Anime (mm/dom) Chronicle of AO: The Alpha & The Omega

[RK47]

 

[Azira]

:yawn:

 

[RK47]

I'm scared for my ribs, man.
So scary.

 

[Azira]

I understand. Someone who calls himself "FLU" seems to be a dangerous sort.

 

[laclongquan]

yeah. if it's H9N9 we prolly should piss our pants, right?

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

What the feth did you just fracking say about me, you little azn bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Kasrkin, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Eye of Terror, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in ogryn warfare and I'm the top power swordsman in the entire Cadian planetary defence forces. You are nothing to me but just another heretic. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Imperium, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the vox? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Vindicare Assasins across the Segmentum Obscurus and your ID is being traced right now so you better prepare for the purging, xenoazn. The purge that wipes out the unclean little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, heretic. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my ration bar. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Imperial Fething Guard and I will use it to its full extent to cleanse your miserable xeno ass off the face of the galaxy, you little groxshit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn alien. I will shit the Emperor's Wrath all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, azn.

 

[RK47]

lolbuymesoulstormsoucanplaynecron? nowai

 

[RK47]

XCOM - Operational Briefing
Operation Alpharius Omegon
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Gentlemen, the face of this new threat

Threat Level: Excessive
Recommended Response: Retaliation
Combat Readiness: Poor
- No previous combat experience
- Lack applied theory
- Does not have girlfriends to inspire him to great heights
- Feminine
- Omega

Enemy Combat Capability: Angry
+ Enemy is well trained and has shown frequent engagements in similar operations.
+ Familiarity with tactics and environment
+ Fanatical zeal and drive
+ Designer clothing
+ Masculline
+ Alpha

Engagement entails a squad entering area of conflict with the objective: total annihilation of the opposing side.
Maximum Squad Cap: 6
Maximum requisition points: 10,000

Additional gear assignments cost RP, on top of the basic trooper cost.
Rookies have no skills and come cheap.
Veterans possess exceptional toughness, accuracy and willpower as well as skill sets that define their role in the field.

Rosters include humans, as well as slew of alien species and robotic allies.

 

[Azira]

Go on. Troll him to death.

 

[RK47]

Go on. Troll him to death.

Guy is playing XCOM non stop while my whole playtime amounted to 5 hours, I shit fapped longer than this IRL.
Prepare for some derps.

 

[Azira]

You setting up for your own failure? Mourinho would not like that.

 

[RK47]

Fear of failure drives us to victory
Also the UI is shit.

When equipping squad I won't know what the fuck does each attachment or gear does, until I select it from the drop down... and click INFO button. This also includes knowing what each unit config does, Tac Officer? Medic? Smokejumper? Blowjobber? Jaesun? Click one of that, then INFO. What's laser rifle damage? Click that, then click on info.



I mean seriously? This is how you interact with the game with Keyboard and Mouse?
I spent 5 mins messing around last night before playing CK2 instead.
Even Skyrim UI isn't as dumb as this shit when it comes to providing information.

 

[Azira]

I never did mess around with the multiplayer part. Looks pretty obscure to me, that interface.

 

[RK47]

 

[Azira]

Aww, poor widdle FLU. Don't want to play the game you actually have? Awww..

 

[RK47]

 

[RK47]

RK47: I thought you want to Soulstorm?
FLU: I don't give a shit about SS
RK47: lol
RK47: what
RK47: You running?
FLU: Im installing the game right now
FLU: BB
FLU: I mean
RK47: Shit man...
RK47: teaching BB isn't that easy.
FLU: Teach me
FLU: Or I will make you my woman
FLU: Do you want to suck my white cock?
RK47: Maybe if you beat me in Soulstorm
FLU: Hahahaha
FLU: You'll suck my white cock if I beat you in soulstorm
FLU: That's just offensive
FLU: Im gonna go vomit
RK47: What if I win?
FLU: Im not sucking your dick
RK47: You can suck agentorange 's
FLU: You don't even have a 9 incher
FLU: I have above a 9 incher
RK47: He's white.
FLU: If you have above a 9 incher
FLU: I'll suck it
FLU: But I know you dont
FLU: You have baby cock
RK47: OK
RK47: You're gonna suck his cock if I beat him
FLU: Who's cock am I gonna suck?
FLU: I really dont wanna suck hoodoos cock
FLU: He's garbage at videogame
RK47: LundB 's and agentorange 's
FLU: Please don't do me dirty like that
FLU: AO and Lund never had the guts to play me
FLU: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHDaKtx6bGY
FLU: Im listening to this
FLU: While knoing im better than both of them
FLU: AO is on my flist
RK47: Yeah
RK47: Cause I'm their lord protector
RK47: I'm their friend.
FLU: Lundb is wherver
RK47: I'll fight for them
FLU: He's certainly not on my flist
RK47: So you'll suck their cock.
RK47: Once I beat your necron.
FLU: Well
FLU: I don't wont to get in to suckign cock
RK47: You started it.
FLU: I don't even want to wager it
RK47: Oh?
FLU: Yeah, but it's a real big risk
RK47: You scared, whitey?
FLU: A bigger risk than I want
FLU: The universe is a game of chance
FLU: You might suck but win
FLU: It's just chance
FLU: I don't want to end up sucking dick because I ran my mouth
RK47: But you'd rather ran your mouth and get your ribs broken?
FLU: Yes
FLU: I'd rather get my ribs broken, than suck a dick
FLU: Welcome to white man world

 

[RK47]

FLU: There's honor in broken bones
FLU: There is no honor in cocksucking
RK47: But there's no honor in having your dick sucked by an man claiming he is manly?
RK47: You're just a pussy.
FLU: I'd let you suck my dick
FLU: Don't worry babe
RK47: Nah, I want you to wager your mouth too.
FLU: Thats too much
RK47: So stop pushing people into your wagering shit, unless you ante up.

 

[RK47]

FLU: SMA might suck some cock
FLU: Iw ont
FLU: I'll get a gun and make my way to singapore
RK47: Don't bring her into this.
RK47: SMA isn't a free suck.
RK47: Whatever he or she is, she's still ain't free.
RK47: There's a cost.
RK47: So is my blowjob.
RK47: And yours.
RK47: I'm saying the price is a defeat in a game you claim to be familiar with the race.
RK47: And you can actually beat me in.
RK47: But now you backed off when I ante up the stakes.
FLU: No
RK47: I think I know your fear now.
RK47: All this posing.
FLU: I never backed off
RK47: And all that speeches.
RK47: You're gonna lose.
FLU: I just said I wont suck your dick you faggot
RK47: So you asked me to teach you Blood Bowl.
FLU: Yes
FLU: I need to learn BB

 

[Hoodoo]

for the record i am excellent at video games

 

[Kalin]

RK bro, this here is an intervention: you really ought to channel that fearsome azn energy you otherwise waste on crappy games, animu atrocities and filthy talk and go create a brilliant new LP for Jagged Alliance 2 with an all-Codexian party.

Yeah, sure, I would do it myself, but I tuk an arrowh to something vital and you would do it better anyway, so rise and shine and cave in to pressure and do your duty!

 

[RK47]

 

[RK47]

 

[RK47]

for the record i am excellent at video games

youre good at disconnecting

 

[Hoodoo]

you dont know what lifes like on the streets