another delay, sorry for that
PART ONE: FIRST BLOOD, AND LOTS OF IT
Well, nothing we can do about it. Let's explore the crashsite. Wonder what's in the chest.
4000 gold
Well, whaddaya know. This trip might be profitable after all.
a few meters later...
Ugh. Mudcrabs. Horrible creatures. I avoid them whenever I can.
Thor give me strenght!
It seems Thor likes
us more.
Damn that ship. If one ain't gotta wings, he shouldn't fly!
So, mister Fairy, maybe you can fly up to the nearest city and get some reinforcements?
Fuck off, bastard.
Be careful! My meta-gaming sense tells me something terrible is near!
That's fuckin' great man. What's goin' to fall now?
Mudcrabs. Horrible creatures. I-
Shut up, FFS
Be careful. He's got extended range, so he can attack our second ra-
FFS!!!!!!
-nk.
Did it occur to you that you could tell us about it sooner?
Poor Volourn, May he dine with Odin in the great halls of Valhalla now.
DIE, BITCH!
Urq? Wasn't this guy supposed to be dead?
Well.. um... maybe I haven't got enough ranks in Metagamic knowledge after all.
We recruit Urq.
Not only we've got a furry as our leader, but now a fuckin' wookie? This sucks big time.
And what's the point of a
fairy ninja. I don't think they're selling nunchakos of this size.
Oh, he will be powerful. In about, let's say, fifteen arbitrary levels.
Provided he'll be more lucky than Volourn here.
We return to the monastery.
Thor's might!
Greedy and chzr make short work of them.
We get up and into a library. A big slime awaits.
Nothing a rogue+valk can't handle.
Greedious and van Dex go up a level.
We find a useful amulet.
Now to the south.
Some more cannon fodder. Greedy and Jack kill the bats.
Hoverdogs ups a level, changing his class to lord.
Chzr also gains second level.
Ahhh, I feel strangely more powerful now. And I suddenly remember a very useful spell. SUMMON MEATSHIELD!
Who- where- What is this place? Who dared to summon the allmighty Ulminati?
Don't you remember? You signed an agreement.
Oh crap, it's you. I was drunk as hell then, I renounce the deal.
Well, I can't teleport you back to another plan, now can I?
I'll kill you, you know that.
Then we'd better find another king crab, let's go!
We explore further, when suddenly...
Fellow humans! Maybe they know a way out!
Anyone knows how to sooth-say from human innards? Har har.
Greedy kills the last one too.
Azira gets a levelup.
(forgot to take a screen of his ability raises)
I presume we couldn't drop in at least a little less infested place?
Bastard probably knew all along. Meta-gaming knowledge my ass.
I honestly thought this would be a massacre. Three spirits all lvl3 with 40-something hp each. We got a bit lucky, fortunately.
(strange shot, dunno what happened)
One kill for Greedy, one for chzr, one for Hovery.
Greedious and Jack gain another level.
Jack also get a nice fur hat.
We find some loot in a prison cell
There was a fight with some more spirits, screens vanished.
Ulminati is level 2
and learns energy blast, a basic damage spell (he also knows sleep and terror, basic croud controls, which of course won't work on undead)
After securing the prison, we come upon a locked door. Another king crab awaits inside.
Thanks for the trip, Ulminati.
Another king crab inside, then?
What's the deal with those crabs, idiots?
Oh, it's nothing important. Just a little joke.
Another metagaming check spectacularly failed. Good job, Hovery.
Fucker tried to run, but stopped just before the stairs.
Guess who killed him.
another level for chzr
We omit the stairs and come across a bridge and a waterfall.
some stuff.
More bats. Greedy kills four out of five.
Azira gets up
We dive into the river.
Resurection powder awaits.
Anyway, now back to the stairs.
GREGOR awaits.
Odin's beard! That's a nasty beastie!
Who the hell gives names to big bugs?
It's an old blood ritual, moron, but what can you know, you can't even grasp the basics of two-ways teleportation!
Hovery gets paralyzed. The rest beat Gregor up pretty well, but...
... to no avail. RIP Hovery
HEY! That was my part!
But we've helped ourselves to some resurection powder, remember?
Greedy finishes the job.
Three levelups.
Greedy
Jack
Ulminati
+ missile shield.
more bats
Another four frags for Greedy.
A big chamber with some coffins. We open them of course.
A flying head! They're a nuisance, a lot of spells like sleep and, what's worse, insanity.
Greedy kills it.
Another room.
We press the skull a get a safe key.
Easily killed.
Lvl for Hover
The next screens are all screwed up.
We get more resurection powder from the safe
We then find a trader, get some loot, kill some spiders and open the way to upper monastery.
Fuck greenshot. It's shit. Sorry for that. Following updates will be better.
Next - tomorrow