Scrolls Cardgame DLC, YAY THIS IS WHY EVERYONE IS WATCHING! This presenter doesn't even seem to want to be there... NOW Elder Scrolls Online DLC.
ISN'T DIEVERSITY GREAT GUYZ, HUH?!
WHATTHEEVERLOVINGFUCKISTHISSHITICAN'TEVEN. STOP!
NuDOOM Announced, apparently set on Hellish Earth for some reason? "AN AWESOME, AWESOME NEW SEQUEL", "YOU WANT EVEN MORE BADASS DEMONS?". HAHA WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO SHOW ANYTHING JUST A STUPID TEASER, YOU GOTTA WATCH QUAKECON FOR ACTUAL FOOTAGE, PSYCHE!
Quake Champions, LET'S HEAR IT FOR QUAKECON! PLEASE CLAP!!! *FAKE CLAP* WE HAVE ZEH MOST PASSIONATE AND WELCOMING COMMUNITIE, here's some splatter and explozions!
We also have PREY DLC, lulz! EXCITING! DOOM on Earth, PREY on teh Moon, aren't we absolutely amazingly CREATIVE? WHATTHEFUCKISTHISCRINGEWHYFUCKYOU!?!
SWEDECUCKS PWNING TEH NAZIES in WULFENSTEIN! NOW WITH WOMYNZ in COOP, SO EXCITING! HAHAHA, FUCK TEH NAZIES, AMIRITE, PLSBUYOURGAEMSPLS?
Finally, THE TODDLER! The toddler is now telling us about his life. "Most of us came here for one thing.", someone in the audience yells "TODD HOWARD!" (that was at least a genuinely funny unscripted moment).
Now a lolsorandumbfunny Alexa porting Skyrim Trailer, CHEESE!
Fallout76 looks like more Fallout 4, and they still ain't showing any actual gameplay. They had a Teaser, a Preview Trailer, a monster Featurette.
ENTIRELY ONLINE, SOFTCORE SURVIVAL, DEATH DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING! U-NOT-GONNA-SEE-ANY-SERVERS
Now a VaultTec "funny video", finally some gameplay, and it looks like absolute shit. LOL, it's like Fallout Rust after all. Cringe. UNIQUEONLINEGAME, NEVERSEENONELIKEIT! MAPGLOWSINTHEFUCKINGDARK, SOCOOL, GET THE COLLECTOR'S EDITION!
Fallout Shelter on PS4 and Nintendo Switch, OhEmGee!
"The Elder Scrolls: Blades" like Fallout Shelter FOR mobile phones! MASSIVE RPG U CAN CONTROL WITH UR FINGER AND TAP, OMG! PROCEDURALLY GENERATED DUNGEONS! They finally dumbed down their Interface and UI so far that it FITS AND WORKS ON A PHONE! Endless Dungeon and you can decorate teh Town.
Todd is now calling the audience Degenerates, and the lights went dark on him near the end!
STARFIELD! Their first "Brand New, Next Generation SinglePlayer game in an All New Epic Franchise. Their First Whole-New Original Franchise in 25 years." (I bet someone from their marketing department sat there thinking about that exact combination of words for days or weeks), just a Teaser Trailer.
And now he's presenting that they're working on The Elder Scrolls VI at the end. Looks like it'll be Next-Gen (2020+), but also just a Teaser Trailer and nothing else really.
Couldn't they just have included some of this shit in the MicroShit or SONY conferences, and maybe release a "Fallout76" Featurette or something? Why did they have to provide this much cringe and mostly embarass themselves?
OH GOD, THEY'RE STARTING WITH A MUH DIVERSITY AND SOYFACE FEATURETTE. WHY, JUST WHY?
LOL METACRITIC, AMIRITE? LETZ HAVE SOME FUN! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!? Are their PR people retarded?
"RAGE 2" still looks like absolute shit Shovelware and nothing like the first one. At least it's apparently not about GLOBAL WARMING.
Elder Scrolls Cardgame DLC, YAY THIS IS WHY EVERYONE IS WATCHING! This presenter doesn't even seem to want to be there... NOW Elder Scrolls Online DLC.
ISN'T DIEVERSITY GREAT GUYZ, HUH?!
WHATTHEEVERLOVINGFUCKISTHISSHITICAN'TEVEN. STOP!
NuDOOM Announced, apparently set on Hellish Earth for some reason? "AN AWESOME, AWESOME NEW SEQUEL", "YOU WANT EVEN MORE BADASS DEMONS?". HAHA WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO SHOW ANYTHING JUST A STUPID TEASER, YOU GOTTA WATCH QUAKECON FOR ACTUAL FOOTAGE, PSYCHE!
Quake Champions, LET'S HEAR IT FOR QUAKECON! PLEASE CLAP!!! *FAKE CLAP* WE HAVE ZEH MOST PASSIONATE AND WELCOMING COMMUNITIE, here's some splatter and explozions!
We also have PREY DLC, lulz! EXCITING! DOOM on Earth, PREY on teh Moon, aren't we absolutely amazingly CREATIVE? WHATTHEFUCKISTHISCRINGEWHYFUCKYOU!?!
SWEDECUCKS PWNING TEH NAZIES in WULFENSTEIN! NOW WITH WOMYNZ in COOP, SO EXCITING! HAHAHA, FUCK TEH NAZIES, AMIRITE, PLSBUYOURGAEMSPLS?
Finally, THE TODDLER! The toddler is now telling us about his life. "Most of us came here for one thing.", someone in the audience yells "TODD HOWARD!" (that was at least a genuinely funny unscripted moment).
Now a lolsorandumbfunny Alexa porting Skyrim Trailer, CHEESE!
Fallout76 looks like more Fallout 4, and they still ain't showing any actual gameplay. They had a Teaser, a Preview Trailer, a monster Featurette.
ENTIRELY ONLINE, SOFTCORE SURVIVAL, DEATH DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING! U-NOT-GONNA-SEE-ANY-SERVERS
Now a VaultTec "funny video", finally some gameplay, and it looks like absolute shit.
LOL, it's like Fallout Rust after all. Cringe. UNIQUEONLINEGAME, NEVERSEENONELIKEIT! MAPGLOWSINTHEFUCKINGDARK, SOCOOL, GET THE COLLECTOR'S EDITION!Fallout Shelter on PS4 and Nintendo Switch, OhEmGee!
"The Elder Scrolls: Blades" like Fallout Shelter FOR mobile phones! MASSIVE RPG U CAN CONTROL WITH UR FINGER AND TAP, OMG! PROCEDURALLY GENERATED DUNGEONS! They finally dumbed down their Interface and UI so far that it FITS AND WORKS ON A PHONE! Endless Dungeon and you can decorate teh Town.
Todd is now calling the audience Degenerates, and the lights went dark on him near the end!
STARFIELD! Their first "Brand New, Next Generation SinglePlayer game in an All New Epic Franchise. Their First Whole-New Original Franchise in 25 years." (I bet someone from their marketing department sat there thinking about that exact combination of words for days or weeks), just a Teaser Trailer.
And now he's presenting that they're working on The Elder Scrolls VI at the end. Looks like it'll be Next-Gen (2020+), but also just a Teaser Trailer and nothing else really.
Couldn't they just have included some of this shit in the MicroShit or SONY conferences, and maybe release a "Fallout76" Featurette or something? Why did they have to provide this much cringe and mostly embarass themselves?
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Dexter
Arcane
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Arkane is shit nowadays and their writing department is basically a Division of Tumblr at this point, their last good game was Dishonored. I can't wait till they close em down for not managing to actually sell anything.
There will very likely not be any piracy, that's why it's Always Online.
120 million downloads doesn't mean 120 million players and much less 120 million "paying customers". Even I downloaded that shit on my tablet to play it for like 20 minutes on the shitter once.
unfairlight
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Bingo.
Anything other than when Todd was on stage was boring and/or shit but at least they showed some gameplay. Only thing that stood out from pre-Todd announcements was that the rock band was off key and really shit. Grade is closer to a C or C+ but I am too lazy to edit it now. Fallout 76 is the big one, and I am very curious as to how it will turn out and how decent it will be. To me it seems like it's just Fallout 4 with GTA V-esque multiplayer and a new map. The mobile game is whatever, seemed competent enough and if it isn't pay to win I'm fine with it.
Starfield was obvious and everyone knew it would happen but the reveal is just a 20 second clip with the title that says 'hey guys this exists', exactly the same with TES VI. I'm curious when TES VI and Starfield will release though, considering Fallout 76 is pretty low effort compared to their other projects and they can make a game in circa 2 years, it should come out in a timeframe between 2020 and 2022.
Jarmaro
Liturgist
Woman with charisma, that's a rare thing to see.
Wow, it turns out deliberately insulting presentation is worse than the regular kind.
We took one for science today, lads!
We took one for science today, lads!
TheHeroOfTime
Arcane
unfairlight
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Not at all. Last year they were reddit the conference and this year is no different.
Wow, if this were gender switched, that would be really sexist! Thank fuck it's just a dude.
Well, I do love squibs.
Ha I knew it, no way it's over when Serious Sam 4 isn't shown yet.
Oh wait its over for real
Oh wait its over for real
Ivan
Arcane
lol
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