My Codex-Return-Experience™ is ruined because I don't have the essential "THAT'S AN ELEPHANT" button

[El Presidente]

Unfortunately I discovered an equally crucial button I also don't have:

The best button on the Codex together with that's an elephant.

I was 100% right when I made this post. "It's a matter of time" might be, as a matter of fact, the very best button on the Codex, though that's an elephant still has a special place in my heart.

AND I HAVE NEITHER OF THEM

 

[El Presidente]

December 6th, 2021. I still don't have

nor

No heavier burden has ever been imposed on a man's shoulders. I'm truly the Sisyphus of the Codex.

 

[Peachcurl]

 

[DarkUnderlord]

December 6th, 2021. I still don't have

nor

No heavier burden has ever been imposed on a man's shoulders. I'm truly the Sisyphus of the Codex.

And I still don't have $5.

 

[Alter Sack]

December 6th, 2021. I still don't have

nor

No heavier burden has ever been imposed on a man's shoulders. I'm truly the Sisyphus of the Codex.

And I still don't have $5.

Well, can you really fault him?

I mean, imagine all the other things one could do with $5.

For example buying a six pack of beer.

Or one could take a bundle of $5 dollar notes sit on the bank of a river and throw them in.

If you are lucky you can maybe watch some kids jumping in trying to rescue the cash.

Or he could fork over the $5 to you.

Not a really hard choice, eh?

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

500 pennies to gamble at the slot machine.
1 line 1 cent. The gameplay would be glorious.

Not to be confused with the

SLUT MACHINE

 

[Cunt Dickula!?]