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Cimmerian Nights

Liturgist
Joined
Aug 20, 2004
Messages
428
Location
The Roche Motel
I order you to stand in the spotlight and growl at the women like a dog who needs a master. I see you in a corner, smoldering, hostile. Everyone will wonder who you are. Go call a Russian sailor a nasty name. I want to see you fight.
 
Joined
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Messages
453
Location
Heck
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Baldur%27s_Gate

There are two kinds of scientific progress: the methodical experimentation and categorization which gradually extend the boundaries of knowledge, and the revolutionary leap of genius which redefines and transcends those boundaries. Acknowledging our debt to the former, we yearn, nonetheless, for the latter.

* Academician Prokhor Zakharov


Oh wait. :oops:
 

Texas Red

Whiner
Joined
Sep 9, 2006
Messages
7,044
"We're watching you... scum." Those ordinators were so badass; I always wanted to be part of their heresy.
 

NiM82

Prophet
Joined
Jun 21, 2007
Messages
1,358
Location
Kolechia
"You've made a powerful enemy tonight, sign!" (VtMB)

"Sir, you have face like a Baboon's arse" (Arcanum. May be a bit diff, but that's how I remember it -- been a while)
 

AzraelCC

Scholar
Joined
Jan 2, 2008
Messages
309
In Fallout 2, if your intelligence is 2 and below, try talking to the retard Torr at Klamath. Pure gold.
 

Fat Dragon

Arbiter
Joined
May 24, 2007
Messages
3,499
Location
local brothel
"FOR THE EMPEROR!!!"

Combat lines in Fallout 2 were pure fucking gold.
"Take the pain, motherfucker!"

"Yeah, that's it, lean into the blow."

"Gonna beat you like a red headed stepchild."

"You gotta do better than that, my cup caught most of it."

"You're better than you look, 'spose you'd hafta to be."

"I sure do have a lot of blood in me, well I used to at least."

"You popped a goddamn lung!"

"Yeah, I figured you'd do that." (groin shot)

"Getting your jollies?" (groin shot)

Slave was critically hit in the left leg for 27 hit points, smashing the knee into the next town. (ouch!).

Loved combat in that game, was funny as hell.
 

Atomic

Augur
Joined
Dec 13, 2007
Messages
272
Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Wasteland 2
Anna "Are you sure you press the right button?"
Gunther "I do not make mistakes of that kind"
Anna "You're hand might have slipped"
Gunther "No I wanted orange! It gave me lemon-lime"
Anna "The machine would not make a mistake"
Gunther "It's the maintenance man. He knows I like orange"
Anna "So you think the staff have some kind of plot"
Gunther "Yes they do that on purpose"
 

Melcar

Arcane
Joined
Oct 20, 2008
Messages
36,432
Location
Merida, again
"Have at thee, you thieving scoundrel" - Greywolf, BG

"You will die for your impudence" - Ogre magi, BG
 

spectre

Arcane
Joined
Oct 26, 2008
Messages
5,593
Combat lines in Fallout 2 were pure fucking gold.

Uh-hunh. Female raider was hit in the groin for n damage. She takes it like a man, and that means it hurts.

Ghoul combat tauts in Tactics were gold too, but I had to dig thru the files to catch the better ones:

"Anybody wanna see some anatomy?"
 

Xor

Arcane
Joined
Jan 21, 2008
Messages
9,345
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"I serve the Flaming Fist" - always thought that sounded hilarious.
 

Sodomy

Scholar
Joined
Jun 25, 2007
Messages
365
A couple from the Geneforge series:

"The mouth is like the city gates. Open it, and let loose the soldiers of stupidity into the world."

"I intend to find out who has the best loot, kill them, and repeat the process."
 

Melcar

Arcane
Joined
Oct 20, 2008
Messages
36,432
Location
Merida, again
Cimmerian Nights said:
"Watch your words when addressing me lest they be fed to you on the end of my boot."

Edwin was a charmer.

Edwin was awesome.

"Elminster this, Elminster that. Give ME 2000 years and a pointy hat and I'll kick his arse!"
 

zet

Novice
Joined
Nov 8, 2008
Messages
1
Rest well this night, for tomorrow you sail for the Kingdom of Daggerfall - Daggerfall

Oh, it's baaad luck to be you! The chosen one of many isn't new - The Bard's Tale
 

Spec

Novice
Joined
Nov 16, 2007
Messages
43
"Truly, this is unfortunate timing."

"My vision is augmented."
 

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