Obliblion PC March 20, 2006 ?

[Pr()ZaC]

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/de ... s&n=507846

 

[Chefe]

I've already preordered seven copies from EBGames, but I guess it wouldn't hurt to put down a few more.

roX0rz. thx

 

[HardCode]

Product Description

Product Description
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion is single-player role-playing action in the world of the popular Elder Scrolls game. The EMperor of Tamriel has been assassinated and the killer still runs loose. Meanwhile, no heir sits on the throne. With no Emperor upon the throne, the gates of Oblivion open wide and demons invade. Your quest is to find the lost heir and place him on the throne, before demons destroy the land. Next-generation graphics with pixel-shader effects for high-definition TVs, creating lifelike towns & dungeons and the most realistic forests

Who the fuck wrote that? Someone in second grade?

 

[oherror]

i read it was a first grader....you should give the guy a pat on the back...

 

[Naked_Lunch]

it was from the back of the box, you dope

 

[Drain]

Teen (Content suitable for persons ages 13 or older.)

Wow, the game is unsuitable for their target audience.

 

[Pr()ZaC]

Product Description

Product Description
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion is single-player role-playing action in the world of the popular Elder Scrolls game. The EMperor of Tamriel has been assassinated and the killer still runs loose. Meanwhile, no heir sits on the throne. With no Emperor upon the throne, the gates of Oblivion open wide and demons invade. Your quest is to find the lost heir and place him on the throne, before demons destroy the land. Next-generation graphics with pixel-shader effects for high-definition TVs, creating lifelike towns & dungeons and the most realistic forests

Who the fuck wrote that? Someone in second grade?

That's STREAMLINED text for the ones who couldn't find Caius in Morrowind.

 

[oherror]

ah it all makes sense now...thank you pr()ZaC

 

[LlamaGod]

I dont get how high quality graphics = lifelike

 

[GhanBuriGhan]

Now you even do release date threads on the Codex? Well, congratulations, Bethesda is proud of you!

 

[Chefe]

YOUR ALL WRONG WE DONT KNOW THE ACTUAL RELEASE DATE AND DONT BELIEVE ANYTHING UNTIL BETHESDA TELLS US BECAUSE ITS ALL MADE UP LIES AND COMPANIES LIKE AMAZON DONT KNOW SHIT!

THE RELEASE DATE IS "WHEN ITS DONE" LIKE BETHESDA SAYS.

 

[Here2Argue]

Double You Tea Eff

HEY GUYS LETS QUIT THE FORUM BOOBERY AND GO BACK TO BEING ELITIST PSEUDOINTELLECTUALS OMG LOL!

I want to be a cynic again... all this boobery is making me thirsty.

 

[Chefe]

Re: Double You Tea Eff

HEY GUYS LETS QUIT THE FORUM BOOBERY AND GO BACK TO BEING ELITIST PSEUDOINTELLECTUALS OMG LOL!

I want to be a cynic again... all this boobery is making me thirsty.

Hi, I'm Chefe.

 

[Drakron]

Come on guys, without that link I would not have searched to check "Sims 2: open for business" and seen its comming out in about 2 monts.

 

[Chefe]

Question: Why is the Xbox360 version $10 more than the PC version? More Patrick Stewart goodness? Enhanced soil erosion?

 

[Here2Argue]

Question: Why is the Xbox360 version $10 more than the PC version? More Patrick Stewart goodness? Enhanced soil erosion?

20% more hype!

 

[Sovy Kurosei]

It is those Achievements that you can put on your character profile on XBox Live Chefe and show other XBoxers how awesome you are.

 

[Drain]

Question: Why is the Xbox360 version $10 more than the PC version? More Patrick Stewart goodness? Enhanced soil erosion?

Don't forget Achievements.

 

[Greatatlantic]

Question: Why is the Xbox360 version $10 more than the PC version? More Patrick Stewart goodness? Enhanced soil erosion?

I think an EA spokesman said it best, "We feel Next-gen games merit a next-gen price." (though I'm quotating that from memory. Basically, all 360 games are going to cost $60, and probably all Playstation 3 games at well, Nintendo could go eitherway. Why? Because they are next-gen, duh. Nevermind that identical versions or even better versions are released on other platforms for $50. If you are planning on getting a console, get use to it. Its not just Oblivion, its every game.

 

[Chefe]

It is those Achievements that you can put on your character profile on XBox Live Chefe and show other XBoxers how awesome you are.

Oh right. Thank God I'm getting the Xbox360 version. Then I can show all the ladies that I have a full suit of demon armor, 60 bajillion gold, and 200 killz. I can also brag to the nubs online and say things like "u r no match for my l33t warrior powahz!"

I already have every Xbox360 game and have played them alot so everyone can look at my Live profile and KNOW that I am a really awesome guy.

 

[Chefe]

I think an EA spokesman said it best, "We feel Next-gen games merit a next-gen price."

Yea, I remember hearing that before.

And I feel that next-gen prices merit next-gen piracy.

Fucking EA shitholes. I'll get them one day.

 

[Goliath]

I have a dream that one day this forum will rise up and ... nail the balls of every Oblivion thread starter to the "Post Topic" button.
I have a dream that my four children will one day post in a forum where they will not be confronted by thousands of shitty threads about an overhyped action adventure but will find content worth reading and no goddamn TES board shitheads.
I have a dream today.

 

[Here2Argue]

I think an EA spokesman said it best, "We feel Next-gen games merit a next-gen price."

Yea, I remember hearing that before.

And I feel that next-gen prices merit next-gen piracy.

Fucking EA shitholes. I'll get them one day.

If you're serious, its likely because of the licensing costs that microsoft charges for every game made for the Xbox 360.

 

[HardCode]

it was from the back of the box, you dope

Well then either the person who transcribed it for the Amazon website was in a rush out the door at 4:59 on a Friday, or the box is fucked up. Which is it, asshat?

 

[Chefe]

If you're serious, its likely because of the licensing costs that microsoft charges for every game made for the Xbox 360.

I see. Well, that's pretty fucked up. Good old Microshit at it again.