Tomb Raider 2013

[Morgoth]

 

[Lagole Gon]

I'm just waiting for Lara's orgasmic death compilation.

 

[Kitako]

Those are 2 minutes of pure awesomeness

 

[Derek Larp]

Despite the first TR, which was released back when dinosaurs walked the earth, which has clunky graphics and awful controls, it was more enjoyable than this atrocious sexist driven nightmare.

When Lara get's a spike through her head, then it all becomes crystal clear. Whoever had that idea, his only life experience was living in his mom's closet, while toying with his winky-dinky.

But, what about something positive? Well, compared to the old outings of Lara Croft, this new installment is as easy to understand as computer manual. And you know what that means.

Well, with all that EMOTIONAL ENGAGEMENT(TM) these days the chance of a Tomb Raider about Lara Crofts battle against breast cancer is not that unrealistic anymore.

 

[Darth Roxor]

Well, with all that EMOTIONAL ENGAGEMENT(TM) these days the chance of a Tomb Raider about Lara Crofts battle against breast cancer is not that unrealistic anymore.

Or teenager Lara Croft becoming pregnant after irresponsible sex affairs and standing between the choice of abortion and early maternity

Womb Raider, fuck yeah

 

[Admiral jimbob]

Despite the first TR, which was released back when dinosaurs walked the earth, which has clunky graphics and awful controls, it was more enjoyable than this atrocious sexist driven nightmare.

When Lara get's a spike through her head, then it all becomes crystal clear. Whoever had that idea, his only life experience was living in his mom's closet, while toying with his winky-dinky.

But, what about something positive? Well, compared to the old outings of Lara Croft, this new installment is as easy to understand as computer manual. And you know what that means.

Well, with all that EMOTIONAL ENGAGEMENT(TM) these days the chance of a Tomb Raider about Lara Crofts battle against breast cancer is not that unrealistic anymore.

No, that sounds pretty unlikely, to be honest.

 

[Ermm]

Madness.....is like gravity. All you need.....is a little......... push.

And then you will hear this.

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

When Lara get's a spike through her head, then it all becomes crystal clear. Whoever had that idea, his only life experience was living in his mom's closet, while toying with his winky-dinky.

It's driven through her neck, not through her head.

 

[Menckenstein]

Emotional engagement

A SURVIVOR

Spoiler

 

[AngryEddy]

Why does she have no ass? She has a back crack.

 

[shihonage]

PINS

Picky Internet Nerd Syndrome

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

PINS

Picky Internet Nerd Syndrome

It's important. She wouldn't be able to struggle so lusciously if it would go through her skull. (I think she wouldn't).

 

[shihonage]

Not the post I was addressing. Too lazy to use quotes I am, lately.

 

[Menckenstein]

Not the post I was addressing. Too lazy to use quotes I am, lately.

Finish your game, asshole.

 

[shihonage]

Finish your game, asshole.

You'd have to be more specific.

 

[Jokulmorder]

I heard this game doesn't have dinosaurs.

 

[Commissar Draco]

Despite the first TR, which was released back when dinosaurs walked the earth, which has clunky graphics and awful controls, it was more enjoyable than this atrocious sexist driven nightmare.

When Lara get's a spike through her head, then it all becomes crystal clear. Whoever had that idea, his only life experience was living in his mom's closet, while toying with his winky-dinky.

But, what about something positive? Well, compared to the old outings of Lara Croft, this new installment is as easy to understand as computer manual. And you know what that means.

Almost got me into responding.

 

[Menckenstein]

Finish your game, asshole.

You'd have to be more specific.

The one that isn't on Greenlight, bub.

 

[Angthoron]

Somebody shoot me please.

I survived this horribly shitty trailer. #survivor

 

[shihonage]

The one that isn't on Greenlight, bub.

I'm pending hernia surgery while recovering from other health issues and failure of the "other" game. But feel free to get to San Francisco and be my personal cheerleader. Bring statistics showing how awesomely old-school RPGs sell these days.

 

[Diablo169]

Even the mainstream sites are taking the piss out of that last trailer.

 

[Tommy Wiseau]

So I take it the Codex isn't too fond about this game?

 

[AngryEddy]

So I take it the Codex isn't too fond about this game?

When you have old, white bearded men claiming they are Lara Croft, there is a problem.

 

[Captain Shrek]

Lara's GSpot is excited.

 

[DalekFlay]

I've always considered myself an unashamed storyfag. I love a good story to motivate me in my gameplay, to set the tone for the world I am exploring, whatever. So it's particularly amusing to me that their story focus in this game annoys me so much.

Go make a fucking movie.