#hellgatelondon is calling you out, apparently

[Diogo Ribeiro]

Hopefully not inside Exitium, though.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Why not? Rex has a sweet asian ladyboy ass. It's like a vent, loose, but tight where it counts. Plus, I just love glueing his narrow asian eyes shut with my man scum.

 

[Diogo Ribeiro]

I wouldn't touch Rex with my manpole even if I was paid to.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

That's the difference between you and me, RP: standards.

 

[Naked_Lunch]

Or lack thereof

 

[Major_Blackhart]

My point exactly.

 

[Ausir]

[14] <SolInvictus-> You remember Trinity, JEn?
[14] <SolInvictus-> The polish game..
[14] <SolInvictus-> That was all photoshopped, heh
[14] <chakl|w00t> remember dawn?
[14] <chakl|w00t> DAWN!
[14] <SolInvictus-> I talked to ausir about it
[14] <SolInvictus-> it looked like it had an engine and all..

Actually, it wasn't Trinity. The photoshopped game was another Polish post-apoc project. Trinity was and is pretty much alive, although it was renamed to Forlorn World.

 

[Nicolai]

Still no AoD, I guess Rex was right after all! :shock: :horror:

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Yeah, but now he's no good as a streetwalkin ladyboy whore anymore. Me, two other sailors, and a burro pulled a train on his ass that he'll never forget.

Rex: Ass no longer like a vent, now more like the Lincoln Tunnel.

 

[aweigh]

 

[Kingston]

"Drivin' round town in mah sixfour, talkin' to bitches, slappin' da hoes!"

 

[obediah]

That's pretty funny. I guess I should start more websites and irc channels for shit games.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

You notice none of them are really showing their teeth.

/Ebonic-Tribespeak/ Shit dey'z grills iz all fuck'd up, yo!/End Ebonic-Tribespeak/

 

[Shagnak]

Who the fuck are they? And how much did they cost?

 

[Jason]

They were part of a Hellgate promo photo shoot. The jeep is painted with a HG theme.

 

[obediah]

You notice none of them are really showing their teeth.

/Ebonic-Tribespeak/ Shit dey'z grills iz all fuck'd up, yo!/End Ebonic-Tribespeak/

I'm less concerned about bad teeth and more concerned about STDs and male genitalia.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Of which they all have, minus that masculine looking one, 2nd from the left. The one with the blond short hair, the butch bitch. Has STD's, but no male genitalia at all. I should know, I removed it during sex.

 

[bhlaab]

lol people in #hellgatelondon taking the piss about vaporware

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Wow. As I look back, necromancy. But also I realize I have said some really fucked up things. I haven't gotten any better since really.

 

[ushdugery]

And Sol Invictus exitium whatever stilll right AOD Fucking vaporware he's still got his 5 man team photoshopping around the clock to trick everyone and in a year the game will be released you'll buy it and open the box expecting greatness and realise the release date is april fools and out of the box comes a human turd and a piece of paper with I fooled you stupid cunts written in VD's crap on it.

 

[SuicideBunny]

Wow. As I look back, necromancy. But also I realize I have said some really fucked up things. I haven't gotten any better since really.

change back your avatar :<

 

[Carlos' Bitch1]

Wow. As I look back, necromancy. But also I realize I have said some really fucked up things. I haven't gotten any better since really.

change back your avatar :<

Agreed. It looks too...friendly. We need the true Blackhart back.

 

[Walkin' Dude]

It is how he lures the young children into a false sense of security.