Clockwork Knight
Arcane
Some guys want to buy a pokedoll so they can glitch past the ghost at Lavender Tower, skipping the teleporter nightmare that is Silph Co.I wonder if they'll ever activate one of Pokémon's many many bugs.
Anyway, they started moving in Eevee's direction...
- thatguy42069: FORGET EEVEE, AQUIRE LAPRAS! FORGET EEVEE, AQUIRE LAPRAS!
- metagab: WE NEED SOMETHING TO SURF
- mikepryan12: DAMN EEVEE FANBOYS
- radical09: LAPRATION
- deyanr: just let us get eevee phaggots
- 420fatty69: #TEAMEEVEE TILL I DIE
- chickeninyoursauce: IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WHY EEVEE KILLS THE RUN STOP TYPING
You got EEVEE!
- rocketboy4227: NO *** YOU EEVEE
- thesherpa: YEAH!
- personaguy: SOCAILISM WINS
- cancegraf: WHAT THE *** YOU *** IDIOTS
- rainbowwing14: yay!!!
- tiggzleague: YESS
- tastynacho: WELL HELL
- hamgamgo: lol
- edudogel7331: FUCKK
- chickeninyoursauce: WE JUST KILLED THE RUN
- rocketboy4227: NO GOD DAMNIT STTSDKJHGLKJDShskjLB.BJGDSK;LFGF B**************************************
- idr222: YEEEEEEEEEEEE
- cardboardrobothead: run dead
- nthwurm: HAHAHAHAHA
- bawert: WE DID IT
- yesrmorsom: nooooooooooooooooooo
- gaian0000: GG MAN
- soundwave789: GG
- njrd: HOLY *** WE DID IT
- maliwan401: NO
- pg8_: YESSSSSS
- cofcoe: yeah
- monstermug: PROGRESS
- valianz: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- poliwhew: YES
- melvinkeh: YES
- raglits: BEGINNING OF THE END
- the_sighter: NO
- smurfsrule: NO
- homer8253: OH ***
- delimeats2: yay!
- baneofsorrows: WE'RE TOAST
- sjindig: NOOOO FU DIOTS
- katedog: ijspoifjas;odkfj;osdklxfjpawk
- trainercard: OHHH ***
- blueman32: NOOOO
- crazyblueprime: fuckers, I wash my hands of you
- lowkeyoh: RUN IS OVER
- xpliffyx: noooo
- tmturtle_: RESET
- mobius33: This is so freaking funny
- quicksilvergold: DO NOT GET EVEEE!!!!!! IT IS A BAD IDEA!!!!
- rybosworld: WE KILLED THE GAME
- inspectadan: THROW OUT A RATTATA INSTEAD
- tannerferof: NOOOOOO
- labrynna_times: GET WATER STONE I GUESS...
- ling__long: guys water stone
- ankokuryu: finally
- knuckles1950: right
- coflropter77: no
- its_bowser: TIME FOR WATER STONE
- csadude: welp
- toastygs3: O
- brianfrobey: YES!!!
- mattoyay: Finally
- path93: YES
- groundon4426: ***
- okinomo8: BIG MISTAKE
- tirem778: well guys GL with that water stone
- bloodvortex: GG
- psc92: WELL ***. RUNS OVER NOW
- inloliwetrust: WE'RE DONE FOR
- modhip: TO THE PC! We must deposit this abomination.
- firefalcons: NOOOOOOO
- xtvneo: NOOOI
- tydrelis: YOU GUYS ARE STUPID ***
- rpeopler: WOO
- amplesalty: EEVEE
- pottoparktavius: YOU GUYS SUCK
- additional_pylon: GUYS WE GOT AN EEVEE
- lawlmotov: YOU DISOBEY THE HELIX
- drquien: TEH EEVEE IS NIGH
- redrayboat: oh darn
- cowmggh: Well, ***. Good luck evolving it, idiots.
- rybosworld: AHAHAHAHA
- lok22733: YOOOOOOOOOOO
- eliasgoliath: well you've just *** yourselves over so have fun kids
- jahranimo: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
- bluejaylink: *** YOU
- djkeev88: thunder stone!!!!
- coflropter77: oh god
- reddin321: run over
- tm38: whats done is done
- absolition: ***
- linkolasrage: good job everyone
- luniczz: THIS IS NOT PROGRESS THIS IS RETARDED!
- splashatttack: IFUCKINGHATEEVERYONEOFYOUFUCKS
- bmac922: WHAT A FUCKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG MISTAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- wsfpower: RETARTED
- blazegaming1: WOOT
- cariara: RUN IS OVER, ABORT GAME
- katchykp: YES
- tricher92: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES!
- newbzoors: THROW IT AWAY
- gil_demoono: Well might as well start over
- hediied: get your nasty fingers away from that eevee
- nothing_sweet: teh urn. reset.
- khain: YES
- combine3: hahahaahahahahah
- jaxras: Idiots... just idiots o,o
- geekincdino: Good luck with your Water Stone people.
- solrac1391: what just happened?!?
- forteexe21: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- undeadkyle: IM LAUGHING SO GOD DAMNED HARD RIGHT NOW LOL!!!!
- metalseadramon: you cunts
- 13jclem: WE MIGHT END UP LOSING OUR STARTER NOW YOU FUCKTARDS
- thejninjashow: Water Stone Tiem....
- ahovbiw: TURN IT INTO A JOLTEON
- ssnider23: HE KNOWS ABOUT EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD
- angels2002: WE ARE SO ***
- kyubiakamaru: NA
- ask499: dicks
- y2kkmac: NEXT STEP JOLTEON
- storm01051: AHAHAHA
- mister_swift: RUN is OVER
- ugaftw: welp now u gotta get water stonew
- profoundhatred7: release it!
- blaisegod1: YOU GUYS ARE *** IDIOTS
- donger_rocket: YOU DOOMED US ALL
- rapididous: HECK YEAH
- dongmaster96: WE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN LAPRAS
- kuryree: UGH
- allyfern99: ABORT MISSION 131!
- fle_sly: WE DONT WANT A *** EVE
- pizzasenpai: BB
- the_villager: YOU KILLED US ALL YOU MORONS
- peril1337: well, whatever happens happens I guess
- masatokimura: GO BUY THUNDER STONEEE!!
- ataxiaultima: "I've made a huge mistake."
- logeyz: YOU GUYS ARE *** RETARDED
- wanderingeska: WE HAVE TO DEPOSIT JAY LENO TO FREE UP ROOM
- aroguetennant: oh *** hell
- 1010pelo: YESSS
- wiz0_0: fuuuuu
- dandimator: RELEASE IT! RELEASE IT NOOOOW
- blazingvictini: Friends! We need to cooperate!
- puccifico: VAPOREEEEEEOOOOOOOON
- youareunsubbed: VICTORY
- speedblader03: YOU FUCKERS KILLLED TEH URN
- thatoneguy332: YOU GUYS ARE *** STUPID
- alfy_attack: WHY
- lophiomys: lol so ***
- tyrantgrey: *** MORONS
- nitroglyde: Yes Eevee
- pogent: eeeveee
- yuckerz: set eevee free
- lchan2: NO
- jesuschrist_call_911: IT FROZE
- steelhaloman: we hath angered the holy helix
- afterlifejoshua: right
- drexlerf: ok now let's not evolve it
- thoranth: YOU *** IT UP HARD, IDIOTS
- sagezenol: AHHHH YEAH}
- singud: HAIL TO THE HELIX FOSSIL
- stewartisme: WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US HELIX
- k_ham_mayham: start
- mean_beanie: you blew it all up you ***
- tztok_nomad: no nickname
- mantrelk: assholes...
- mbrault3: NOOOO
- 1upcbbp: WE NEED A WATER STONE OR BUST
- vulvullatin: OMG WHY
- takkyon: EVEE!!!!!
- syzygy0: VAPOREON
- sunbird190: GG NO SURF
- sp0okd: yeah you guys *** up
- okinomo8: NOOOOO
- rtrod: TEAMEEVEE
- blahpman11: a
- dooshdix69: a
- hagaren08: *** YOU!
- captain_j_obvious: FOOLS NOT EVEN THE HELIX CAN SAVE US NOW
- splattery: YOU DOOMED US YOU FUKVING MORONS
- jradagast: GO EEVEE!
- fonkeymonkey12: penis
- chan_man20: what is this
- awesomekuno BOX IT
- rapididous: VAPOREEEEEOOOON
- the_divinaldes: now lets go us a flareon!
- zeemeh: STAHPP
- gameruntouch: nice one stupid shits, you're why democracy fails
- newordergamis: HELIX WILLED EEVEE
- ghostengine: Run is #dead
- king_heart: idiots
- xseleon: RELEASE IT
- pikapals: yay
- deppep: SCUM OUT THERE
- silverdust15: We're gonna get the fire stone on accident aren't we?
- yourmaker74: THIS IS A FLAREON BROS
- matthewdk64: the run is over
- fii0: LMFAO
- asklepios91: ***
- dis_james: JOLTEON
- kingco0pa: no surf
- itchyshirt: *** YOU ALL
- sparkplug7777777: flareon because reasons
- xerebz: VAPOREON
- doctorjoy: Release the eevee
- bossmanguydude: MEW MOTHER FUCKAS
- kryptocide: YES EEVEE
- h3nkku: this is too funny
- hooh229: inb4flareon
- silverghoul: GREAT JOB
- aureliaar: YOU MORONS
- luckyest3: WE *** UP BIG TIME. WELL DONE.
- michaelmason: THANKS GOD
- therealgmdavid: UR WELCOME
- caecilius_iucundus: VAAAAPPPOOOORRRRREEEEEOOOOONNNN
- 0palite: VAPOREON
- 98zelda_: NOW WE'VE GOT FLY, SURF, CUT, TELEPORT, AND AN EEVEE TO LOOK FORWARD TO
- zismyname: WE CAN'T LEVEL LOW LEVEL POKEMON
- conflagrated: That's it. We're done.
- pandass: WELL IM DONE
- diaphragma: DUMB ***
- fanboss: HOW THE *** DO YOU WANT TO BUY A STONE WITH 50k+ PEOPLE
- dmvann: DO NOT WORRY, THAT IS THE WILL OF THE HELIX, EEVEE SHALL RETAIN IT'S OWN IDENTITY
- hediied: you *** dolts
- asaucerfulofsecrets: THERE IS NO WAY WE ARE GOING TO DEPOSIT A POKEMON, BUY THE RIGHT STONE, AND EVOVLE EEVEE
- dome_fossil: this is why aliens refuse to contact humanity
- mcshalepants: WE NEED TO DEPOSIT OR RELEASE IT
- hesmyrr: You cannot defy the helix.
- egoleks: WHAT HAPPENED GUYS
- rocketboy4227: WE'LL *** UP YOU FOOLS
- nthwurm: FLAREON
- dongsforthee: DEPOSIT PIGEOT FOR HOGGING EXP
- meyuu: OH MY GOD
- doublehelixgod: water stone or busy
- baron_praxis: Surforino can't
- ling__long: reset would be awesome
- nspo: Why would not want eveee?
- urin8chat: NAME NEXT POKEMON TUPAC
- stephankaradja: WE NEED A DRINK FOR THE GUARDS SHUT UP ABOUT STONES
- sataniclord666: i think we need to go get entei
- thethctrain: GO TO STAIRS
- shadowsofme: We're stuck in Celadon Mall aren't we
- jamspatula: we should release charmander
- sennawales: Which floor are we now?
- stephankaradja: TOP FLOOR HAS THE DRINKS
- itstheblakeshow: still better progress then gamegrumps
- qqsborn: FLAREON
- hotactioncop312: FEEL LIKE PRESSING ALL THE BUTTONS IN THE LIFT
- blazegaming1: GET WATERSTONE *** LAPRAS
- rashocka: _____HELIX FOSSIL WHAT FLOOR TO GO TO?____
- v_faction: NORTH.
- rocketruler: Save us helix!
- machpizza: UP DAMNIT
- cacciaguida2: GO BACK IN AND USE THE STAIRS
- wexdarn: dont need lemon, any drink will do
- naegi_makoto: DEPOSIT EEVEE INTO THE DAYCARE DEPOSIT EEVEE INTO THE DAYCARE DEPOSIT EEVEE INTO THE DAYCARE DEPOSIT EEVEE INTO THE DAYCARE
- zobmierules: WE'RE TRYING TO BUY A THUNDERSTONE AND A DRINK FOR THE GUARD.
- gazz1016: are we actually trying to buy a water stone
- peparonyandchease: oh my god we already have the eevee whether you like it or not so you may as well march your *** in there and go get a stone for it
- battlincattle: TAKE THE STAIRS4
- t1pc4ndy: GOAL: *** EEVEE AND HIS STONES AND GO TO CASINO
- etherealv: be carful not to spend all your monies at once
- anton1883: why are people moving down?
- therayzombie: You're trying to buy a stone and
- fonsly: Okay, so WTF are we doing without Fresh Water.
- the_divinaldes: GOAL: Aquire Firestone, teach Flareon Flamethrower, Flare Blitz, Ember, and Flash
- holyarcknight: If they buy a water stone, is ok, but if they dont they have to put a pokemon in the care center to get Lapras
- wonkashack: one badge a day keeps the League away
- sarasvatii: IF WE TRY TO RELEASE EVEE, WE MAY RELEASE PIGEOTTO AND CHARMELEON
- silvalfo: WHO THE *** IS SPAMMING DOWN
- f3io: WE NEED THE SODA ON 4TH FLOOR
- lunalepsis: #SAVEEEVEE
- satinoob: WE NEED THE *** LEMONDADE 4TH FLOOR MORONS
- churroman13: WE DONT NEED A SURFING POKEMON YET, IDIOTS
- zobmierules: Where the *** are we goin?
- matthanson12: CASINO
- kyosplosion: We have ~9000 dollars. We can afford the stone.
- phoenix1664: we beat Erika we have enough money
- nothas0: How bout we buy a drink then argue?
- sirninjas: up
- littleprincepichu: 3RD FLOOR FOR TM 18
- nashdh: OPERATION RELEASE EEVEE _ OPERATION RELEASE EEVEE _ OPERATION RELEASE EEVEE
- mrsakatsu: umbreon hasnt been invented yet
- steev_o_matik: dem ethers tho
- dithre: This is going to be worse than 9/11
- blue_canary: EEVEETARDS ARE RUINING THIS RUN
- littleprincepichu: YOU NEED TO TALK TO THAT GUY TO GET THE WATER AND THE STONE
- covenantofsoulsvi: Water Stone because Vaporeon will be able to use Surf when we finally get that ***. Also, Pidgeot will have to learn Fly, seeing as Abbbbbbk( won't be able to because Red/Blue version makes no sense.
- wemanchan: listen up you little shits, evee is ***
- daviddavidson0000: *** TYRONE GET IT TOGEHTER
- stephankaradja: WE NEED A DRINK NOT A *** STONE
- willtheoct: THE FIFTH FLOOR MERCHANT HAS THE WATER STONE
...oh my.
Well, they're probably not getting Lapras out of that computer, so they better find a way of making that Eevee learn Surf. What now?
knefcy: WE NEED TO GET HERE
...oh my.
update: They bought Pokedolls! Now they can try to glitch past teleporter hell.
update 2: ...or not. Theybought a fire stone (worst possible choice out of three) and three pokedolls, they are almost penniless now. And they still need to buy the beverage.
daryl4623: Did you people seriously waste our money on a fire stone ._.
polychinel: THIS IS WHY EEVEE WAS A BAD IDEA THIS IS WHY EEVEE WAS A BAD IDEA THIS IS WHY EEVEE WAS A BAD IDEA
omalginu: WHY U NO LEARN MEGA DRAIN?!?!?!?!
grazony: BOTH COST MONEY YOU RETARDS, WE CAN'T HAVE BOTH
arctickuno: so how long till we toss the pokedolls and fire stone?
bongscope: I HOPE YOU *** ARE PROUD. YOU RUINED THIS RUN BY GETTING EEVEE
baneofsorrows: LOL YOU SHITLORDS BOUGHT THE WORST STONE? GGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
rkg5037: GUYS LETS GET FLAREON
Turbo follese: Lapras gets surf, use lapras instead!
topher314159: slowly but surely we shall take to the rooftop
cschrader22: FLAREON ACTUALLY SUCKS
thetottenhamgamer: WEEE NEED THE LEMONAID
v_faction: 420 BLAZEON.
shihonz: 420 BLAZE IT BITCHES 420
rplgn: FLAREON HYPE
solrac1391: LETS NOT 420BLAZEIT
kirchinator: TO THE VENDING MACHINE
yourlocalpsychopath: YOU'RE ALL FUCKHEADS
oheybigzam: im just gonna keep the music on and wait for evoulution music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ijnjijn: BUT WATER IS SPECIAL AND SPECIAL IS THE BEST STAT IN GEN1, VAPOREON BEATS LAPRAS THERE
lestersmodge: INB4 RED DRINKS THE LEMONADE
db132: i wish i could use vending machines while facing the side wall
explosion352: YES WOOOO WASTE OUR MONEY
This...might be the end. Not because of a boss battle, not because of a ledge, not even because of a tree...but because of expensive dolls and the wrong kind of shiny radioactive stone.
edit: They're moving to a dedicated chat server now, should help with the delay.
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