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Interview with Todd Howard?
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Micmu
Magister
Who is this Toad Wohard guy and how is he relevant to RPGs?
Clockwork Knight
Arcane
Todd won't reply. Maybe a representative or something.
And if you want actual answers, you need to tone down the questions. They're too forward and initimidating, often demanding a yes or no answer (which will kick him into hype mode; "We can assure you, it will be awesome!"); some sound like you're talking to a codexer ("visually impaired" XBox players, "rape a low-level character")
And if you want actual answers, you need to tone down the questions. They're too forward and initimidating, often demanding a yes or no answer (which will kick him into hype mode; "We can assure you, it will be awesome!"); some sound like you're talking to a codexer ("visually impaired" XBox players, "rape a low-level character")
So who is writing the questions for PB and CDP interview? So we can actually get answers from developers that will actually respond to us?
taplonaplo
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You know it's not developed by Nival, right?ortucis said:How about interview with someone from Nival Interactive about Might & Magic: Heroes VI.
These guys (or Kings Bounty devs) hardly get any press.
Did this get emailed yet?
MetalCraze
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micmu said:
Oh no man just hating on Todd Howard is so yesterday
You need to do this like a real newfag:
- go into GRP/GD/ and post some dumb shit about how Todd Howard is a retarded asshole and how he was Bethesda's coffee bitch, Oblivion is shit and Fallout is raped
- go into this thread and talk about how Todd Howard is important and needs to get his dick sucked through Codex interview and how Todd saved Fallout
Result: Double Kodex Kool Kredits!
Tycn
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treave said:
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Hey look everyone, it's skyway!
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So DU have you emailed anyone yet? Or are you waiting on me to send you the final questions?
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I would like to conduct an interview.... with Dicksmoker.
Q1: Dicksmoker, can you tell the Codex why you smoke so much dick?
Q2: Dicksmoker, why were you such a worthless faggot that you got Yeesh's /gd/ sex LP censored/censured just as it was developing massive potential?
Q3: Dicksmoker, why do you have several Sarah Silverman quotations in your signature? Do you realise they make you sound like an asshole?
Q4: This question has already been asked, but really, why do you smoke so much dick? Are you some kind of faggot?
Q5: Many members of the Codex have grouped you with the storyfag camp, yet this reporter has seen no evidence to support this fact. What makes you a storyfag?
Q6: Do you not feel that the "story" or "plot" of an RPG, which creates a narrative thrust can be coupled with gameplay mechanics in such a way that the mechanics of a RPG drive your role in the narrative? For example: If your character is a thief, then the mechanics (stealing, sneaking, pickpocketing, lockpicking) must reflect the narrative so that at every point your character is mechanically engaged in the narrative.
Q7: As a storyfag do you realise that an interesting story alone does not a good cRPG make?
Q8: No, seriously, why do you smoke so much dick? You're a faggot right? A faggot who gets hot sex threads in which an old man drips candle wax on a nubile princess censored.
Q9: Why do you think Todd Howard would want to answer your questions? Do you think a fat, small-town hick like you is of any importance to society?
Q10: Do you think by conducting an interview with Todd Howard that you will be able to use it as a springboard to get into the "gaming media" and become a writer for a less prestigious magazine like GameInformer?
Q11: Sphincter says what?
Q1: Dicksmoker, can you tell the Codex why you smoke so much dick?
Q2: Dicksmoker, why were you such a worthless faggot that you got Yeesh's /gd/ sex LP censored/censured just as it was developing massive potential?
Q3: Dicksmoker, why do you have several Sarah Silverman quotations in your signature? Do you realise they make you sound like an asshole?
Q4: This question has already been asked, but really, why do you smoke so much dick? Are you some kind of faggot?
Q5: Many members of the Codex have grouped you with the storyfag camp, yet this reporter has seen no evidence to support this fact. What makes you a storyfag?
Q6: Do you not feel that the "story" or "plot" of an RPG, which creates a narrative thrust can be coupled with gameplay mechanics in such a way that the mechanics of a RPG drive your role in the narrative? For example: If your character is a thief, then the mechanics (stealing, sneaking, pickpocketing, lockpicking) must reflect the narrative so that at every point your character is mechanically engaged in the narrative.
Q7: As a storyfag do you realise that an interesting story alone does not a good cRPG make?
Q8: No, seriously, why do you smoke so much dick? You're a faggot right? A faggot who gets hot sex threads in which an old man drips candle wax on a nubile princess censored.
Q9: Why do you think Todd Howard would want to answer your questions? Do you think a fat, small-town hick like you is of any importance to society?
Q10: Do you think by conducting an interview with Todd Howard that you will be able to use it as a springboard to get into the "gaming media" and become a writer for a less prestigious magazine like GameInformer?
Q11: Sphincter says what?
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ironyuri asks a lot of interesting questions Dicksmoker. Before I even consider sending off anything to anyone, I'd really like to see your answers.
ironyuri
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Dicksmoker said:
I've got a feeling these are the exact same answers you'll get from Todd Howard.
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Pete said:
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"Right now"? Maybe it's worth a shot again in a few months. Maybe they're saying that to everyone.
Perhaps.
In other news, there's supposed to be a big reveal for the new Deus Ex next week, including new info and a release date. If it's far enough away I'll see if I can drum up some questions for them.
The Witcher 2 is another game I'm looking forward to, but it comes out in a couple of months so doing an interview now seems kinda pointless.
Perhaps.
In other news, there's supposed to be a big reveal for the new Deus Ex next week, including new info and a release date. If it's far enough away I'll see if I can drum up some questions for them.
The Witcher 2 is another game I'm looking forward to, but it comes out in a couple of months so doing an interview now seems kinda pointless.
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You're free to interview whoever you want.
Pete's a raging faggot. Should've known.
*kicks a can down the street*
*kicks a can down the street*
DraQ
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It's better to barely be a good RPG than to fully be a shitty one.treave said:
Tycn
Savant
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