Mastermind
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But when I gazed upon my captors and saw their inhuman, plastic look, slick hair and bizarre clothing I thought that I had been stolen to serve as a congressional page/underage prostitute in the Great Satan, or perhaps I was in Hollywood where every tit is made of silicone and every man has a vagina. Alas, it was not to be. The infidels shot me and buried me like a dog.
What is this kaffir staring at? You there! By the beard of Mohamed you shall tell me your name or I shall remove your head from your shoulders!
The kaffir introduced himself as one Doc Hoff, and claimed I could rearrange my beautiful face.
A hard knob surrounded by two rotund shapes. Is... is this what I think it is? Andhaira's heart leaps with joy!
Alas it was just a decadent western machine. I shall claim the heads of ten infidels for this misdirection.
Filthy, unclean beast.
I dream of decadent western bitches massaging my testicles. Why is option not available?
A man must make a living somehow.
Vagina infested whore.
That works too.
What this mean? Is welfare check here?
Muslims have embraced the idea of improvised explosive devices and firearms quite well. We are not as backwards as the kaffir thinks.
Why do you show me picture of filthy woman vagina kaffir?
Another? Do you wish to play a trick upon the great Andhaira? Your blood shall mix with that of the djinn upon my terrible blade.
Oh is that goat asshole? Andhaira is appeased.
Andhaira's strikes rain like lightning upon Allah's enemies, and his blows always hit like hammer!
No welfare check but this will have to do.
Only thing more amusing than stealing an old man's money is stealing his medicine.
The doctor has sent me out to find a certain decadent western whore to teach me how to handle my gun in her filthy western ways. I shall oblige... for now.