Jedi_Learner
Liturgist
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Taunts
- Thread starter GhanBuriGhan
- Start date
Pure Genius, Round 2 (Hollywood):
Hands Up, Dirtbag!!!
Fucking Chuck Norris!!!
By the Power of GraySkull!!!!!
Cobra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!!!
Jem is truly Outragous!!!!
Feel Lucky Punk!!!!
Give me some sugar, baby!!!
I'm going to punch you right in the baby-maker!!!
Nice weapon. I already made like infinity of those at scout camp!!!
70,000 Gold? Hell, my suits are worth more than that!!!
You know when I was a boy and rock'n'roll came to East Germany, the communists said it was subversive........Maybe they were right!!!!!!! Now die, Bitch!!!!
Hands Up, Dirtbag!!!
Fucking Chuck Norris!!!
By the Power of GraySkull!!!!!
Cobra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!!!
Jem is truly Outragous!!!!
Feel Lucky Punk!!!!
Give me some sugar, baby!!!
I'm going to punch you right in the baby-maker!!!
Nice weapon. I already made like infinity of those at scout camp!!!
70,000 Gold? Hell, my suits are worth more than that!!!
You know when I was a boy and rock'n'roll came to East Germany, the communists said it was subversive........Maybe they were right!!!!!!! Now die, Bitch!!!!
Sitra Achara
Arcane
- Joined
- Sep 1, 2003
- Messages
- 1,859
Actually, you've come up with some truly brilliant ones:
I’m going to hurt you bad. Old, retarded, invalid, it doesn’t matter now.
No matter how pathetic you look, I’m going to fucking rape every orifice of your body and then pee in them all.
Keep in mind that while I’m washing the jism I shot in your eyes out with my urine stream, that I’m not doing it out of hate, since I can’t hate the truly pathetic.
Think of it as tough-love.
I’m also going to break all your fingers so you can’t do the one thing you can do and look forward to: type on the internet to much.
I miss you and wish you were here. I want to give you some love.
I’m going to hurt you bad. Old, retarded, invalid, it doesn’t matter now.
No matter how pathetic you look, I’m going to fucking rape every orifice of your body and then pee in them all.
Keep in mind that while I’m washing the jism I shot in your eyes out with my urine stream, that I’m not doing it out of hate, since I can’t hate the truly pathetic.
Think of it as tough-love.
I’m also going to break all your fingers so you can’t do the one thing you can do and look forward to: type on the internet to much.
I miss you and wish you were here. I want to give you some love.
Another Ghan-inspired one:
IS the quill mightier than the sword? Let's find out.
A pity I lost my old Scorched Earth installation in a HD crash. I had huge taunt lists, although I loved the death messages even more.
Also, Ghan is right. Too many modern and easter-eggish taunts. Some of his lines are embarrassingly good.
If you are so smart, why are you here?
IS the quill mightier than the sword? Let's find out.
A pity I lost my old Scorched Earth installation in a HD crash. I had huge taunt lists, although I loved the death messages even more.
Also, Ghan is right. Too many modern and easter-eggish taunts. Some of his lines are embarrassingly good.
If you are so smart, why are you here?
callehe
Liturgist
NPC wimp AND NPC weapon skill << PC weapon skill
Why am I even doing this?
I bet you're not that tough.
Somebody help me!
Look, why don't we talk about this?
You don't suppose there is another way?
I'm stronger than you think! Really!
HELP!
Someone stop this madman!
Look, I'm no use to you dead.
Spare me, I have wife and family.
Don't you know who I am?
Harm me and my powerful friends will get you!
Easter Egg:
If you kill me now I will be become more powerful than you can imagine.
Why am I even doing this?
I bet you're not that tough.
Somebody help me!
Look, why don't we talk about this?
You don't suppose there is another way?
I'm stronger than you think! Really!
HELP!
Someone stop this madman!
Look, I'm no use to you dead.
Spare me, I have wife and family.
Don't you know who I am?
Harm me and my powerful friends will get you!
Easter Egg:
If you kill me now I will be become more powerful than you can imagine.
RGE
Liturgist
Prey on the weak! :twisted:
Death! Death! Death!
Death! Death! Death!
Section8
Cipher
Perish beneath my <blade>!
My <steel> sings for you!
Shhh. It will be over soon.
I will crush you 'neath my heel.
Bleed!
Any last words?
Time to end this.
Your blood will slake this earth.
Down you go.
This ends now!
I'll end you!
May death find you.
Pathetic fool.
Miserable wretch.
I'll crush your bones!
Who's laughing now?
My <steel> sings for you!
Shhh. It will be over soon.
I will crush you 'neath my heel.
Bleed!
Any last words?
Time to end this.
Your blood will slake this earth.
Down you go.
This ends now!
I'll end you!
May death find you.
Pathetic fool.
Miserable wretch.
I'll crush your bones!
Who's laughing now?
Micmu
Magister
Eat my hot metal phallus.
Elwro
Arcane
My pilum is harder than your sternum.
Vae victis!
I can't believe I didn't think of this before.
I can't believe I didn't think of this before.
RGE
Liturgist
So if the NPC is wielding a wooden club or a quarterstaff, it would imply quite the arousal? You tried to sneak that one in there, didn't you?Section8 said:
Pussycat669
Liturgist
In case the NPC absorbs all the damage:
You *do* want to hurt me, right?
Hey! You've scratched my armor!
You did something?
Oh, excuse me. I was distracted by a breeze.
PC is rich:
All those riches for no risk. I like that.
I will appreciate your donation.
There is more to life than money. You'll see.
NPC is hit by ranged weapons:
Come closer you coward!
You're acting so distant. Are you scared?
You'll run out of arrows eventually.
Just wait until I get my hands on you, you worm.
And one random:
Veni, vidi, pwned...That was lame.
You *do* want to hurt me, right?
Hey! You've scratched my armor!
You did something?
Oh, excuse me. I was distracted by a breeze.
PC is rich:
All those riches for no risk. I like that.
I will appreciate your donation.
There is more to life than money. You'll see.
NPC is hit by ranged weapons:
Come closer you coward!
You're acting so distant. Are you scared?
You'll run out of arrows eventually.
Just wait until I get my hands on you, you worm.
And one random:
Veni, vidi, pwned...That was lame.
Hey, why do you assume I am referencing Blood Omen? I might be a history buff.denizsi said:
Kidding, of course. It is possible to be faithful to a fault, though.
NPC gets a critical hit:
Resistance is stupid. :wink:
Check mate, furry!
An obvious KC alt.
You came in peace but you're going in pieces.
Get me a bodybag, Sheppard!
PC gets a critical hit:
Why?
Check, please.
Geneva convention, anyone?
TB sucks! Face me for real, grandpa!
Resistance is stupid. :wink:
Check mate, furry!
An obvious KC alt.
You came in peace but you're going in pieces.
Get me a bodybag, Sheppard!
PC gets a critical hit:
Why?
Check, please.
Geneva convention, anyone?
TB sucks! Face me for real, grandpa!
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