Famous and memorable RPG quotes

[Cimmerian Nights]

I order you to stand in the spotlight and growl at the women like a dog who needs a master. I see you in a corner, smoldering, hostile. Everyone will wonder who you are. Go call a Russian sailor a nasty name. I want to see you fight.

 

[Kingston]

Nordom: A query, Annah: is your tail's purpose to indicate your current level of hostility?
Annah: [angrily] What kind of stupid question is that you pikin' sod box?
Nordom: My analysis is correct. Danger! Danger!

 

[Applegate's Breasts]

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There are two kinds of scientific progress: the methodical experimentation and categorization which gradually extend the boundaries of knowledge, and the revolutionary leap of genius which redefines and transcends those boundaries. Acknowledging our debt to the former, we yearn, nonetheless, for the latter.

* Academician Prokhor Zakharov


Oh wait.

 

[Texas Red]

"We're watching you... scum." Those ordinators were so badass; I always wanted to be part of their heresy.

 

[Darth Roxor]

Playa how's it hangin' good evenin' an' all that commotion - Bloodlines.

PARTNAH!

 

[NiM82]

"You've made a powerful enemy tonight, sign!" (VtMB)

"Sir, you have face like a Baboon's arse" (Arcanum. May be a bit diff, but that's how I remember it -- been a while)

 

[AzraelCC]

In Fallout 2, if your intelligence is 2 and below, try talking to the retard Torr at Klamath. Pure gold.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Playa how's it hangin' good evenin' an' all that commotion - Bloodlines.

PARTNAH!

A million-dollar movie gangsta. Ya dig?

 

[Ghoulem]

Babygirl!

 

[Hory]

..."You know I got what you need!"

 

[spectre]

Stop right there criminal scum!

 

[Fat Dragon]

"FOR THE EMPEROR!!!"

Combat lines in Fallout 2 were pure fucking gold.
"Take the pain, motherfucker!"

"Yeah, that's it, lean into the blow."

"Gonna beat you like a red headed stepchild."

"You gotta do better than that, my cup caught most of it."

"You're better than you look, 'spose you'd hafta to be."

"I sure do have a lot of blood in me, well I used to at least."

"You popped a goddamn lung!"

"Yeah, I figured you'd do that." (groin shot)

"Getting your jollies?" (groin shot)

Slave was critically hit in the left leg for 27 hit points, smashing the knee into the next town. (ouch!).

Loved combat in that game, was funny as hell.

 

[Atomic]

Anna "Are you sure you press the right button?"
Gunther "I do not make mistakes of that kind"
Anna "You're hand might have slipped"
Gunther "No I wanted orange! It gave me lemon-lime"
Anna "The machine would not make a mistake"
Gunther "It's the maintenance man. He knows I like orange"
Anna "So you think the staff have some kind of plot"
Gunther "Yes they do that on purpose"

 

[Melcar]

"Have at thee, you thieving scoundrel" - Greywolf, BG

"You will die for your impudence" - Ogre magi, BG

 

[spectre]

Combat lines in Fallout 2 were pure fucking gold.

Uh-hunh. Female raider was hit in the groin for n damage. She takes it like a man, and that means it hurts.

Ghoul combat tauts in Tactics were gold too, but I had to dig thru the files to catch the better ones:

"Anybody wanna see some anatomy?"

 

[Xor]

"I serve the Flaming Fist" - always thought that sounded hilarious.

 

[Cimmerian Nights]

My Inn's as clean as an elven arse.

 

[Sodomy]

A couple from the Geneforge series:

"The mouth is like the city gates. Open it, and let loose the soldiers of stupidity into the world."

"I intend to find out who has the best loot, kill them, and repeat the process."

 

[Cimmerian Nights]

"Watch your words when addressing me lest they be fed to you on the end of my boot."

Edwin was a charmer.

 

[Melcar]

"Watch your words when addressing me lest they be fed to you on the end of my boot."

Edwin was a charmer.

Edwin was awesome.

"Elminster this, Elminster that. Give ME 2000 years and a pointy hat and I'll kick his arse!"

 

[zet]

Rest well this night, for tomorrow you sail for the Kingdom of Daggerfall - Daggerfall

Oh, it's baaad luck to be you! The chosen one of many isn't new - The Bard's Tale

 

[Pliskin]

"Me? They call me le petite morte!"

 

[deuxhero]

You have no right spirt eater, judgment is the purview of the gods.

 

[Spec]

"Truly, this is unfortunate timing."

"My vision is augmented."

 

[Hümmelgümpf]

"I shall kill you... with DEATH!"