Major_Boobage
Scholar
One mentions cocksucking and the master himself enters the thread!! AMIRITE.
yes plz said:Always figured you were into cock sucking, Major Boobage.
ScottishMartialArts said:And seeing as how there are only like 4 towns in the whole game, blowing up one of them means you have one less place to sell the mountains of loot you acquire dungeon-crawling.
ScottishMartialArts said:Why the hell does the gaming media masturbate to the Megaton bomb quest?
1) Does your character have a 25 demolitions skill? Yes, then proceed to step 3. No Proceed to Step 2.
2) Take mentats, proceed to step 3.
3) Activate bomb. If you choose disarm, go to step 4. If you choose detonate go to step 5.
4) Receive a house and cash in Megaton.
5) Receive a house and cash in Ten Penny Tower.
Seriously, what the fuck? Since when is this the pinnacle of quest design? The only semi-interesting part about it was that if you told the Sheriff about the bad guy, he'd get killed trying to arrest him. And it's hardly a difficult "moral choice". Blow a town up, OR not. Gee, I wonder which choice my dear old dad would prefer? And seeing as how there are only like 4 towns in the whole game, blowing up one of them means you have one less place to sell the mountains of loot you acquire dungeon-crawling.
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sah said:I looked to the right and saw the name of another article:
Bethesda: We haven't yet mastered the RPG
ScottishMartialArts said:Why the hell does the gaming media masturbate to the Megaton bomb quest?
1) Does your character have a 25 demolitions skill? Yes, then proceed to step 3. No Proceed to Step 2.
2) Take mentats, proceed to step 3.
3) Activate bomb. If you choose disarm, go to step 4. If you choose detonate go to step 5.
4) Receive a house and cash in Megaton.
5) Receive a house and cash in Ten Penny Tower.
Seriously, what the fuck? Since when is this the pinnacle of quest design?
Very few games took you to the places that Black Isle dared, and it’s natural to be wary of even the most skilful and well-meaning alien influence.