Oblivion: The Gathering

[Stella Brando]

Or how about:

Jack Black in The Sexening 2: Destination Tokyo

 

[Balor]

*rofl*
Indeed, Bryce

 

[bryce777]

I guess what gets me is I pretty much figgered morrowind was as dumbed down as possible. Man did these guys prove me wrong. I think it really takes talent to achieve that level of dumbening.

 

[kingcomrade]

The only faggotry in the deck will be the kingcomrade card.

gold

Chefe won't give you a reach-around.

 

[Blahblah Talks]

You don't even have to make up cards. This has long been considered one of the worst Magic cards ever printed. Those guys at Wizards are way ahead of their time.

 

[Chefe]

Todd: Well guys, this game of Magic is going swell.
Steve: Golly gee, Todd! Your wizard is really good.
Ken: We still haven't decided on the number one feature for Oblivion yet.
Todd: Wizard! Attack!
Steve: Oh no! Good shot!
Pete: I draw again.
Ken: Features... features... features... What to do?
Pete: Soil Erosion!
Todd: Soil erosion? What's that?
Pete: It's this new card I bought. It totally kicks ass.
Ken: Soil erosion? That gives me an idea.
Steve: What are you thinking, Ken?
Ken: No time to explain. Quick! To the Bethmobile!

... and the rest is history.

 

[bryce777]

"Todd: Wizard! Attack!
Steve: Oh no! Good shot! "

Bwahahaha

 

[Lumpy]

http://mtglair.de/editor.shtml
A card editor.

 

[VenomByte]

You don't even have to make up cards. This has long been considered one of the worst Magic cards ever printed. Those guys at Wizards are way ahead of their time.

Hey, I still own that card...

 

[VenomByte]

 

[Lumpy]

I made it so:
White - Good features of TES. Intelligent people from elderscrolls.com.
Red - Cool yet useless features from TES. Fanboys.
Blue - RPG features.
Black - Codex whiners and TES bashers.
Green - Microsoft, Havok, Speedtree.

 

[Chefe]

http://mtglair.de/editor.shtml
A card editor.

Kick ass. This will be so much easier now. Thanks.

 

[Lumpy]

Inspired by the other thread, I'm going to make a deck of Oblivion cards. Like Magic but without the faggotry.

There will be three types of decks: Elder Scrolls Deck (official ES forum), Codex Deck (gee I wonder), and Oblivion Deck (the actual game).

This is the kind of direction I'm heading in.
It's from the Oblivion Deck.

I've already got a few made, but I need some more ideas to make sure I don't miss any particular subject.

I know I'm nitpicking, but only creatures have Power and Toughness.

 

[VenomByte]

Yup, and it should be 'artifact' not 'item'.

And it should only cost colourless mana.

 

[Lumpy]

Yup, and it should be 'artifact' not 'item'.

And it should only cost colourless mana.

That's too much nitpicking.

 

[VenomByte]

Yup, and it should be 'artifact' not 'item'.

And it should only cost colourless mana.

That's too much nitpicking.

Nah, you've opened the marble floodgates to oblivion now

 

[Human Shield]

 

[Chefe]

I know I'm nitpicking, but only creatures have Power and Toughness.

Okay.

Yup, and it should be 'artifact' not 'item'.

And it should only cost colourless mana.

 

[Lumpy]

Nice Chefe card, Human Shield.

 

[Tintin]

Why hasn't Blunt Axe been done yet.

 

[Chefe]

Because you were born.

 

[kingcomrade]

 

[Lumpy]

Because I can't find a picture.
I wonder what a Lumpy card would be like....

 

[kingcomrade]

This is the only time in my life I've wanted to know anything about Magic.

 

[Excalibur]

i remeber being in grade 12 and my friends got into this game, its kinda sad seing them play it in the school cafe... its kinda like wtaching people LARP
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