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[Saint_Proverbius]

Tags: Interplay

It appears <A href="Http://www.interplay.com">Interplay</a> is going to be around for a little while longer. They managed to get some money from another company partly owned by <A href="Http://www.titusgames.com">Titus</a> in an effort to shuffle debt. Here's a bit on what <b>Odin</b> of <a href="Http://www.nma-fallout.com">NMA</a> said:
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<blockquote>IPLY crew was asked to come back to work next week.They would also be payed yesterday and that IPLY promised to catch up on the payroll no later than May 14th.</blockquote>
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Yeah! In addition to the paychecks on May 14th, employees will also recieve ocean-front land shares in Kansas and flying cars that run on salt water with that 80 mile to the gallon carburetor.
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Seriously, people. If the last two weeks weren't the big wake up call for you, you need to turn that ringer on and crank it up. You got your checks this time, and the promise of a full check to come, but what about that next time? It's inevitable.
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[Major_Blackhart]

How utterly disappointing. Oh well, at least the bet is still on, yes?

 

[HanoverF]

C'mon first full week of October, poppa needs a custom title

 

[Volourn]

Ahh.. I like it when people orgasm too quickly. Tsk, tsk, people.

 

[Whipporowill]

Ahh.. I like it when people orgasm too quickly.

You know this from personal experience, I gather?

 

[Volourn]

You should know. You were there.

 

[Whipporowill]

Sorry, I don't do retards. Not even out of pity, so you must have me mixed up with someone else.

 

[Megatron]

hi

why haven't Interplay sold everything and Herve emmigrated to his columbian drug mansion with chuck?

 

[DarkUnderlord]

I told you people. Interplay will never die. It will always continue to live on in some form or another. Like some form of fungus.

 

[Transcendent One]

What a great analogy

And what an utter disappointment

 

[Volourn]

Calling me a retardc is an insult to retards everywhere inclduing yourself! Take that back! I won't let you besmirch the Retard good name.

Thanks, and goodbye, lover.

 

[Saint_Proverbius]

Thanks, and goodbye, lover.

Breaking up is hard to do.

Unless you're Interplay.

 

[Greenskin13]

On the first day of Christmas, Interplay gave its employees....

 

[DarkUnderlord]

... a ping pong table outside of Sean K's office.

On the second day of Christmas Interplay gave its employees...

 

[Psilon]

...2 leftover condoms from the returned-to-sender FOBOS press kits.

On the third day of Christmas Interplay gave its employees...

 

[Rosh]

...Three Retarded Frenchmen! (Molitor, Caen, Jerry Lewis)

On the fourth day of Christmas, Interplay gave its employees...

 

[Saint_Proverbius]

Four overdue rent notices..

On the fifth day of Christmas, Interplay gave its employees...

 

[Country_Gravy]

5 whole cents for a share of IPLY stock!!!


On the sixth day of Christmas, Interplay gave its employees...

 

[Sammael]

6 cancelled games... (Stonekeep 2, TORN, Baldur's Gate 3, Fallout 3, F:BoS 2, BG:DA3)

On the seventh day of Christmas, Interplay gave its employees...

 

[Spazmo]

Seven cases of BAWLS...

On the eight day of Christmas, IPLY gave its employees...

 

[Transcendent One]

Eight leather thongs...

On the ninth day of Christmas, IPLY gave its employees...

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Nine promises that they'll pay them back pay.

On the tenth day of Christmas IPLY gave its employees...

 

[Saint_Proverbius]

Ten less co-workers...

On the 11th day of Christmas, Interplay gave to it's employees...

 

[Fireblade]

11 full chapters...of bankruptcy.

On the 12th day of Christmas, Interplay gave to its employees...

 

[Seven]

I would have prefered 10 less listed titles (IWD+expansion+free expansion, BG+expansion, BG2+expansion, PT, and the console titles).