Incline Indoctrinating the next generation

[jakkis]

I have failed, as a father figure.

The bigger boys aren't gamers much at all. Clash royale and chess on their phones, Mario and not-FIFA on the consoles. Then they do some weird group cult activities involving putting balls in nets with their feet and/or hands with others their age. They also like lifting heavy iron things and sweating and not even getting paid for it like on some construction site or anything, useless if you ask me, but I digress..

So, I need the help of the wisdom of the Kodex Kool Konsensus. With the next batch of younglings maturing to a gaming age, tell me your success stories. How have you gotten the little runts into the noblest of vidya, RPG games? Just sitting in daddy's lap watching you roll gold box characters? Starting out with some babbys first weeaboo Dragon Quest or diving into the deep end with Fallout?

 

[lukaszek]

you need to take it slow, introduce them to pokemon before showing gorasul in its full glory

 

[Maxie]

just kill your current children and sire better ones

 

[Iucounu]

There is no hurry. At this point in time exposure to AAA would only cause harm, but if you wait a decade or two new games will either have improved or the issue become moot.

 

[motherfucker]

They sound like normal, well-adjusted kids. Why do you hate them so much? Don't do this to them.

 

[motherfucker]

On the other hand, if you are dead set on making them into g*mers, anal rape sound like a good start.

 

[Butter]

Take them away from civilization to live in the mountains. No Internet. They only get a C64 until they're 10, then they can have an Amiga. They don't have to know that Ultima 4 is an old game.

 

[smaug]

Clash Royale is pretty fun. I’ve put 1000 hours into it and I’m currently top 3000 in the world right now.

As a zoomer who got into CRPGS in (junior/sophmore) year, it was the codex which inspired me built off a vague interest in older elder scrolls games.

raise them on the classics and just games but other media too like movies, TV, or cartoons which inspire CRPGS