Inactive [LP CYOA] Overlord

[Nevill]

no more maidens from this village.

If we take the prettiest one, why would it matter? We'll just go to the next settlement.

Wait, how many pretty girls are still left in the village after a bunch of rapists and murderers went through it? Can we see the goods beforehand? What if a meager 8/10 is all they have to offer?

 

[Esquilax]

Azira is right. While I voted for neglecting the amputee in favour of Zhng Jue apprenticeship, if we neglect tits now, we are at serious risk of losing our pervert cred. Our character needs to unwind and he has failed to get any pussy whatsoever up to this point.

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

AAC - The loot is ours, the woman is ours, the silver is ours. A lazy, hedonistic merchant's son could do no other.

 

[treave]

By the way, what does Erd know about the afterlife and the like? What's the common knowledge?

The Goddess faith believes in reincarnation of souls. You are not sure about what the locals think.

Can we see the goods beforehand? What if a meager 8/10 is all they have to offer?

No take backs.

Besides, Erdrick is a (supreme) gentleman. A gentleman would not scar a lady's heart by rejecting her publicly once offered.

 

[Storyfag]

BCB

 

[Rex Feral]

C

B>C

B

 

[Elfberserker]

Good points about getting titties.
Fuck getting information or building realitionship between village and gobbos, right now the most important thing for us is having relaxing week with titties on each hand

Flopping to AAC

Edit: I flop to back to A C>B B vote.
After thinking about it, slavegirls aren't really my thing even as overlord.

We have high charisma, we should aim higher than asking villager girls as reward.
We should able to make them beg for us to take them, not other way around.

 

[Nevill]

Yes. Why don't we take a personal slavegirl, who might or might not want to leave the village and who might or might not be in a relationship with someone else, as payment?

The village owes us what, 10 silver pieces, compared to the guild rates? What is the current average for a good-looking slave? Are we making a good bargain?

A merchant should have a good guess.

AAC - The loot is ours, the woman is ours, the girl is ours

Hm, are you so horny that you've counted the girl twice, or are you already thinking how to spend the other 10 silver the village is about to pay?

 

[Elfberserker]

Yes. Why don't we take a personal slavegirl, who might or might not want to leave the village and who might or might not be in a relationship with someone else, as payment?

The village owes us what, 10 silver pieces, compared to the guild rates? What is the current average for a good-looking slave? Are we making a good bargain?

A merchant should have a good guess.


Hm, are you so horny that you've counted

I am confused.
Are you mad that we will try to take all the monies and loot or that we get the slave girl?

 

[ScubaV]

BAB

 

[Nevill]

Are you mad that we will try to take all the monies and loot or that we get the slave girl?

I am not mad at anything, in fact, I am voting for tits and giggles. I just want to make sure that we understand the implications of taking people as reward without their consent, and that the girl might not exactly be happy about the arrangement.

Since there is no crowd of girls pleading to take them into the forest to live among the goblins with a man they see for the first time in their lives, I am concluding that this might not be their ultimate dream.

 

[treave]

I suppose that's what your charisma is for.

 

[Azira]

Erdrick is, as treave has put it, a supreme gentleman. Therefore he will simply request the girl as his apprentice or something similar, which should be an honor for a simple village girl.

Sort of like in Willow, except with normal sized people.

That the apprentice will be expected to sleep with Erdrick is a detail that could be kept for later.

 

[Azira]

B level charisma is 16 levels above that of an average human. Erdrick is a catch.

 

[Elfberserker]

Oh, well in that case I flop back to AAB

 

[profreshinal]

AAC>AAB
If we get an extra girl we can carry more loot!

 

[lightbane]

Erd may truly have a supernatural charisma to pull off that "ask for a maiden" trick, but the following interactions with the twins will be somewhat awkward, especially now that they see us as a father figure of sorts. In fact, it's certainly a possibilty that the "volunteer" we're given is ugly/old or, even worse, that Erdrick doesn't really have the guts to go all the way, if you know what I mean .
Either way, something tells me that Rin will take the news somewhat poorly. Although not to the point she'll try to kill us for that (hopefully).

 

[Nevill]

the following interactions with the twins will be somewhat awkward, especially now that they see us as a father figure of sorts.

Why? They are from the same village. The more, the merrier, right?

In fact, it's certainly a possibilty that the "volunteer" we're given is ugly/old

We have asked for the prettiest. If they have the likes of Aria running around, I suppose their gene pool should not be lacking.

Either way, Rin will take the news somewhat poorly.

Since when it became her business whom we take in? We are partners, not newlyweds. Unless she decides otherwise, of course.

Besides, she would never admit to being jealous of a human. That is, if the thought of us being attracted to a woman even crosses her mind at all.

I think you should be afraid of Aria more - the girl already calls us 'Master' and is willing to do anything for us. I have a feeling this fervent wiorship might with time manifest itself as jealousy towards anyone that we pay attention to.

B level charisma is 16 levels above that of an average human.

You mean, that of an average Slimelord, Shitlord, or a goblin.

 

[lightbane]

Well, if I recall correctly, she desires to inherit her father's legacy, which currently is residing inside Erd's being, one way or another, so there's that.
Also, we should not forget to destroy the Adventurer's Guild ASAP, lest they get enough time to gather all of the high-level adventurers and throw them after us.

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

The real threat isn't the adventurers guild but the level one villianess and her Theseus in training brother that we are currently raising. I foresee the two of them becoming a problem if we don't raise them carefully.

Also, where is Rin? I hope she wasn't captured or killed. Searching for her would be such a bother.

Of course, she may be naked and hiding in the village which would make our reward in 2A her should the villagers find her....

 

[Nevill]

Of course, she may be naked and hiding in the village which would make our reward in 2A her should the villagers find her....

...I'd still take it.

 

[Baltika9]

Why? They are from the same village. The more, the merrier, right?

They don't seem terribly fond of the place, though. On the other hand, in addition to another chick, we'll have three people to milk for information. I don't expect them to know much, but it's something.

 

[archaen]

ACB

 

[Esquilax]

The real threat isn't the adventurers guild but the level one villianess and her Theseus in training brother that we are currently raising. I foresee the two of them becoming a problem if we don't raise them carefully.

"Theseus-in-training"?

One of the funniest comments in this thread. From now on, I propose we refer to the boy known as Arlis as Pretheus from now on.

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Theseus could be anywhere or anyone or multiple people or an inanimate object - the sky could be theseus. We must remain vigilant.