Game News Fun Facts About Mass Effect 2

[Nael]

"Two PC players completed Mass Effect 2 28 times"

 

[Brother None]

* 10% of players never let <The Krogan> out of <his/her thing>

"his/her"

Just Destructoid's contribution in absolutely avoiding spoilars.

 

[torpid]

Why is ME2 in RPG News again? Even the big, totally mainstream consumer electronics store that I occasionally visit has it right: the RPG section has Fallout NV and Arcania, while ME2 and Alpha Popamole are in the Action category. Made me want to shed a tear and embrace a random salesman.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Personally, I'm proud to say I'm one of those who prefer a nice, well-toned female butt with good voice acting.

I couldn't care less whether I'm looking at a male or female butt (seriously guys, are we discussing which is better and why when BOTH are a fucking BUNCH OF POLYGONS? Andhaira would be proud) but I will definitely pick the female with good voice acting over the male with the horrible, horrible one.

FEMALE BUTTS ARE BETTER THAN MALE BUTTS ESPECIALLY IN VIDEO GAMES!

 

[chzr]

Personally, I'm proud to say I'm one of those who prefer a nice, well-toned female butt with good voice acting.

I couldn't care less whether I'm looking at a male or female butt (seriously guys, are we discussing which is better and why when BOTH are a fucking BUNCH OF POLYGONS? Andhaira would be proud) but I will definitely pick the female with good voice acting over the male with the horrible, horrible one.

i like femshep polygons better

 

[Volourn]

ME2 is an ActioN RPG. And, most electronic stores don't have sections by genre for PC games. L0L

 

[Kaanyrvhok]

<p>Read some <a href="http://www.destructoid.com/mass-effect-2-player-choice-statistics-are-surprising-188362.phtml" target="_blank">funny statistics</a> concerning the player behaviour in <strong>Mass Effect 2</strong> over at Destructoid.</p>
<ul>
<li>83% of players created their own face for Shepard</li>
<li>82% play as male Shepard, 18% as female Shepard</li>
<li>The Soldier class is far and away the most popular class at 65%</li>
<li>[Archangel] was among the most popular squad members selected for missions</li>
<li>10% of players never let [The Krogan] out of [his/her thing]</li>
<li>Only 50% of players have fully upgraded the [Ship] by the end of the game</li>
<li>14% of squad members die in the end-game, on average</li>
<li>36% of players chose the [Renegade choice] in the end-game</li>
</ul>
<p>Spotted at: <a href="http://www.gamebanshee.com/news/100557-mass-effect-2-player-statistics.html">GB</a></p>

I really break the mode. My character looks nothing like me. He is a gay male. I'm not gay. Since there was no opportunity for gay sex he took to the woman with the tightest maelist ass. I'm a fat womanly ass man. I was a Vanguard. Garrus might have made it on most of my missions. I had one member die and I chose Renegade at the end. Only a fool wouldn't choose Renegade. Sorry for calling anyone a fool but seriously please justify blowing up the ship.

 

[Lim-Lim]

Sorry for calling anyone a fool but seriously please justify blowing up the ship.

Would the fact that it's a videogame suffice to you good sir?

 

[Scroo]

While some of this data will be used to change things like the difficulty...

Great, in ME3 player-driven interaction will finally be completely removed from the game. Or maybe it has (more) quicktime events, to add to the cinematic feeling!

 

[Roguey]

"ME2 is an ActioN RPG."

Four different ways to say no. Awesome Biowarian RPG.

 

[Tycn]

"Two PC players completed Mass Effect 2 28 times"

Who is the second one?

 

[Admiral jimbob]

Skyway.

 

[Nael]

Skyway.

Wrong. Skyway completed ME2 117 times as "Canon Shepard", thoroughly defeating the game, but Bioware threw out the data believing it to be anomalous.

 

[Drakron]

Only a fool wouldn't choose Renegade. Sorry for calling anyone a fool but seriously please justify blowing up the ship base.

To start, I dont trust the Illusive Man.
Also Reaper technology have the habit of blowing up in your face, happened with Saren and them happened to Cerberus.

 

[Petrell]

82% play as male Shepard, 18% as female Shepard

What the fuck is wrong with those people? Having a choice between looking at a female ass and a male ass through the game they pick the male one? People who bought this game are way too gay.

Reason is simple, Bioware had brainfart and decided to not include lesbian romance in the game. No straight male is interested in seeing their character with males whether their player character is male or female so playing female means skipping all romance options. Royal fuckup by Bioware in my book.

 

[Kaanyrvhok]

Reason is simple, Bioware had brainfart and decided to not include lesbian romance in the game. No straight male is interested in seeing their character with males whether their player character is male or female so playing female means skipping all romance options. Royal fuckup by Bioware in my book.

I was and I'm not gay. My character was Freddy Mercury Shepard. He wanted man ass. He was ready to settle for Jack but she was a head case. Settled for Tali's tight ass.

 

[Felix]

Male's Shepard voice actually fit my custom face, but weird as hell with the default face lol.

I uninstalled it after a few hours anyway so it doesn't matter.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Skyway.

Wrong. Skyway completed ME2 117 times as "Canon Shepard", thoroughly defeating the game, but Bioware threw out the data believing it to be anomalous.

No, they threw it out after he mailed them stating it was for research purposes only.

The face of people who are male but play as female in games:

because they fail to get girls's asses IRL

Incorrect. If they play as females, they can't pretend it's them getting girls' asses in-game (Liara doesn't count).

 

[Deleted member 7219]

"ME2 is an ActioN RPG."

Four different ways to say no. Awesome Biowarian RPG.

Fail. You actually need to think about what you are saying, otherwise you end up dead and/or the entire world is destroyed. That isn't Bioware (and Fate of Atlantis wasn't made by them anyway, you fucking prick).

 

[Roguey]

-ian
suffix
Definition: belonging to, coming from, being involved in, or being like something
(I'm using the last one)

I also read that if you have sex with one of your evil team members in ME2 she kills you and you get a game over screen, not to mention you have the option of wiping out your squad/yourself during your main mission or whatever. Sounds like a shooter with adventure game elements to me.

 

[Felix]

They're trannies.

 

[Xor]

I played a female shepard and just didn't bother with romances.

Male shepard's voice is slightly improved from the first game, though. Must have taken a voice acting class or something.

 

[Felix]

North American people all sound the same anyway.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

I played a female shepard and just didn't bother with romances.

Male shepard's voice is slightly improved from the first game, though. Must have taken a voice acting class or something.

Must have been a correspondence course.

 

[GarfunkeL]

I played a female shepard and just didn't bother with romances

Never finished ME2 so dunno if my opinion matters but same thing - except I was looking forward to some tit<>alien tit action but apparently Fem-Shep is only allowed some black chocolate or crab dick. In any case, the romance dialogues are, alternately, painful or hilarious