More final faggotry

[Emotional Vampire]

Wasn't there an upcoming hack and slash where you play a tranny?

And I really mean a tranny, i.e. it's stated in the press release it's one.

 

[Krash]

I don't get it, is this a game or a drama?

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Neither. It's final fantasy.


Seriously, the games have gotten so fucking emo, I can't stand them.
What. The. Fuck.

 

[Felix]

I wish I have the power to go back in time before FF released and destroy Square for good.

 

[1eyedking]

Oh my god, JC, a bomb!

A bomb.

Get out of there!

Just have to pull this wire...

 

[Clockwork Knight]

I always thought FF are full of trannies ?

no trannies. Plenty of girly boys, though, which are the next best (?) thing

 

[Syraxis]

Wasn't there an upcoming hack and slash where you play a tranny?

And I really mean a tranny, i.e. it's stated in the press release it's one.

Nier.

I always thought FF are full of trannies ?

no trannies. Plenty of girly boys, though, which are the next best (?) thing

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Hmmm, young boys

they're like girls, but without the womyn's malice underneath

 

[Major_Blackhart]

We've been Vaan'd!

It's like being Goatse'd, but gayer.

 

[Emotional Vampire]

Nothing beats CC cast when it comes to... well any bad quality you can think of really.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

^This guy? never got that fag, I just got the french guy that is useless until he finds an equipment set during middle game.

nikki is only useful coupled with his sister, which means two party slots occupied for one or two combos, which means lol no

btw, his dad is this super macho pirate guy, which may or may not explain his faggish style

 

[Emotional Vampire]

That's a lot of information I don't give two shits about, thanks.

P.S. IIRC you have to use Nikki(Along with like half the entire cast, one by one) for some time because of storyline shit.

 

[chiefnewo]

Square continues to mine the uncanny valley for their character graphics. I suppose it's conveniently placed next to where they get their shithouse writing.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

All that info is gathered through a lenghty sidequest that requires you to follow nikki and his slut sis for a shitload of time, so it's engraved into my brain

You have to use either nikki, french dude or the guy that was supposed to be Magus but the developers thought he was gonna hog all the attention, so they replaced him with some generic guy that sorta looks like him but I don't care anyway

I picked french dude because he's at least honest about being a fag, plus he wants to storm the mansion's front door instead of sneaking aroundthe backdoor / sewers like a pussy

 

[Emotional Vampire]

I was always taking the Magus since he looked most fucking normal, plus one of his limit breaks(or whatever the fuck they were called) was pretty painful.

 

[ever]

oh man the j-pop in the background!

gross!

I like the orchestral scores in the final fantasy games altho I haven't played an ff game since VII

 

[ecliptic]

Someone beat me to it, but the uncanny valley is in full effect, haha.

And the gameplay looked so jRPG indulgent, this even coming from one who enjoys a handful of them (mostly Tri-Ace games and SMT though..).

Also some awwwwwwwwful voice acting. Way to harvest the anime VA.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

I miss the days of FF6. Best of them all.

 

[DefJam101]

holy shit the dialog is bad

 

[DriacKin]

I miss the days of FF6.

I don't miss those days.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

I miss FF4 because I love corny death scenes, and IV was filled to the brim with them

btw, they covered the young boy up for the new game

 

[GarfunkeL]

I miss the days of FF6. Best of them all.

 

[1eyedking]

Hmmm, young boys

they're like girls, but without the womyn's malice underneath

I lol'd

 

[Felix]

I miss the days FF doesn't exist.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

^hm