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Reading the FF13 wiki

Fat Dragon

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FF13 also has a motorcycle formed by two scissoring goddesses.
http://kotaku.com/5290572/shivas-lesbia ... ld-dilemma
shiva2.jpg

:picard:
 

ghostdog

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Can also do a threesome with the two goddesses while riding the bike ? That would truly be extreme.
 

kingcomrade

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How is that any more retarted than Minsc and Boo?
I don't recall mentioning Minsc and Boo, or what they have to do with Final Fantasy. Was your postulation, per se, that if Minsc and Boo are retarded FF13 is somehow less retarded than I've implied, per se? Was this an intended defense of Final Fantasy by bringing up something unrelated? Perhaps you ought to kill yourself, QED
 

Turok

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kingcomrade said:
Lightning
Main character's name.
Sazh wields dual pistols, and his strong point is striking enemies from a distance. His pet, a baby chocobo lives in his afro.

Old info, everyone know about the nigger with the pollito on the afro.

If you ask me, is funny :D, you dont see the trailers?
 
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Finally you guys come closer to the truth that japanese games are nothing more then putting randomly "cool" looking crap into the game with no consistency at all. Few exceptions of course. Also adding a afro guy for multi-culti purposes, expecting better sales. Obvious is obvious.
 

WalterKinde

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From reading the wiki outline of the basic story it does indeed look like they created ff7 and just switched the gender of cloud to lightning in additon to being female now theres that giant gunsword/gunblade weapon, the part about lightning being "not very feminine" could hint at a gay love story arc depending on what other female characters they saddle you with.
Choice and Consequences ftw :P
 

Andyman Messiah

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Flying Spaghetti Monster said:
I say we get Andyman to play this one after he's finished with FFVII.
Oh man, what a coincidence. I was just thinking about becoming the definitive Final Fantasy LPer.

After FF7, it's time to break out the gunblade.
 

made

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Sounds like it's back to typical jrpg goofyness. FF12 kept that shit to a minimum and was comparatively serious; guess it will remain one of a kind.
 

Hobo Elf

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More like Final Faggotry, amirite? Shit looks terrible, but the fat weeaboos will eat up anything as long as it's from glorious nippon.
 

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