how does oneapply for staff positions?

[MINIGUNWIELDER]

see topic

 

[Volourn]

Step 1: Get Dumbfuck title.

Step 2: Ask ythrough pm not a thread for them to add it.

Step 3: Have sex with SP.

Step 4: You are a staff member.

 

[MINIGUNWIELDER]

Step 1: Get Dumbfuck title.

Step 2: Ask ythrough pm not a thread for them to add it.

Step 3: Have sex with SP.

Step 4: You are a staff member.

i am planning to stab you with a screwdriver in the throat, and put my fingers in there tearing your neck off of your spine then taking an angle grinder to your spine :twisted:

*plots voluroun and sarvis's demises*

 

[Spazmo]

Short answer: You don't. Long answer: Fuck you and die.

 

[Balor]

You must equip the staff to do this.

 

[Naked_Lunch]

can i be a mod plz?

 

[Balor]

Mod for what?
And what will you change?
If you'll be a nice gameplay mod, I'm voting for it.

 

[MINIGUNWIELDER]

Short answer: You don't. Long answer: Fuck you and die.

i wont die i have 50 years to live at the least
why would i apply for staff without getting the rank above novice is above me
i just was curious i wanted to know who is qualififed

 

[undead dolphin hacker]

all you used to have to do was give rex a reach around

 

[Sarvis]

*plots voluroun and sarvis's demises*

What did I do?

 

[Volourn]

You are a Dumbfuck. Dumbfuck.

 

[MINIGUNWIELDER]

*plots voluroun and sarvis's demises*

What did I do?

accidently dragged your sname by means of highlighting it then deleted the main body of the post

 

[Andyman Messiah]

I vote Minigunwielder as next Dumbfuck! on the site. That's the next best thing besides being on staff, I've heard. :wink:

Edit: God, that wink-smiley looks awful.

 

[Naked_Lunch]

Whenever I see that smiley I think of PennyAnte for some reason.

 

[Shagnak]

Whenever I see that smiley I think of PennyAnte for some reason.

Yeah. Another MIA...
Last seen fighting mobs in Guild Wars...

 

[Naked_Lunch]

Didn't she like fall in love with this guy she met in Guild Wars or something? And they eloped?

 

[Shagnak]

No, she disappeared for a bit, claiming she had to go "cold turkey" to cool the affair down or something. When she came back she said all was well and no drama anymore.

Last I heard he/she was stepping up the "treatment" for that, err, problem of hers.
That was on Guild Wars chat; she has since left even Guild Wars...never to be seen again anywhere...

What with both her and Fez MIA these days, you're gonna have to be fruity double-time to make up for it mister!! :wink:

Edit:
WTF! Since when have you been located in Norway, Lunchie??
You do get around...you...you...nationality slut you...

 

[Naked_Lunch]

What with both her and Fez MIA these days, you're gonna have to be fruity double-time to make up for it mister!!

I'll do my best.

I'm guessing you're back from your Odyssey, eh? How'd that go?

 

[Shagnak]

I'm guessing you're back from your Odyssey, eh? How'd that go?

Handed in a progress report recently, everything seems okay now. I figure it's just a thin veneer of stability over the top of a pretty shakey foundation though...
Really, I'm just procrastinating at the moment and should really get my shit together so it doesn't all fall apart again.

 

[Naked_Lunch]

Well, good luck to you on that, man.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

how does one apply for staff positions?

You don't. The positions choose YOU.

 

[Rulion]

You need references. All our current staff members come with a fine word from world-renowned porn sites.

 

[LlamaGod]

Await my tell-all novel about the process of becoming a staff member (of Tycoon Codex) and the trues and lies about being one.

 

[Nicolai]

They asked Llamagod because I turned them down. B)

 

[LlamaGod]

They asked Llamagod because I turned them down. B)

no, i'm far more awesome.