Official Codex Monocles

[The_Pope]

It is absurd that a magazine as prestigious as RPGcodex limits its merchandising to items as plebeian as mugs and T-Shirts. The codex should sell its own line of monocles.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Don't forget the top hat. Top hat damn it.

 

[drunkpriest]

Just wondering if you have sold any of these?

 

[BethesdaLove]

Its made in the KWA. Who would want that...

 

[LazyD]

Brainwashed sheeple of the KWA perhaps?

Or a loyal servant to the hive Overlord.

 

[BethesdaLove]

Rhetorical question. Some people donate to the Chandex.

I'd like to tell a story now I read online.
Dude used to work in a gaming shop. They had bought a bunch of Sega consoles and then Sega died. So they were sitting on priceless worthless plastic. One day he decided to lower the price and at least try to sell some. But his boss, a wise man, stopped him. He said: "Dudebro, we hold the price! Because hear hear, every morning an idiot wakes up. And we just hop that today he waltzes to us."

PS: Thread should be about what glasses the Chandex population wears.

 

[Hoaxmetal]

And how would codex monocles differ from non-codex monocles?

 

[Exmit]

Instead of giving codex internets we should be giving monocles , dex would be 1st

 

[Gay-Lussac]

Instead of giving codex internets we should be giving monocles , dex would be 1st

AT LIFE

 

[Secretninja]

Brainwashed sheeple of the KWA perhaps?

Or a loyal servant to the hive Overlord.

We have no overlord, only the Underlord.

 

[The_Pope]

And how would codex monocles differ from non-codex monocles?

They wouldn't. Monocles are already perfect, and thus any change would be

 

[MisterStone]

If one of those custom merchandise printing companies had rudimentary top hats that could be printed with the codex logo, that would be p. cool. Don't see this anywhere though.

 

[Andhaira]

Yes to codex monocoles.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Monocles and tophats are pretty gay. I support mirrored sunglasses and flightsuits.

 

[JarlFrank]

And how would codex monocles differ from non-codex monocles?

They'd have RPGCODEX written over the lens so your sight is filled with a cloud of rage whenever you put them on.

 

[denizsi]

I want Radisshu glasses and monocles in store.

 

[Bluebottle]

And how would codex monocles differ from non-codex monocles?

Rose-tinted, obviously.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

A codex monocle would detect the games the user is playing, and upon sight of new shit it would drive a pin into the nearest eye, then play "And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell" in Tony Jay's voice.

 

[Melcar]

We need monocles. Codex should start selling mascots too. I want my own Codex bird.