Game News Vote For Grimoire On Steam Greenlight

[sstacks]

I am planning to do interviews for select ELEET outlets AFTER Grimoire is released. If you'd like I can add you to the roster of ELEETs who I will talk to in addition to the loyal and trustworthy principled man of action Matt Barton, who has singlehandedly done more real game journalism than 99% of the lamestream game media. First I have to run your name through my Game Journo Pros analysis program to see if it matches any names on there.

You're welcome if you ever want to come on the show.

BTW I don't really consider myself a game journalist, I just do my radio show and blog some .. I cover CRPGs often but not exclusively.

By the way, Matt Barton and I are actually pretty good buds... believe it or not he and his wife have consumed delicious pot roast at my dining room table I agree he does important work for game history.

Lies! I don't remember ever dining at your house!

"J_C" may never have, but Matt sure has. He declared it tasty

 

[J_C]

I am planning to do interviews for select ELEET outlets AFTER Grimoire is released. If you'd like I can add you to the roster of ELEETs who I will talk to in addition to the loyal and trustworthy principled man of action Matt Barton, who has singlehandedly done more real game journalism than 99% of the lamestream game media. First I have to run your name through my Game Journo Pros analysis program to see if it matches any names on there.

You're welcome if you ever want to come on the show.

BTW I don't really consider myself a game journalist, I just do my radio show and blog some .. I cover CRPGs often but not exclusively.

By the way, Matt Barton and I are actually pretty good buds... believe it or not he and his wife have consumed delicious pot roast at my dining room table I agree he does important work for game history.

Lies! I don't remember ever dining at your house!

"J_C" may never have, but Matt sure has. He declared it tasty

I have to talk this through with my split personality.

 

[Repulsive]

got in touch with my contact at valve and currently the process of banning this game scam from Steam is underway

Eat a dick.

 

[sstacks]

I am planning to do interviews for select ELEET outlets AFTER Grimoire is released. If you'd like I can add you to the roster of ELEETs who I will talk to in addition to the loyal and trustworthy principled man of action Matt Barton, who has singlehandedly done more real game journalism than 99% of the lamestream game media. First I have to run your name through my Game Journo Pros analysis program to see if it matches any names on there.

You're welcome if you ever want to come on the show.

BTW I don't really consider myself a game journalist, I just do my radio show and blog some .. I cover CRPGs often but not exclusively.

By the way, Matt Barton and I are actually pretty good buds... believe it or not he and his wife have consumed delicious pot roast at my dining room table I agree he does important work for game history.

Lies! I don't remember ever dining at your house!

"J_C" may never have, but Matt sure has. He declared it tasty

So I don't know who this J_C character is (whistles innocently) but here's me an Matt Barton hanging out just for EXHIBIT A

All joking aside, Matt is a super cool dude and it has been my pleasure to get to know him over the past few years. Very down to earth guy but also uniquely himself which is a nice combo.

 

[sstacks]

You're like a genetic ten car pileup that explodes into flames.

 

[Mustawd]

Shane towering over Matt Barton. Surprised you didn't grind his bones to make your bread.

 

[sstacks]

Shane towering over Matt Barton. Surprised you didn't grind his bones to make your bread.

That was the neighbors, for the rolls with the roast.

 

[Bumvelcrow]

Shane towering over Matt Barton. Surprised you didn't grind his bones to make your bread.

That would explain the abject terror on J_C's face. Also, I'm not convinced - it looks like you photoshopped Matt's face onto the head of some random girl.

 

[Infinitron]

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/updates/893772412/1491894515

GRIMOIRE HITS #32 ON STEAM GREENLIGHT IN TOP 100!
11 APRIL - GOLDEN ERA GAMES

Stefan at Complete Nonsense Reviews on YouTube has done a 45 minute 100% walkthrough of a SINGLE MAP AT THE START OF GRIMOIRE, showing the amazing amount of detail, fun, mystery, secrets, easter eggs, adventure and discovery present in one map in Grimoire called "Shrine of the Raptor." This map alone is almost a complete game in it's own right and very representative of the incredibly engaging atmosphere and playability of the ultimate turn-based classic style roleplaying game! This was from the superdemo of Grimoire issued in 2013. The game has been improved substantially since then with new artwork, new music, substantial new content and fantastic fixes and upgraded gameplay!

Excellent Walkthrough By Stefan of "Shrine of the Raptor"

 

[luj1]

At this rate, it's never going to get greenlit. Funny cause VR shovelware gets greenlit in, like, 3 days.

 

[Zep Zepo]

Unlike Cleve, Steam has a reputation to uphold. They're not gonna let any 20 year con taint their service.

Zep--

 

[Chris Avelltwo]

At this rate, it's never going to get greenlit. Funny cause VR shovelware gets greenlit in, like, 3 days.

Give it time. You can't rush perfection.

 

[Western]

Steam has a reputation to uphold.

Zep--

 

[Lady_Error]

Wow..this guy makes the game look even more boring, except for actually playing it.

Oh, do go and find something else to do, Zep. If you don't want to play Grimoire then nobody is forcing you to, but you're spoiling the feverish anticipation for everybody else.

Sorry, no can do. I'm retired and this is my old man fun.

Zep--

Remember kids: If shitposting in a game thread is your idea of fun when you're retired, you have taken a wrong turn somewhere.

 

[Sacred82]

Wow..this guy makes the game look even more boring, except for actually playing it.

Oh, do go and find something else to do, Zep. If you don't want to play Grimoire then nobody is forcing you to, but you're spoiling the feverish anticipation for everybody else.

Sorry, no can do. I'm retired and this is my old man fun.

Zep--

Remember kids: If shitposting in a game thread is your idea of fun when you're retired, you have taken a wrong turn somewhere.

Remember kids: If being locked up in Zepo's basement before you're even going to school isn't your idea of fun, you have taken a wrong turn somewhere.

 

[Cleveland Mark Blakemore]

Ohmigod I thought I recognized both these guys on the wall of the post office ...

WEATHERMEN UNDERGROUND PHOTO FROM SAFEHOUSE TAKEN IN 1988.
SHANMAR BEREZAT AND ACCOMPLICE MERTLE BERTONE. IMPLICATED IN BOMBINGS OF NUMEROUS FEDERAL BUILDINGS.
MAY BE TRAVELING UNDER ALIASES AS "SHANE" OR "MATT." BOTH HAVE ENTHUSIASMS FOR RPGS, VIDEO GAMES AND BEER.
THESE MEN ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND SHOULD NOT BE APPROACHED.
IF YOU RECOGNISE THESE MEN CALL YOUR LOCAL FBI BRANCH FOR UP TO $10,000 REWARD FOR ANONYMOUS TIPS LEADING TO THEIR ARRESTS.​

 

[Cleveland Mark Blakemore]

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/updates/893772412/1491894515

GRIMOIRE HITS #32 ON STEAM GREENLIGHT IN TOP 100!
11 APRIL - GOLDEN ERA GAMES

Stefan at Complete Nonsense Reviews on YouTube has done a 45 minute 100% walkthrough of a SINGLE MAP AT THE START OF GRIMOIRE, showing the amazing amount of detail, fun, mystery, secrets, easter eggs, adventure and discovery present in one map in Grimoire called "Shrine of the Raptor." This map alone is almost a complete game in it's own right and very representative of the incredibly engaging atmosphere and playability of the ultimate turn-based classic style roleplaying game! This was from the superdemo of Grimoire issued in 2013. The game has been improved substantially since then with new artwork, new music, substantial new content and fantastic fixes and upgraded gameplay!

Excellent Walkthrough By Stefan of "Shrine of the Raptor"

Need another surge to get over 4000. Would only take one or two mentions on lamestream game media.

 

[Metro]

But when will it be in the $1 tier of a shitty indie bundle?

 

[DarkUnderlord]

I can't believe Infinitron re-pinned this news item after I unpinned it.

I think he might be undermining me and plotting a take-over of the Codex so he can re-focus it on vapourware titles from the 90's.

 

[Iznaliu]

We need to tell Valve to get Grimoire greenlighted, as Valve is likely leaving Grimoire to rot.

 

[Bumvelcrow]

I can't believe Infinitron re-pinned this news item after I unpinned it.

Voted yes yet, DU?

 

[luj1]

Need another surge to get over 4000.


Would only take one or two mentions on lamestream game media.

One or two mentions? Whats keeping you from doing it? Oh wait...

 

[Zorba the Hutt]

Looking back on other Greenlight campaigns, like the one for Battle Brothers for example, everything seemed rather placid and boring in comparison. I guess that's what happens when a game is done in less than a decade, but they could surely have done with more angry complaints to Steam from the butthurt brigade, conspiracy theories, depressed fanboys, allegations of corruption in the Greenlight process and a few pictures of Matt Barton in a social environment.

After just a little more than a month on Steam Greenlight we made it – Battle Brothers has just been given the green light!

We are extremely happy and excited about how fast things went down in the end and we want to take the time to give you guys a big THANK YOU for all the support, comments, votes, encouraging messages and of course for spreading the word!

Without the engagement, effort and enthusiasm of you guys this would not have been possible!

 

[DashiDMV]

Well No Greenlight yet but that is just because steam has to put out quality VR games and other fine work first. Here's the latest

No Clue VR:

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=882778008

Added: April 1, Greenlit April 11

Handball Manager Team:

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=868228798

Added Feb 20, Greenlit April 10

There was also a similar game for basketball by the same creator added at the same time.

The Chamber Experiment:

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=896412396

Added April 5, Greenlit April 10

X Drive:

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=894362658

Added March 30, Greenlit April 10

I have sent much of this data as well as Grimoire's link and a short synopsis to Jim Sterling, the so-called "Protector of Greenlight" who has made a cottage industry about decrying the crap that gets put up there an how there are so few "quality" games. Surely he would call out this VR nonsense and how Grimoire is getting ignored right?

Well this is what he is married to

https://twitter.com/xNoxAeterna

In fact he moved to Jackson, MS so his "wife" could cuck him weekly with random black guys.

It was a nice dream but we might have to find support somewhere else.

The struggle continues.

 

[sstacks]

Ohmigod I thought I recognized both these guys on the wall of the post office ...

WEATHERMEN UNDERGROUND PHOTO FROM SAFEHOUSE TAKEN IN 1988.
SHANMAR BEREZAT AND ACCOMPLICE MERTLE BERTONE. IMPLICATED IN BOMBINGS OF NUMEROUS FEDERAL BUILDINGS.
MAY BE TRAVELING UNDER ALIASES AS "SHANE" OR "MATT." BOTH HAVE ENTHUSIASMS FOR RPGS, VIDEO GAMES AND BEER.
THESE MEN ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND SHOULD NOT BE APPROACHED.
IF YOU RECOGNISE THESE MEN CALL YOUR LOCAL FBI BRANCH FOR UP TO $10,000 REWARD FOR ANONYMOUS TIPS LEADING TO THEIR ARRESTS.​

Well, crap.