Mass Effect: Andromeda Pre-Release Thread

[Popiel]

https://mobile.twitter.com/masseffect/status/839883527227322368/video/1

This fucking shitty game at least gave me a good laugh with this. And cancer.

And, by the way, you really waste around 130 pages of thread on this shill? You are decline enablers, kill yourselves. You will even play this I bet.

 

[Tytus]

Because Infinitron is asleep or something.

Launch Trailer.

 

[Kem0sabe]

This guy has a pretty cool channel

 

[Jarmaro]

Launch trailer isn't bad, it shows what kind of game you are getting. Yes, it is pretentious, but shouldn't a commercial be like this?
It's simply accurate.

 

[veevoir]

I so fucking hope this game will bomb and bury this worthless franchise once and for all.

I'm only human after all. Don't put your blame on me.

Rag'n'bone man lost 100 respect from me for being used by Bioware.

 

[Lord Carlos Wafflebum]

Just watched the launch trailer.

This is what the world deserves.

 

[Jarmaro]

This is what the world deserves.

This is what the world wants.

 

[Falksi]

Looks "meh". The universe already looks stale because of the similarity to the earlier games. Like the idea, but nothing grabs me.

 

[jml]

 

[Riso]

Voice acting and animation seem to have run a competition on who can do the worst job.

It's all terrible. I don't like anything I have seen so far.

 

[MadMaxHellfire]

This guy has a pretty cool channel

please bear with my nerdiness: on what bases does he evaluate damage? it sounded like one of those game masters who do secret rolls and cheats without shame because he thinks he has to win against his players. "oh, you rolled 20. well, i deflect everything because i say so".

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Mass Effect: Pozzed Edition.

 

[moon knight]

"oh, you rolled 20. well, i deflect everything because i say so".

So...he's a Bioware employee?

 

[Lord Carlos Wafflebum]

Lip sync has improved from "I've never seen a human before" to "Blew the lip sync budget on Natalie Dormer." Hair looks better, too, but skin is clearly still made of low grade plastic.

Facial animations don't apparently exist anymore- I assume because no facial animations are better than the joke facial animations they were using as a placeholder (I guess?).

VA is atrocious, tho. It sounds like a bunch of pre-teens putting on their first play. Their VA was always at least servicable before- it adds to my theory that they're intentionally trying to tank the company

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Just listen to it over and over until your brain function ceases.

edit: sullynathan I mean from the timecode I posted (1:11). Obviously I know the video was posted before.

 

[Deleted member 7219]

I so fucking hope this game will bomb and bury this worthless franchise once and for all.

I'm only human after all. Don't put your blame on me.

Rag'n'bone man lost 100 respect from me for being used by Bioware.

He was already shit.

 

[Hoaxmetal]

 

[Excidium II]

when_will_they_learn.jpg

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Manlet Effect

 

[moon knight]

 

[Multiple Sarcasm]

 

[Volourn]

"Dragon Age Inquisition wasn't particularly successful and it wasn't really acclaimed."

Are you retartet?

 

[Padzi]

real fans know it's all about one thing

This is exactly why ME is total shit.

I don't understand what is the point of this marketing. It's like someone from that department saw ME Gamer Poop form Mans1ay3r, rewinded to the "We'll bang ok?" part, watched it a gorillion times and thought - Yeah this is how an average Mass Effect fan thinks. Let's bombard them with it.

Because Infinitron is asleep or something.

Launch Trailer.

This trailer looks like a trailer for a movie that the film studio put all their money in, thinking it will be the next big hit, but it ended up being a flop. You have outer space, you have explosions, you have a guy fucking a blue alien, you have even more explosions, you have generic enemis. But actually nobody knows what it is about everybody is confused, and they have to go see the movie to actually find out what the plot is about. Besides Rag'n'Bones Man just doesn't fit this trailer or Mass Effect, for that matter . But hey, we're only humenks.

Btw. Resting bitch face is strong with Suvi. But at least she doesn't look like a transvestite or a crazy person.

 

[Keppo]

This new main guy looks so fucking generic and bland. He looks exactly like some liberal cuck. Even Shepard was much better... They should for a change make protag from different race...

Or they should make new story something like dis: New race first time ever finding that other civilization exist; humans, krogans, asaris etc and we are creating protag from that race, game starts after first contact <- u have entry for something fresh and new and not mass effect 3.5


i dont know who is their creative director or story guy but after the series reset, they should make something new but we are getting the same with ultra-retarded protagonist.

 

[Space Satan]

Official trailer