Putting the 'role' back in role-playing games since 2002.
Donate to Codex
Good Old Games
  • Welcome to rpgcodex.net, a site dedicated to discussing computer based role-playing games in a free and open fashion. We're less strict than other forums, but please refer to the rules.

    "This message is awaiting moderator approval": All new users must pass through our moderation queue before they will be able to post normally. Until your account has "passed" your posts will only be visible to yourself (and moderators) until they are approved. Give us a week to get around to approving / deleting / ignoring your mundane opinion on crap before hassling us about it. Once you have passed the moderation period (think of it as a test), you will be able to post normally, just like all the other retards.

Interview Further Dragon Age interviews

kris

Arcane
Joined
Oct 27, 2004
Messages
8,892
Location
Lulea, Sweden
Lesifoere said:
So... about that. Maybe it's because I'm not a red-blooded male, but does anyone find this titillating? Even a little bit?

Is neither erotic nor romantic.
 

Shannow

Waster of Time
Joined
Sep 15, 2006
Messages
6,386
Location
Finnegan's Wake
Lesifoere said:
So... about that. Maybe it's because I'm not a red-blooded male, but does anyone find this titillating? Even a little bit?
Short hair: meh. Only works for boyish/impish girls.
Broad shoulders: never works/shit/etc
Waist: mediocre at best.
Thighs: Either broader thighs in combination with the mediocre waist or slimmer waist.
Boobs: average but a little too small on that mannish frame.
Guy in the backround: Is a guy, so meh.
Fire: Burn the witch!
Tent: Ooh, damp, insects, everybody can hear...only romantic/sexy if you're into really kinky stuff.
Small clothes: *facepalm*

She generally lacks both, female curves and aesthetic/elegant lines.

If she had a nice portrait, Kaelyn-style, and the whole thing faded to black as soon as you choose the "right" dialogue line the whole thing'd be a lot more titillating. Here we get a broken neck. And that should be DA's meme: broken neck.

Put stupid, immature, boring sex in a game: They're breaking the chick's neck again.
 

KKKthulhu.

Educated
Joined
Jul 13, 2009
Messages
241
Morrigan looked hot in the concept art as a young, nubile sorceress. Now she looks like an old tranny who didn't take enough estrogen pills. Fucking cavewoman.
 

As an Amazon Associate, rpgcodex.net earns from qualifying purchases.
Back
Top Bottom