Fuck you, and fuck your autistic hobbies. Fuck your creepy personal inquiries, fuck your laughable pretence of elitism, fuck your homosexual cicle-jerk gratifications, fuck your racism. Fuck the fact you keep calling me "Liberal" months if not years after I admitted the name was deliberately inaccurate, and switched for something else. Fuck your senile histrionics, like starting out with "Hey, wanna be buddies, I find you pretty intelligent and interesting" and abruptly going from that to "Ban Glyphwright, he's worse than Andhaira, I've hated him since the moment I was born". Fuck your incongruous inability to differentiate between mock-fights and personal insults. Fuck your infantile manner of taking a random misspelled word and laughing over it for ten hours. Fuck you for assuming that, for some reason, any one of you is anywhere above the alternatively developed level of intelligence. Fuck you for driving all the actually colourful and unusual personalities out of the Codex, and keeping the bland shitty sycophants who wouldn't know originality if it bit them on their balls. Fuck your spontaneous bursts of empathy, where a nickname I never before saw in my life on here, and couldn't give two shits about, suddenly starts pming me condolence/friendship letters, trying to oblige me to respond. Fuck your shitty dumbfuck admin who has no idea how to manage and develop a forum (a routine search engine update causes irreconcilable bugs that hang it indefinitely, don't get me started on the eye-sore background/design, the same colour as dried up shit, illogical and unstructured placements of subsections, a pathetic clusterfuck in the avatar section, poorly planned-out control panel/buttons, and wasteful allocation of moderator resources). Fuck the borderline-illiterate shitsucking Trash admin, who graces the forum with his royal majesty in every sacred post he leaves, yet is able neither to reason, nor to joke in a way that doesn't give you chronic cringe. Fuck your infatuation with primitive screaming monkeys like Cleve, Andhaira and CF, entertaining the dimwit "public" by throwing variously coloured pieces of shit. Fuck your sheep-like taste in games, movies and music (If an ancient piece of shit that fals apart as you watch/play/listen to it, makes zero sense, and is simply vulgar and tasteless, it must be the greatest thing ever release, please think I'm smart too please).
I've had the "report post"button inexplicably turned off for me alone, I've had a thread asking the admins to ban me for daring to post here, and now it turns out there's another new function which, by the way, is useless, that I am for no good reason kept away from, with no indication of error or apology. I spit in the face of the incompetent admin who decided to turn it on for everyone except for me, I spit on the more than slightly mentally ill cast of moderators, and I couldn't care less about the sheeple which jerk each other off on these atrocious pages. And fuck me If I post so much as a single letter here after this post again.
FUCK YOU. And let me be unyieldingly clear about this: fuck you Cloaked Figure, fuck you DragoFireheart, fuck you Trash, fuck you DarkUnderlord, fuck you Jaesun, fuck you DraQ, fuck you Kzero, and fuck you Sceptic. I seriously and sincerely consider you to be horrible people and examples of what children should never grow into. Fuck you all.
P.S. No, I don't give a shit about the actual buttons, they are uninteresting and functionally useless, it's the sheer notion of having to suck up hard enough to the admin in order to get them is what angers me.