Game News Sudeki Out In Europe

[Sol Invictus]

Tags: Microsoft Game Studios; Sudeki

Microsoft's PC port for Sudeki has been shipped out to stores and is available in the UK And Europe today, according to the <a href=http://www.sudekipc.com/>Sudeki PC Website</a>.

 

[Fez]

Oooh, someone try it quick and tell us if it is shit.

It stars a nineteen year old girl with blue hair and big tits, that should be enough to get some of you interested.

Edit: It also has some other girl with big tits and pigtails, and she looks like she has the same tailor as Annah from Planescape:Torment. It must be very warm in that country. She's described as an 'Antropomorph', so it sounds like that furry shit. She'll probably have a tail and be in "tune with nature".

For the gay crowd: there are two effeminate boys wearing impractical clothes in the game too.

 

[Greatatlantic]

Here's a review for the game on Xbox from Gamespot.

http://www.gamespot.com/xbox/rpg/sudeki/review.html

Verdict? 6.5, apparently its to pretentious and lacking in depth for the console RPG audience. Is this truly the wisest title to try to port?

 

[Andyman Messiah]

A friend of mine works in a game store and has tried it out. He says it's kind of good, but I don't know if I believe that. It looks way too much like a cuddly Final Fantasy-esque game with (crappy) hack n' slash realtime combat.

 

[Fez]

You're not supposed to think about the plot, you are supposed to masturbate to the big-titted girl with blue hair/animal hybrid/effeminate boys.

 

[Saran]

Ill take all three, all they need is penguins along with a free pack of fattie rinds and my perversions will be sated.

 

[Shagnak]

Ill take all three, all they need is penguins along with a free pack of fattie rinds and my perversions will be sated.

And someone wearing a cassock.
And dick-nippled furries. :D

 

[Barghest]

Don't forget the Yak, and the length of rubber tubing...

 

[FireWolf]

Looks like ass.

 

[Fez]

There will be no demo of this game. It also uses the crappy Starforce protection.

 

[Saint_Proverbius]

When I first saw the website earlier this year, I couldn't help thinking that it looked like crap. Something about British guys working on a game that's supposed to look like Japanese people made it just doesn't ring good to me.

 

[Fez]

The more I read, the more it looks like generic rubbish.

The artist does cosplay too.

 

[Shagnak]

There will be no demo of this game. It also uses the crappy Starforce protection.

I just playeda demo of Project:Snowblind. It installed Starforce version 7 on my computer.
Fucking cunts. Why does a demo need Starforce protection?
Anyway, the demo caused spontaneous reboots and all kinds of shite.
When it finally (magically) went, the graphics were straight out of Deus Ex-era, and the gameplay was kind of average.
Bah, I should have saved my bandwidth for the Restricted Area demo

 

[Fez]

There are already complaints about the game crashing or not loading because of Starforce. I can only wonder at what horrors it has yet to reveal.

 

[Spazmo]

Bah, I should have saved my bandwidth for the Restricted Area demo

That one kinda sucks as well. Go for the Psychonauts demo instead.

 

[Shagnak]

Bah, I should have saved my bandwidth for the Restricted Area demo

That one kinda sucks as well. Go for the Psychonauts demo instead.

Hokay, I'll give it a whirl.

Hmmm...my monthly cap is almost up and roll over is in a couple of days. 'Tis a big demo.
I shall what a couple of days, then.

Is this demo "the shit"?

Edit: just looked at that other thread - sounds good

 

[Fez]

You might want to change your mind about that, Shagnak. I'm sure you'll want to save all your time for Sudeki.

P.S. check your pm.

 

[Shagnak]

Haha...for fucks sake - you have way too much time on your hands Fez!

Classic.

(Luckily I made sure my shared office emptied out a little before checking that one :wink: )

 

[Fez]

Heh, well I wanted a break and I had some 'inspiration'.

One more pre-order for Sudeki! Maybe they'll hire me for the sequel?

I refuse to do cosplay for the part though.

I might get Sudeki when hit hits the bargin bin.

 

[EEVIAC]

Don't bother. The areas are small, narrow and linear, the characters are dull with very little interplay between them (although there is a brief, yet unbelievably poxy spiritual vs scientific debate between catwoman and the one-armed scientist.) There are seven or eight "side quests," all of which are of the "collect some items" variety. The combat is ok but the spawn isn't - walk into an area and a half dozen monsters spawn in, walk out and back through the door and it repeats. Even crates and barrels spawn.

Why can't they port good console games to PC like Shenmue II or Ninja Gaiden?

 

[Fez]

So no furries with dicks for nipples? Damn.

If you want Shenmue, you could emulate it. That's about the only chance you have of seeing it on PC, I suppose.