Kev Inkline
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Colonization has to stop.
Especially when we are all witness that no, she apparently has not had them.“Omg Ha Ha No Truce With The Furries” was better than “Omg My Mum’s Had Abortions Better Than This”
Fucking homo“Omg Ha Ha No Truce With The Furries” was better than “Omg My Mum’s Had Abortions Better Than This”
Stalin would include turn-based squad tactical combat
modern 'communists' are wimpy declinoids
pretentious wall of text games
There was once this pretentious French rpg/adventure about snow and a village and depression, even released in episodes. Anyone remembers what it was?
Stalin would make 4x games and they'd be shit.
Stalin would kill anyone who dared to criticise his game and the resulting game would be naturally shit.More like - Stalin would make Civilization game that would be so advanced that nobody wan't to play them and returned toStalin would make 4x games and they'd be shit.
The narration is up there for worst thing I've ever heard in my life, ever. Holy fuck. Why did they even go with a narrator? What does it add?
They would have done it if the technology was available at the time.Fallout had no achievements. Just saying...
Kasparov , A well-meaning codexer here. Let me give you a crash course in name generation, an art developed and honed to perfection by the greatest Mecca of entertainment until it became the Raqqa of entertainment - of course I'm talking about Hollywood.
You don't name your thing Disco Elysium. You name it Disco of Elysium. That signifies to the consumer that your product is full of something - in your case, of Elysium - and he already subconsciously wants to buy your container simply because it's a container full of something. That's how he has been conditioned. And he certainly doesn't care what it's full of. Something full of Elysium is almost like a container full of Matt Damon, and this is considered a good thing in the West.
A secondary option, yet equally, if not more effective would be if instead of an of, you add a colon. I don't mean as box art (though this will work as well!) but between the two words - Disco: Elysium. A number of succesful "RPG games" have already done this, and it has brought in sales totally incompatible with their quality as games. Imagine what it would do for you.
Consider this now, and thank me later.