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GrafvonMoltke

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I am suddenly reminded of that one echii manga, forgot the name, in which author explained the reason for woman adventurers prioritising feminine clothes over practical armor.
It increases their chances of survival when facing orcs and goblins by announcing that they're woman with a womb as early as possible to prevent them from ambushing them with arrows or doing something similar.
Didn't like the art but author has some entertaining opinions about feminism.

Death would be better than being captured by orcs. Unless you're an echii writer.

Triss

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The thread can be safely closed now. Nothing's gonna top this.
Nothing can top a fake silicone ass?
Gay much? Or living in a country where wymyn are bereft of curves?
No, bro, but what I think he is trying to say is that no legit woman has that kind of booty without some "enhancements". Hell, not even brazilian big mommas or some shit.
Dont be daft. There are plenty of big natural booties out there, esp in southern countries. Ever been to Istanbul or Marrakesh?
Are you black? You speak as one.

If you look at the waistline and thighs you can tell if the butt is fake, if the perfect roundness and jelly-like quivering aren't telltale enough. It would take a combination of the right genes and a careful excercise routine to make the waist really thin (obliques) and the butt big. Squats will make both thighs and butt bigger, but for the right hourglass figure you need to work on those oblique muscles, and few succeed at that. So yeah, a big round butt on an otherwise thin figure is 100% fake, excepting natural freaks. Only a few women pack fat in just one area.

Also, an illusion of that figure can be achieved with the right pose. All e-thots use that trick.
Well said, brother.
Do not let yourselves be deceived by e-thots and thots in general.
 

Volourn

Pretty Princess
Pretty Princess Glory to Ukraine
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She's also weak and allows ger father to take over and control the kingdom, acts the idiot and gets kidnapped by Howe thinking he's sane, and has no real power. They claim she's a master manipulator and politician yet outside of sexing the dead king, literally never shows it outside if a couple if speeches- one if which her and Alistsur the spew the sane gobblygook because Bio couldn't bother to give them.each their own voice.
 

NecroLord

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While we're at it, I could never understand how the hell could Alistair and Anora ever get along with each other. It's the textbook definition of a political marriage, they are so different in personality and moral values. I suppose you could change Alistair, "harden" him (no pun intented) to grow some balls and realize he is the rightful king.
 

Volourn

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I could see it work. Of they focus on their ties to Cailan since the game hs clear that Anora did love him. And, Alistair cares about family. Yeah, awkward to marry the wife of your dead half brother you never interacted with, but that's politics in the old days. While they'd have different approaches, both seem have the best interest of Feralden in mind. Anora's big blind spot is her father, though. His one dimensional power made evil and her and the fans who think he's 'complex' hurt her.

Fukk Loghain. Thst guy is a fukkin loser.
 

vazha

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I am suddenly reminded of that one echii manga, forgot the name, in which author explained the reason for woman adventurers prioritising feminine clothes over practical armor.
It increases their chances of survival when facing orcs and goblins by announcing that they're woman with a womb as early as possible to prevent them from ambushing them with arrows or doing something similar.
Didn't like the art but author has some entertaining opinions about feminism.

Death would be better than being captured by orcs. Unless you're an echii writer.

The thread can be safely closed now. Nothing's gonna top this.
Nothing can top a fake silicone ass?
Gay much? Or living in a country where wymyn are bereft of curves?
No, bro, but what I think he is trying to say is that no legit woman has that kind of booty without some "enhancements". Hell, not even brazilian big mommas or some shit.
Dont be daft. There are plenty of big natural booties out there, esp in southern countries. Ever been to Istanbul or Marrakesh?
Are you black? You speak as one.

If you look at the waistline and thighs you can tell if the butt is fake, if the perfect roundness and jelly-like quivering aren't telltale enough. It would take a combination of the right genes and a careful excercise routine to make the waist really thin and the butt big. Squats will make both thighs and butt bigger, but for the extreme hourglass figure you need to work on those oblique muscles in the waist, and few succeed at that. A big perfectly round butt on an otherwise thin figure is 100% fake, excepting natural freaks. Few women pack fat in just one area, and even if they do, fat usually just makes the ass look flabby and uneven if there's not much muscle underneath.

Also, an illusion of that figure can be achieved with the right pose. All e-thots use that trick.
Oh finally someone who's seemingly seen a female in recent years, other than his immediate family. In this pic its deffo the pose, and also its supposed to be an ideal representation of a curvaceous female. Obv irl counterparts wont [usually, still more common than near-impossible to find, as you claim] be as perfect as that, but a pert butt and round thighs is still the way to go. Of all the pics that have been posted here thats the only one I would describe as sexy / hot, especially in comparison to all kinds of tomboys posted before and after. The shill shrieks of wannabe cucks can only be explained by the fact that there is no chance on this earth a female with a figure like that would ever look favourably at them, so they opt for edginess instead.
 
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Silverfish

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The shill shrieks of wannabe cucks can only be explained by the fact that there is no chance on this earth a female with a figure like that would ever look favourably at them, so they opt for edginess instead.

Oh sweet, we've entered the "fictional women would never fancy you" stage of the discussion. Can't wait for the "actually I'm very wealthy and slay puss, which is why I participate on video game message boards" and "fight me in real life, incel" phases to come.
 

Camel

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While we're at it, I could never understand how the hell could Alistair and Anora ever get along with each other. It's the textbook definition of a political marriage, they are so different in personality and moral values. I suppose you could change Alistair, "harden" him (no pun intented) to grow some balls and realize he is the rightful king.
Or you can marry Anora yourself if you’re Cousland and become a prince-consort with hardened Leliana as your royal mistress. Female Cousland can marry Alistair and become his queen-consort. Anora leads the Denerim charge against the Darkspawn in full armour if Alistair is executed or sidelined and her speech isn’t bad.
The Landsmeet has so many permutations and different outcomes. With enough sidequests done and if you help enough banns you can overrule Loghain’s AND Anora’s objections making Alistair the Ferelden king. Or you can send Loghain to the Grey Wardens while Anora beheads Alistair.
My favourite part is suggesting the dog to fight Loghain in a single combat, too bad Arl Eamon overrules that decision.
 

Camel

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Thanks for making me relive 2012 butthurt.
I could see it work. Of they focus on their ties to Cailan since the game hs clear that Anora did love him. And, Alistair cares about family. Yeah, awkward to marry the wife of your dead half brother you never interacted with, but that's politics in the old days. While they'd have different approaches, both seem have the best interest of Feralden in mind. Anora's big blind spot is her father, though. His one dimensional power made evil and her and the fans who think he's 'complex' hurt her.

Fukk Loghain. Thst guy is a fukkin loser.
It would’ve been much better for the DA:O plot if BioWare had given Loghain better motivation for being a villain than hate of Orlais. Or if he started to take the Blight seriously and fought it instead of ignoring.
 
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Volourn

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'Her' speech it is nonsense since her and Alistair say the same them basically the same thing outside if a few character specific stuff like the references to Cailan. It was lazy writing.
 

Lucumo

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Not RPG characters (unless a cancelled game counts), just some effort to turn this thread more towards straight territory.

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