Heeeellllllppppp!!!!

[Jed]

If I did use an alternate account, I would post as Saddam Hussein explaining that the whole war thing is over Bush cheating at Counterstrike. But then St would do that IP thingy and the fun would be over. Anyway, if it was me, the posts would funny in content rather than form.

Jed

 

[miko]

No, I'm not really having fun at all, I'm not having problems with any particular game, only ones that require 3D accelleration, like RPG's, The problem is not in the game It's in my DirectX, I apologies, that I didn't make that clearer erlier in the thread.

 

[Rosh]

Rosh,

I do apologizes, for not being as brilliant as you, however I am thankful that my personality made it beyond adolesence.

Funny, you're the one who still seems to be a little less than Neanderthal.

Please stop trying to insult the gene pool, okay?

Of course, you're the person (and I use that term loosely) who called Microsoft. Anyone with a clue could tell you that they would have problems even if they had all the pertinent information. Which you failed to give them, I'm guessing, which makes it an ultimate waste of money as they sure as hell couldn't fix your problem.

So if you please, offer some assistance, (since you obviously are so brilliant) or go back and chat on the Nicolodeon Site with all the other children.

I'm starting to suspect the location of the problem resides above your neck rather than with the computer.

I seriously am hoping you do have answers, though your insincerity towards helping anyone seems to lead me towards disbelief. Thank you.

We'd know what answers to give if we knew the background information. The background information you gave was, to put it simply, not worth shit. It still hasn't passed the "worth a shit" point yet, it's still hovering around "what the hell are you attempting to talk about?"

For example, we didn't have any specs information or anything else when you posted your first uh...post. Last I checked, there was no game entitled "Game", so you'll need to be a bit more specific. We still don't have any relevent information. Is this problem only occuring with one game or all? If it's just one game, then perhaps there is a fix for it from the developers. If not, then it could be a matter of something else. Hell, you didn't even say what "gave" you the error message in the first place, other than it apparently came from your evident center of cognition. Right below your belt, I'm guessing. No, on the side you sit on.

We shouldn't have to ask these questions. You're the one wanting the help, and for anyone to help you, we'd need to know the problem first. I do have one solution, however.

Cancel your AOL account and eat your modem.

Update:

I had written this earlier when I was a bit limited on time and busy working on other projects, and it seems you had slunk in to post again, so I'll reply to that as well.

You didn't make anything clear in any post you made here except perhaps the last (and even then it's still up to debate). Well, some things you made clear, and I don't have to restate them.

You still haven't told us other vital information, like when this started? Did you install some Shitware or decide to use someone's overclocking utility? Did it occur when you updated drivers or updated DirectX? Did it happen when you installed a game? Did it come from the manufacturer like this? (In which case, try talking to the people who sold you the machine.) Did you put in the card and it cropped up with this problem?

The main problem is we shouldn't have to be playing Twenty Questions. You gave zero information that was about as helpful as "IThe computer-thingy is broke. Help me."

 

[chrisbeddoes]

Dear:miko
[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ X] AOLer
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist
[ ] Scammer [ X] Dumbass [ X] Pre-teen

You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted MODs in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't learned the difference between E-mail and newsgroups
[ X] You posted a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
[ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was actually someone famous
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[X] You suck
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a lame-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
[X] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Stop masturbating for a week
[X] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X] Actually post something relevant
[X] Read the FAQ
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
[X] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[X] Age 10 more years before you post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your s**t somewhere else
[ ] Get f**ked, you pathetic loser
[ ] Learn to post or f**k off
[ ] All of the above

**END FLAME**

edit

changes I added name important lol
and X in get a life.

/edit

 

[Constipated Craprunner]

Woooooooo.
That was great.
Wish people flamed me like that these days.
Ferrat urine.....aaahhh the good days.

 

[Rat Keeng]

miko, Just buy a Macintosh. I tell ya, those machines can fix anything, from spilled coffee to keyboards that go "beep!"

 

[Rosh]

miko, Just buy a Macintosh. I tell ya, those machines can fix anything, from spilled coffee to keyboards that go "beep!"

And built for morons like Ellen Feiss in mind.

It's a match made in Computer Hell! :twisted:

 

[miko]

I would like to thank those who did try and help, And especially to GLenzer who fixed the problem, And where did you gurus ever get the notion that I'm an AOLer, you dumb asses, I use AIM, for IMing, however you sound like a buch of NO LIfes, by all the work you put into being assholes is pretty obvious.

This is the END of this Thread everything to follow will be from the little babies who feelings I've hurt.

 

[Araanor]

Just try to keep quiet if you want to avoid embarrasing yourself even more.

 

[Rosh]

I would like to thank those who did try and help, And especially to GLenzer who fixed the problem,

More like they guessed right what might have been the problem since you pretty well haven't been able to explain the problem numerous times over.

And where did you gurus ever get the notion that I'm an AOLer, you dumb asses, I use AIM, for IMing,

That is probably from where you generally piss all over punctuation, sentence structure, or any other form of legible communication. You presented the problem poorly initially, and your communication skills are sub-par. Let's not forget the attention-whore title of this thread. If you really wonder why people are irritated by you, it might be because you are a waste of their time and bandwidth.

however you sound like a buch of NO LIfes, by all the work you put into being assholes is pretty obvious.

For how much effort you put into being stupid has me, as a human being, insulted to an extreme.

[color=red][size=24]This is the END of this Thread everything to follow will be from the little babies who feelings I've hurt.[/size][/color]

You can't even whine properly, and resort to a cop-out of your own inability to post anything worthwhile, much less able to help anyone. Remember, it's your own fault for this.

For a finish, a flame form of my own, before I update it:

Dear:

[X] Clueless Newbie
[X] Lamer
[ ] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Troller
[ ] "Me too" er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Freak
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Elvis
[ ] Racist
[ ] Fed
[ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Militia member
[ ] Hypocrite
[ ] Apologist
[ ] Revisionist
[ ] Scientologist
[X] Evolutionary Dead End
[X] Inbred
     [ ] Common
     [ ] Arkansas
     [X] Other, Please Specify: Ohio

I took exception to your recent:

[ ] Email
[ ] "News" article
[X] Message board post

It was (check all that apply):

[X] Lame [X] Stupid [ ] Abusive
[X] Clueless [X] Idiotic [X] Brain-damaged
[X] Imbecilic [X] Arrogant [ ] Malevolent
[X] Contemptible [ ] Libellous [X] Ignorant
[X] Nauseating [X] Stupid [ ] Fundamentalist
[X] Boring [X] Dim [ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful [X] Demented [X] Self-righteous
[X] Crazy [ ] Weird [ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome [ ] Vapid [X] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent [X] Mind-numbing [X] Maladroit
[ ] Asinine [X] Pointless [X] Annoying
[X] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you
may be capable.

Your attention is drawn to the fact that:

[ ] You Spammed
[ ] You defended someone who Spammed.
[ ] You doubtlessly violated the TOS of your ISP
[ ] You posted what should have been emailed
[ ] You obviously don't know how to read your newsgroups
line
[X] You obviously know nothing about the topic at hand
[ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial
newsgroup
[ ] You are placing your profits above fundamental ethics
[ ] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on
others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on
others
[ ] You made a blanket statement without backing it up
[ ] You made unwarranted assumptions
[ ] You posted a "news article" without bothering to do
basic research
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] You don't know which group to post in
[ ] You made a post and didn't say anything
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You cross-posted to *way* too many newsgroups
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[X] I don't like any possibility of you contributing to the gene pool
[X] You are the reason some groups are moderated
[ ] You posted in HTML
     [ ] And fucked it up miserably.
[X] You posted in too much BB code
     [X] And fucked it up miserably.
[ ] You used the phrase "Information Superhighway"
[ ] You cannot recognise sarcasm
[X] You made an error and blamed someone else
[ ] You made a whole post about a spelling error
     [ ] And you misspelled something in the process
[X] What you posted has been done before.
     [X] Not only that, it was also done better the last time.
[ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
[ ] You quoted nothing, so nobody knows what you refer to
[X] You started a long, stupid thread
     [X] You're the cause of the stupid
[X] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted
it
     [X] It should have been in alt.binary.pictures.morons
[ ] You posted a follow-up to cross-posted robot-
generated spam
[ ] You posted a URL that had nothing to do with the
subject header
[ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than
in alt.test
[X] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You filled out someone's flame form back at them in a weak attempt of a reply
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You posted a "FAQ" that contains deliberately
misleading information
[X] You make no sense
[ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful
     [ ] It contains stupid song lyrics
     [ ] It contains a stupid "witty" quote
     [ ] It contains worthless ASCII graphics
[ ] Your sig is longer than the body of your message
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money
was legal
[ ] You argued that spamming was legal, though nobody
claimed it wasn't
[ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post
unreadable. Each line just goes on and on, not
stopping at 75 characters, making it hard to read.
[ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OwL
     [ ] You failed
          [ ] Miserably
[ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS, and you don't even
own a TRS-80
[ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT
REASON
[ ] You ended a sentence with more than one ! or ?
     [ ] and also put a blank before them
[X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this
newsgroup.
[X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the
Internet.
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of email
[X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of
communication
[X] You are a loser.
     [X] This has been pointed out to you before.


It is recommended that you:

[X] Get a clue
[X] Get a life
[X] Go away
[X] Grow up
[X] Act something close to your age
[X] Act something close to your Genus
[X] Never post again
[X] Smoke less of what you are smoking
[ ] Consider how low the tolerance on the Internet is for
Spam
[ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[ ] stop reading news and get a life
[ ] stop sending Email and get a life
[X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[X] Have your medication adjusted
[X] Go to the top of a building and attempt to defy
gravity
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X] find a volcano and throw yourself in
[X] get a gun and shoot yourself
     [X] Until you see your invisible man of choice
[ ] poke your eye out with a stick
[X] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[X] Apologise to everybody in this newsgroup
[X] Do not attempt to apologise to everybody in this
newsgroup
[X] Do not pass along your genes
     [X] Especially to your dog or any other small animal in your area
[ ] consume excrement
[ ] consume excrement and thus expire
[ ] Perform solitary sexual congress
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test
[ ] Put your home phone number in your ads from now on
[ ] Don't bother getting a new account when this one is
pulled
[X] Refrain from posting
     [X] Until you have a vague idea what
you're doing
     [X] Until your IQ goes above the average temporature at the North Pole

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[X] You need to seek
     [ ] Psychiatric help
     [X] A clue
     [X] An education
[X] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[X] Learn how to post or get off the newsnet
[ ] Learn the purpose of email
[X] Go back to school and actually learn something
[ ] Your mother wears army boots
[ ] You are possibly the most annoying person currently
alive
[ ] Read all of a thread before posting to it
[X] Do not fuck
     [ ] Your sister/aunt/cousin/(insert ANY relation here)
     [X] At all
[ ] Your message bounced through my recycle bin quicker
than I could blink.

 

[chrisbeddoes]

I love this thread.
I propose that it should be stickied and archived for the propose of stopping further trolling and in general idiocy in these forums the future.

 

[Ibbz]

Too bad these forums dont have an archive of stupidity.........

At any rate, this thread is LOCKED.