Sup. Hey we got this new game thing and I called you up here because I need to say a bunch of li.... shit to hype people up for our new game.
Yes, Skyrim.
Skyrim? Who the fuck came up with that name? Sounds kind of gay.
I think it's actually a location in the lore, I searched the lore forums while browsing for "dragon" and "Lore" and fo
What in the fuck are you talking about? Oh fuck it. We gotta come up with some shit to say.
How about we go off about how we love some old classic games like New Vegas and Bulletsto
Those really aren't classic RPG's sir the
What in the fuck is this RPG shit? Do we make games about the Middle East now?
No sir, RPG's are role playing games. You play a role. Like master chief in Halo.
What the fuck is Halo. Do we own that?
No sir, we did acquire ID software and they ma...
Oh fuck them, this is our new engine they aren't involved with it. Or could we have them like program a small button in the GUI interface and then say the engine was made by them?
That "technically" would be telling the truth sir.
Naw forget it. They probably made some old shit games nobody has ever heard of.
Why DID Zenimax buy them again?
I still ponder that myself Sir. They used to make well done First Person Sh
Right. Then we bought them. Excellent.
Did we ever make any classic RGP's?
RPG's sir. And yeah, some people bitched a long time ago about this daggerford... Daggerfall... That's it.
Was it any good?
Well it came out in 1986 and featured quests, fact
1996? Was it like Super PONG or something?
No, it actually was a very early 3D word and also had
They had 3D games in 1996? Well I'll be damned. Did you play a role in it?
Yes it has quests and fac
Sounds kinda boring actually. Wasnt there a game not too long ago... starts with and L... Lorerape, or Lorefarts?
Maybe you mean Morrowind?
That sounds kind of familiar, was it also a RGP?
Yes, in fact is seemed to be really liked by the community on the forums, until Oblivion.
Wait? Those fucking forum morans had a problem with Oblivion?
Yes, they seemed to think we completely fucked up the lore an
What in the fuck is this lore shit? I think I remember something about it when we bought Fullout.
Fallout sir, and yeah we just did the standard thing and ignored the older game and came up with cool and exciting new
Yeah yeah, fuck this is giving me a headache.. oh wait.....
I have the prefect idea....