The Consequences: "My actions have caused a major disturbance in the force, resulting in the rebirth and reemergence of a once-thought long-dead evil, the Button Parade."
Oh come on, the button gay pride reemerges every year, give or take a couple of months. I didn't have to re-disable it in adblock since two reemergences ago.
DU has all the unpredictability and spontaniety of Thanksgiving, completely with shocking increase in turkey sales. Teach him some new tricks or something, this is getting stale.
Also, just because I can.