(Cream – Pressed Rat And Warthog-
http://songmeanings.com/songs/view/3458764513820556073/ )
Rat Tail and Medal boy have closed down their shop.
They didn't want to, 'twas all they had got.
Selling worn RPGs, recycled shit.
And Rat Tail's collection of dildos and dicks.
Sadly they failed, telling no one goodbye.
Rat Tail wore a long braid, Medal Boy a stupid tie.
Between them they carried a kick-starter sack,
Went straight round to the bank and never came back
The bad Rat Tail madman had ordered their fate.
He laughed and stomped off with a space traveling gate.
The gate turned into a money tree,
And his Kick-Start got funded and they broke into glee.
Rat Tail and Medal boy have closed down their shop.
They didn't want to, 'twas all they had got.
Selling worn RPGs, recycled shit.
And Rat Tail's collection of dildos and dicks.
Zep--