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MIRACLE IN NEW EDEN - THE LORD'S BELIEVERS LAUNCH SPACECRAFT!
For the Lord alone reveals deep and hidden things;
He knows what lies in the darkness.
Daniel 2:22 — New Revised Conclave Bible
It is an indisputable fact that all true knowledge originates with the Lord God, Inventor of Science and Bestower of Wisdom, Creator the Universe and Commander of the Celestial Bodies. Never before has this been made more evident, for as of today the Lord's chosen have been given that which the scheming False Prophet and repulsive University degenerates so desperately sought to keep for themselves - accurate understanding of Orbital Spaceflight - channeled into the cognitive elite of the congregation by means of the Holy Spirit and wholesome Creation Science. Through this magnificent blessing, the Lord God has allowed the faithful not only to design rockets and satellites, but also to launch the very first Christian Spacecraft - Elijah's Mantle - helping the Everseeing Eye of Providence to complete their Mandate from Heaven to map every single corner of our beloved Planet!
In imitation of the first *real* astronaut - Prophet Elijah - the Believers ascend to Heaven!
In light of these undeniable miracles, it ought to be apparent to all that the backwards and repressive Human Hive, whose own space program is laughable at best, is hopelessly lost and misguided, firmly set on the path to eternal hellfire for its heinous opposition to the Kingdom. It is also readily apparent that it is Satan, and not the hapless fool Pravin Lal or the "good" Chairman Yang, who truly runs the bizarre democratic-communist hierarchy. Just as he used false religions and heresies to persecute the faithful back on Earth, so does our adversary employ modern-day politics and godless ideologies to mislead and incite the masses against the Lord God's representatives on Planet.
Another sure tell sign that Satan is pulling the strings of the Hive and the Peacekeepers is the prevalence of absurd pseudoscience, notably employed as a weapon by the thuggish states to stifle rational thinking and enforce their demonic dogma of willful stupidity. Case in point: the infantile mass-delusion that an alien "Progenitor" species visited Planet in ages past. This ridiculous idea is employed to discredit the ample witness of the Angelic Altars which clearly prove that this our New Earth was prepared for humanity by the angelic host. Indeed, both the Elders of Zion and the Holy Flame Magazine categorically state: "The only progenitors on Planet were the loyal angels of the Lord God, preparing our New Earth for our arrival in fulfillment of prophecy."
The blatant charlatanism and make-believe approach of the False Prophet's "intellectual elite" is thus no different from the nonsensical blasphemy of Charles Darwin, the fool who dreamt up the laughable notion that mankind evolved from the ape-beasts. Finally, the fanciful drawings of the "aliens" are obviously demonic themselves, clearly resembling the blasphemous idols of Baphomet and other demons documented by the Evangelical Fire. The source of inspiration for the "talented" artists responsible hardly needs to be mentioned, for it is evident to all who possess true wisdom and understanding.
Meanwhile, Hive terraformers, not being able to replicate the wonders of New Eden, busy themselves with sabotaging planetary commerce by spreading the wretched Sea Fungus. Xenofungus, recently classified as a level 5 threat to spiritual well being, is detrimental to all but the Hivelings themselves, whose unnatural and godless affinity with the accursed infection is derived from their spiritistic Xenoempathy Dome. The False Prophet, and particularly its right horn represented by the Hive Command, should carefully note that the Elders of Zion are far from impressed by their very much conspicuous "fisherfolk" lurking in the fungal fields near New Eden, not to mention the obvious massing of troops, needlejets and Manifesto missiles in the wretched hell-hole of Laborer's Throng. Any attempts at probe team sabotage or hostile interference with the development of our Floating Fortress of God will be dealt with as per the righteous example set by Judge Shamgar, son of Anath, who slaughtered six hundred of the Philistines invading the sacred clay of Israel with but a single electro-shock truncheon (Judges 3:31, New Revised Conclave Bible).
On a positive note, freedom-loving citizens of U.N. Sea Habitat who have not yet succumbed completely to the hypnotic, satanically induced bleating of "brother" Lal have leaked the closely guarded Peacekeeping files on Superstring Theory, providing the Army of the Lord with new defensive technology. Allegations that Believing operatives had anything to do with this obviously spontaneous initiative to promote the free flow of information are of course completely fabricated. The Elders of Zion have condemned the stupendous attack upon our character and trustworthiness, stressing that now, as ever, the Lord's Believers are one hundred per cent committed to maintaining peace on Planet.
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