Soulbringer

[kingcomrade]

I haven't installed it yet, actually, the new semester just started up and I'm getting settled into a routine still.

 

[Chefe]

I was down at the castle town staring at this yellow-haired elf
Soulbringer strikes up a conversation with this black-haired dark elf
She dances while his father plays the lute
She's suddenly beautiful
We all want something beautiful
I wish I was beautiful
So come cast your spells down through the morning
Cut Arwen! Show me some of them Elven spells
Pass me a bottle, Soulbringer
Fight with me
Help me fight anything
I want to be someone who's a hero


Soulbringer and me tell each other fairy tales
Stare at the elven women
"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."
Smiling in the bright lights
Coming through in scrolls
When you have fat loots, you can never be lonely


I will cast my spell
Cast blue and red and black and gray
All of the beautiful spells are very very meaningful
Fire is my favorite spell
I felt so heroic yesterday
If I knew the King
I would buy myself a giant sword and quest


Soulbringer and me look into the future
Stare at the elven women
"She's looking at you.
Uh, I don't think so. She's looking at me."
Standing in the spotlight
I bought myself a giant sword
When I have fat loots, I will never be lonely


I want to be a battlemage
Everybody wants to pass as wizards
We all want to be big big heros, but we got different reasons for that
Fight with me because I don't fight anything
and I want someone to quest with


Soulbringer and me stumbling through the dungeon
Yeah we stare at the elven women
"She's perfect for you, Man, there's got to be somebody for me."
I want to be the warrior
Soulbringer wishes he was someone just a little more magical
When you can cast fireballs of doom, son, that's just about as magical as you can be


Soulbringer and me staring at the castle
When I look at the king, I want to see me staring right back at me
We all want to be big heros, but we don't know why and we don't know how
But when everybody loves me, I'm going to be just about as happy as can be
Soulbringer and me, we're gonna be big heros..

 

[Section8]

You spent too much time on that. More comics less lyrics.

 

[Chefe]

All our xp has come
Here but now they're gone
Mages don't fear Soulbringer
Nor do the knights the goblins or the trolls (we can fight like they do)
Come on baby (don't fear Soulbringer)
Baby take my hand (don't fear Soulbringer)
We'll be able to levitate (don't fear Soulbringer)
Baby I'm your battlemage
La-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la

The quest is done
Here but now they're gone
King and the Elven princess
Are together in Oblivion (with Soulbringer)
40,000 knights and wizards everyday (like Soulbringer)
40,000 knights and wizards everyday (redefine magic)
Another 40,000 coming everyday (we can quest like they do)
Come on baby (don't fear Soulbringer)
Baby take my hand (don't fear Soulbringer)
We'll be able to levitate (don't fear Soulbringer)
Baby I'm your battlemage
La-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la

XP of two is one
Here but now they're gone
Came the last night of questing
And it was clear the party couldn't go on
Then the door was open and the boss appeared
Fireballs cast then disappeared
The goblins ran then he appeared (saying grab your sword)
Come on baby (and they had no fear)
And the hero ran to him (then they started to fight)
He looked at Soulbringer and said goodbye (he had become like they are)
He had taken his sword (he had become like they are)
Come on baby (don't fear Soulbringer)

 

[Section8]

I'm glad you're home
And I think you really miss me
I guess you do by the look in your eyes (look in your eyes, look in your eyes)
Well lay back and relax while I put away the dishes (put avay the dishes)
Then you and me can rock-a-bye

You can Soulbring my be-e-ell, Soulbring my bell
You can Soulbring my be-e-ell, Soulbring my bell
You can Soulbring my be-e-ell, Soulbring my bell
You can Soulbring my be-e-ell, Soulbring my bell

The night is young and full of possibilities
Well come on and let yourself be free
My love for you, so long than I've been savin'
Tonight was made for me and you

You can Soulbring my be-e-ell, Soulbring my bell
You can Soulbring my be-e-ell, Soulbring my bell
You can Soulbring my be-e-ell, Soulbring my bell
You can Soulbring my be-e-ell, Soulbring my bell

you can Soulbring my bell, you can Soulbring my bell
(ding, dong, ding, do-ong)
you can Soulbring my bell, you can Soulbring my bell
(ding, dong, ding, do-ong, Soulbring it!)
you can Soulbring my bell, anytime, anyway
(Soulbring it, Soulbring it, Soulbring it, Soulbring it oww!)
you can Soulbring my bell, anytime, anyway
(ding, dong, ding, do-ong)

you can Soulbring my bell, you can Soulbring my bell
(ding, dong, ding, do-ong)
you can Soulbring my bell, you can Soulbring my bell
(ding, dong, ding, do-ong, Soulbring it!)
you can Soulbring my bell, anytime, anyway
(Soulbring it, Soulbring it, Soulbring it, Soulbring it oww!)
you can Soulbring my bell, anytime, anyway
(ding, dong, ding, do-ong)

Dong. hehe

 

[Chefe]

Haha. Excellent.

Soulbringer went down to the castle
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal

When he came upon this young elf
Sawin' on a lute and playin' it hot
And Soulbringer jumped
Up on a hickory stump
And said boy let me tell you what

I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a lute player too
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good lute, elf
But give Soulbringer his due
I'll bet a lute of gold
Against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you

The elf said my name's Johnny
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet
And you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been

Soulbringer opened up his case
And he said I'll start this show
And fireballs flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his bow

Then he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made a evil hiss
And a band of orcs joined in
And it sounded something like this

When Soulbringer finished
Johnny said well you're pretty good old son
Just sit right in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done

He played the Wizard's Fire
Run elf, run
Soulbringer's in the Dungeon of the Rising Sun
Goblins in a bread pan picken' out dough
Queen does your dog bite
No child, no

Soulbringer bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden lute
On the ground at the elf's feet

Johnny said, Soulbringer just come on back
If you ever wanna try again
I done told you once you son of a bitch
I'm the best there's ever been

He played the Wizard's Fire
Run elf, run
Soulbringer's in the Dungeon of the Rising Sun
Goblins in a bread pan picken' out dough
Queen does your dog bite
No child, no

 

[Section8]

Emobringer

Hey Dagoth look at me
Think back and wiki to me
Did I level up according
To plan?
Do you think I’m wasting
My time doing things I
Wanna do?
But it hurts when you're
Oblivious all along


And now I try hard to increase my stat multiplier
I just want to make you proud
I’m never gonna be über
Enough for you
I can’t pretend that
I’m alright
And you can’t change me


‘Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I’m sorry
I can’t be Soulbringer
Now it’s just too late
And we can’t go back
I’m sorry
I can’t be Soulbringer


I try not to think
<s>About the pain I feel inside</s>
Did you know you used to be
My hero?
All the days
You spent with me
Now seem so far away
And it feels like you don’t
Care anymore


And now I try hard to reach the top of every guild
I just want to make you proud
I’m never gonna be good
Enough for you
I can’t stand another fight
And nothing’s alright


‘Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I’m sorry
I can’t be Soulbringer
Now it’s just too late
And we can’t go back
I’m sorry
I can’t be Soulbringer


Nothing’s gonna change
The things that you wikied
Nothing’s gonna make this
Right again
Please don’t turn your back
I can’t believe it’s hard
Just to talk to you with my one word responses
But you don’t understand


‘Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I’m sorry
I can’t be Soulbringer
Now it’s just too late
And we can’t go back
I’m sorry
I can’t be Soulbringer


‘Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I’m sorry
I can’t be Soulbringer
Now it’s just too late
And we can’t go back
I’m sorry
I can’t be Soulbringer

I feel dirty.

 

[Chefe]

That makes me want to cut myself.

SLIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE

Oooh, the pain! It feels so good! WHY DID SHE BREAK UP WITH ME??! *sob*



Oh baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
That loot wasn't right here
Oh baby, baby
I shouldn't have left your party
And now you're out of sight, yeah
Show me how want it to be
Tell me Soulbringer 'cause I need to know now, oh because

Chorus:
My low HP is killing me
I must confess I still believe
When I'm not fighting orcs I lose my mind
Give me a quest
Hit me Soulbringer one more time

Oh baby, baby
The reason I cast fireball is you
Soulbringer you got me blinded
Oh pretty wizard
There's no spell that I wouldn't do
It's not the way I cast it
Show me how you want it to be
Tell me Soulbringer 'cause I need to know now, oh because

Chorus:
My low HP is killing me
I must confess I still believe
When I'm not fighting orcs I lose my mind
Give me a quest
Hit me Soulbringer one more time

Oh baby, baby how was I supposed to know
Oh pretty baby, I shouldn't have let that goblin go
I must confess, that my low HP is killing me now
Don't you know I still need healing
That you will be here
And give me a quest
Hit me Soulbringer one more time

Chorus:
My low HP is killing me
I must confess I still believe
When I'm not fighting orcs I lose my mind
Give me a quest
Hit me Soulbringer one more time

 

[FrancoTAU]

Not to hijack the thread, but Soulbringer is one of the crappier RPGs i've played. It's like Diablo without the decent combat and nifty skill trees. The combats can be ridiculously hard in the beginning and the rotating camera view is obnoxious.

 

[Section8]

All right stop, collaborate and listen
Soulbringer's back with my brand new <s>invention</s> generation of the Elder Scrolls series
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a <s>harpoon</s> <s>crossbow</s> blunt axe daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll <s>glow</s> radiate
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a <s>poisonous</s> cat that needs four mushrooms
Deadly when I play a <s>dope</s> skooma melody
Anything less than the best is a felony, do you wish to: 1. Pay the Fine 2. Resist Arrest 3. Go To Jail
Love it or leave it you better gain <s>weight</s> encumbrance
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it in the single, designer intended way (combat)
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Soulbringer

CHORUS
Soulbringer Soulbringer baby vanillla (x4)

Now that the party is <s>jumping</s> "training" its acrobatics skill
With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning <s>them</s> my own pet dog if you ain't <s>quick and nimble</s> speedy and agile
I go crazy when I hear a <s>cymbal</s> fat lute
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my <s>5.0</s> pink-eyed horse
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
The <s>girlies</s> lizard women on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just <s>drove</s> fast travelled by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
The block was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
<s>Girls</s> Lizard women were hot wearing <s>less than</s> daedric bikinis
Rockman lovers driving <s>Lamborghinis</s> homing <s>pigeons</s> horses
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a <s>guage</s> blade and Vanilla with a <s>nine</s> ...blade
Messy "Reading" for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're <s>so full of eight balls</s> standing outside a ruin
<s>Gunshots</s> Rocket launcher staves rang out like a bell
I grabbed my <s>nine</s> OMFG deadric diakatana!!1 all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast thanks to teh awesome phyisicc!!!s!!
Jumped in my <s>car</s> map, slammed on the <s>gas</s> fast travel
Bumper to bumper the avenue's <s>packed</s> completely devoid of NPC activity
I'm trying to get away before the <s>jackers jack</s> radiators radiate
<s>Police</s> Generic Roman guys on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted <s>all the dope fiends</s> Eitar
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it in the single, designer intended way (combat)
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

REPEAT CHORUS

Take heed 'cause I'm a <s>lyrical poet</s> fag
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My distinctly empty town that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and <s>kick holes in the ground</s> erode the soil
'Cause my style's like <s>a chemical spill</s> every other character
<s>Feasible rhymes</s> Exaggerated bloom that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept, slowly being dumbed down
We make it hype <s>and you want to step with this</s>
Shay plays on the fade slice like <s>a ninja</s> the Dark Brotherhood
Cut like a <s>razor</s> blade so fast other DJs say damn
If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram, because merchants don't have enough money for anything more
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the <s>mic</s> shiny things while I kick my <s>juice</s> action adventure
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it in the single, designer intended way (combat)
Check out the hook while Shay revolves it

Soulbringer Soulbringer baby vanilla
Soulbringer Soulbringer baby (oh-oh) vanilla
Soulbringer Soulbringer baby vanilla
Soulbringer Soulbringer baby vanilla ice
Yo man let's get out of here
Word to <s>your mother</s> Emperor Uriel "Patrick Stewart" Septim VII
Soulbringer Soulbringer baby too cold
Soulbringer Soulbringer baby too cold too cold (x2)
Soulbringer Soulbringer baby

I don't really know who or what I'm making fun of, which pretty much assures that the joke is on me!

 

[aboyd]

"And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's asshole"

I'm not exactly sure what it means, but you can tell the guy saying it is a badass.

Hmm... no.

 

[Modo]

I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs

They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say...

"Hey there Mr. Muslim
Merry fucking Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
And hear some holiday wishes.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
and fucking celebrate.

There is no holiday season in India I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd!

They've never read a Christmas story.
They don't know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December
I'll go to India and shout...

Hey there Mr. Hinduist
Merry fucking Christmas
Drink eggnog and eat some beef
And pass it to the missus.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass
and fucking celebrate!

Now I heard that in Japan
Everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin.

On December 25th
All they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan
And walk around and say...

Hey there Mr. Shintoist
Merry fucking Christmas
God is going to kick your ass
You infidelic pagan scum.

In case you haven't noticed
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
And Merry fucking Christmas to you.

On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say,
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,
Merry Fucking Christmas, To You!

Sorry for asking, but is this serious, or just a mocking of the ignorance of Christians?
I mean it`s a song/poem you heard somewhere or you just made it up? In America all things are possible but if it`s a mocking it`s excellent

 

[Section8]

The song is called Merry Fucking Christmas, and it's out of a Southpark Christmas episode, as sung by Mr Hat.

 

[Modo]

The song is called Merry Fucking Christmas, and it's out of a Southpark Christmas episode, as sung by Mr Hat.

Ah, i missed that episode...
Anyway, brilliant
Thanks for the answer

 

[Chefe]

Hey little soulbringer what have you done
Hey little soulbringer who's the only one
Hey little soulbringer who's your battlemage
Hey little soulbringer who's the one you want
Hey little soulbringer fireball!

It's a nice day to quest again
It's a nice day for a dungeon crawl
It's a nice day to quest again

Hey little soulbringer what have you done
Hey little soulbringer who's the only one
I've been grinding for so long (so long)
I've been grinding for so long (so long)
I let you go for so long

It's a nice day to quest again (come on)
It's a nice day for a dungeon crawl
It's a nice day to quest again

(Pick it up)

Take me back to the castle
There is nothin' fair in this kingdom
There is nothin' safe in this kingdom
And there's nothin' sure in this kingdom
And there's nothin' pure in this kingdom
Look for some magic left in this kingdom
Start again
Come on

It's a nice day for a dungeon crawl
It's a nice day to quest again
It's a nice day for a dungeon crawl
It's a nice day to quest again