Game News Mass Effect 3 Pre-Release Anticipation Info Bundle Extraordinaire

[Icewater]

The really important question is: Can we have sex with the Prothean guy?

 

[CrustyBot]

The really important question is: Can we have sex with the Prothean guy?

If you are interested in finding out the sexual and romantic availability of the Prothean character, may I direct you to the 175 page thread on BSN? You can catch up on all the latest information, browse fanart, show your support for the character and of course, discuss sexual fantasies regarding the character with the esteemed members of BioWare Social Network.

 

[Average Manatee]

Guys its all Microsoft and Sony's fault that Bioware has to make an extra 40%* profit on every game sold. Blame them for forcing Bioware to abuse their customers by removing obviously important characters. Bioware obviously has its hands tied in this matter.

*maybe only 20% of retail, but after third parties take their cut I'm sure the final margin on DLC is closer to this.

 

[FUDU]

Ya, we can't have the good doctors running out of blow and hookers.

 

[RK47]

Oh my god. A prothean recruitable NPC? SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~
I VE GOT TEH DELUX DIGITAL EDISHUN!!~~ SHEPERHHHHHDDDS!

 

[Oriebam]

DELUX DIGITAL EDISHUN!!

Hope you're talking about the prestigious bay edition

 

[trotof]

Well, it has buttons for eyes. That's pretty fucking mysterious, if you ask me.

Aren't Protheans supposed to look pretty much like Illithids? Or those tentacle-faced statues on Ilos in ME didn't actually represent the Protheans?
Also, samurai armor? Really? I bet he will have some kind of slightly curved biotic sword too.

 

[hoopy]

He's got something biotic that's slightly curved, but it ain't his sword.

 

[Vault Dweller]

Aren't Protheans supposed to look pretty much like Illithids? Or those tentacle-faced statues on Ilos in ME didn't actually represent the Protheans?

Also, samurai armor? Really? I bet he will have some kind of slightly curved biotic sword too.

Who doesn't like samurai? They are cute and cuddly.

 

[hiver]

The really important question is: Can we have sex with the Prothean guy?

If you are interested in finding out the sexual and romantic availability of the Prothean character, may I direct you to the 175 page thread on BSN? You can catch up on all the latest information, browse fanart, show your support for the character and of course, discuss sexual fantasies regarding the character with the esteemed members of BioWare Social Network.

And it will be your privilege to do so.