Need help with a Baldur's Gate fanboy!

[GoldLeader]

I have an emergency here! There's a dude, who is calling Fallout a fucking pile of shit because of the "hype" and who says that "Baldur's Gate 2 is t3h best rpg evah." He is a fucking stubborn bastard that listens to bloodbath, excrementory grindfuckers, berzerker and the like. How can i make the poor guy understand that he's a fucking moron.



P.S. I'm ready for flame.
P.P.S Fuck You, Kingcomrade. I'm just saying that, so i won't have to waste my time AFTER you flame me.

 

[Naked_Lunch]

kingcomrade has sadly passed away so there's little chance of him flaming you

 

[GoldLeader]

Oh crud. Anyways, how can i make that damned heretical bastard weep?

 

[Imbecile]

kingcomrade has sadly passed away so there's little chance of him flaming you

Nah, he'll just end up like the evil zombie demonic ghost pirate luChuck from Monkey Island. He'll just gain another addition to his name, and return as LordKingComrade or somesuch.

He's unkillable I tells ya!

 

[onerobot]

Have you tried violence? Otherwise I'm out of ideas.

 

[DarkSign]

Dare him to post here, or DAC, or NMA.

 

[Spazmo]

Who the hell cares? As long as he stays in Lativa, he's not our problem.

 

[FrancoTAU]

Call him a capitalist or something.

 

[Elwro]

The guy is entitled to his own opinions, even if he thinks BG2 rulez while Fallout suxx0rz. If I were you, I'd just politely respect his stance on RPGs, courteously express my views on his intrinsic faggotry and then maybe flood his email account with educational tubgirls and subscribe him to gay porn left and right. Or put a photoshopped image of his on the web for eternal amusement.

Of course, you could just use a really hard screwdriver.

 

[Red Russian]

I think the answer to your/his problem is... FAN... BOY...

Convincing him to give up on his "fanatical love" towards a game, this one being Baldur's Gate 2, is just plain not going to work, IMHO. And from the looks of things it seems that he's upset 'cause Fallout is gettin' all the love and hype and that there's nothing left for ye olde BG2. Poor bastard.

I can't blame him though. Just look at Oblivion. Now there's a game that has ALOT of hype going for it. And still has, I think. Yet, other diamonds are being stamped out of "existance" simply because the "big boys" got more hype. The real gems are the ones made 'cause no one else will. No one else will 'cause the big ole publishers gotta watch that profit margin. Atleast, that's from a hardcore RPGers point of view.

What does he think is wrong with Fallout? Graphics, sound, AI, no magic, no demon powers, no Viconia. What's the problem? Ohh, I get it. No D&D rules. LOL! :D

Anyway, he is entitled to his own opinion, I guess. Unless he is a young snot-nosed brat that likes action RPGs, then he can go to hell since it's guys like him that gave Oblivion good sales.

Bastards...

 

[MINIGUNWIELDER]

Dare him to post here

 

[Jason]

Make love to him.

 

[gromit]

Don't dare him to post here. Please. Also, ask him why he even considers hype when evaluating games.

 

[MINIGUNWIELDER]

Post the URL of every forum he posts on, and ask Maddox for assistance in Email address asshattery

 

[LlamaGod]

this thread makes me feel dumber

 

[MINIGUNWIELDER]

Actually Russian we need quotes

 

[Saint_Proverbius]

Kick him in the nuts. When he's down, kick him in the nuts again. Keep kicking those nuts until he coughs up blood. That way, we can continue to have faith in the future.

 

[Ulfsark]

So here I am. The Bad Guy Who Said BG2 rips Fallout's ass. Well Goldleader DID dare me here.

What I never said was that Fallout totally sux. It's quite interesting and decent RPG. What I hate about it is that on every corner there is someone tearing his t-shirt apart, leaking spit around and eyes-white, screaming "Fallout! FALLOUT!!!! OMG Fallout!!! ", then falls over from exaustion.

Another thing I not quite hate, but am not fond of is it's out-of-game references. It really spoils the immersion.

And BG2 is tthe best.

 

[Jason]

What I hate about it is that on every corner there is someone tearing his t-shirt apart, leaking spit around and eyes-white, screaming "Fallout! FALLOUT!!!! OMG Fallout!!! ", then falls over from exaustion.

Latvia must be a fun place.

 

[LlamaGod]

Another thing I not quite hate, but am not fond of is it's out-of-game references. It really spoils the immersion.

play Fallout 1, not 2, you jerk.

 

[Zomg]

'kay. GoldLeader would probably suffocate if someone didn't periodically open his mouth for him, so good luck with your argument with him.

 

[Ulfsark]

I finished Fallout 1, sucker.

 

[Lumpy]

I finished Fallout 1, sucker.

Then what fucking references are you talking about, moron?

 

[bryce777]

Why bother to sort him out? Only a brain transplant can do that.

 

[Gnidrologist]

May I suggest sodomy?