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[Joined on the 4th of July]

Time to recruit some Cerulean warriors!

 

[mondblut]

Arco? Nah, don't like them, never played them, and they are kind of homo.

 

[sqeecoo]

Cavalry, cavalry everywhere,
And all the ghosts did quake,
Cavalry, cavalry everywhere,
Nor any province to take.

I'm bored so I'm brainstorming classical poems that can be modified for dominions.

She only said, "My life is dreary,
He submiteth not," she said;
She said, "I am aweary, aweary,
I would that I were dead!"

Merry Christmas from Lemuria you heathen bastards!

 

[Joined on the 4th of July]

Κύριε ἐλέησον
for I have terrible pretender
Χριστέ ἐλέησον
and let Agesilaus return soon

 

[Dayyālu]

Merry Christmas, bunch of criminal fucks.

I love you all.

And I got Heavy Cav provinces out of my green, frog, cold ass.

 

[Isiloon]

This map is over powered, I'm surrounded by hollywood-aura Gimli's

Spoiler

Also -


Merry Xmas

 

[Muty]

 

[Dayyālu]

Oh fuck.

HI LEMURIA I AM SURE WE WILL BECOME FAST FRIENDS

can you go AI so I don't have to bother for some insane shenanigan and I can expand before dumping Assartuts, magic spears and Banish spam on you

 

[sqeecoo]

I chose heat dominion just for you <3

 

[sqeecoo]

Envious of our immortality, ancient wisdom, and ability to peek through walls to observe naked women, the treacherous meatbags of Atlantis have attacked the peaceful kingdom of Lemuria unprovoked. We hereby offer a bounty of 5 gems per turn of war for an attack on Atlantis, successful or not, or a similar arrangement at your convenience. The capitol of the thrice-damned wetfoots is in province 76, and all takers are welcome.

Although supporting Lemuria is historically not a popular choice due to rampant corporalitism, we encourage you to consider the overwhelming advantage Atlantis has over Lemuria, and how much the foul-smelling winebags would stand to gain with an early victory over us, putting the whole world in jeopardy of never becoming an undead paradise.

 

[Dayyālu]

Everyone should be glad that the RNG fucked both me and sqeecoo in the ass, because in any case we both lose, as I fail at expansion and he fails at expansion.

I could not even let him live as his cap is right next to mine, and toxic dominion you see.

If someone wants to drop 50G or something to let me get some mercs to break down the walls, go wild. And remember I gain nothing in my attack against Lemuria, I'm simply forced to do so because, you guess, Toxic dominion.

 

[KoolNoodles]

I have plenty of gold to spare, for a price!

 

[Grimwulf]

Sending 50g towards Atlantis. You're doing God's work, fishy men.

Everyoe else should consider doing the same. Lemuria is a plague that must be eliminated.

 

[sqeecoo]

So harsh. Well, I guess I might do better next time when I don't spawn next to Atlantis who immediately gets a H4 hero. Arco, if you can get up on my capitol, I'll happily surrender it to you.

 

[Dayyālu]

So harsh. Well, I guess I might do better next time when I don't spawn next to Atlantis who immediately gets a H4 hero. Arco, if you can get up on my capitol, I'll happily surrender it to you.

Go for it, Arco. I have no interest in Lemuria's cap, no gold to be found there. Get it fast though, toxic dominion is already putting a dent on the economy of the area.

And also Lemuria has no army, it impacted with a H4 Assartut army, so you need not to worry.

 

[Trash Player]

Is that some sort of set up for Grimwulf?

PLOT INTENSIFIES

 

[Dayyālu]

Is that some sort of set up for Grimwulf?

PLOT INTENSIFIES

I don't completely exclude the idea that an unholy alliance of russian-ukrainian hackers funder by Grimwulf and recruited by Lizzurd could have set up the map to spawn like it has done, but it's a tad far-fetched.

Maybe.

 

[Lizzurd]

Is that some sort of set up for Grimwulf?

PLOT INTENSIFIES

I don't completely exclude the idea that an unholy alliance of russian-ukrainian hackers funder by Grimwulf and recruited by Lizzurd could have set up the map to spawn like it has done, but it's a tad far-fetched.

Maybe.

When you find out my and Grim's positions you wouldn't so easily exclude this idea.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Grimwulf has pretty good expansion for Bogarus(or anybody). Druzhina flanking working wonders?

 

[sqeecoo]

I also have pretty good expansion for someone about to be eliminated!

 

[Dayyālu]

Considering that Sqeecoo was lying and has no intention of giving his cap to Arco, and that I retreated to leave a path for Arco, I am now evaluating to go AI.

I have no reason to waste even a single minute of my life on a Dominions game I do not want to play, particularly after what Caul Shivers put me through on his MP game.

Thanks, sqeecoo .

A sub can also be arranged.

 

[Lizzurd]

Considering that Sqeecoo was lying and has no intention of giving his cap to Arco, and that I retreated to leave a path for Arco, I am now evaluating to go AI.

I have no reason to waste even a single minute of my life on a Dominions game I do not want to play, particularly after what Caul Shivers put me through on his MP game.

Thanks, sqeecoo .

A sub can also be arranged.

This is the first time I see Lemuria win

 

[sqeecoo]

Well that was easier than I thought!

Ok fiiiiiine, take it Arco! Jesus.

 

[Grimwulf]

Grimwulf has pretty good expansion for Bogarus(or anybody). Druzhina flanking working wonders?

Average expansion, really.

I am now evaluating to go AI.

Hey, HEY! I HAVE INVESTED A HEFTY SUM OF GOLD IN THIS WAR! Don't you DARE give it fucking up!

 

[Joined on the 4th of July]

Arco's pious men are praying for a better world somewhere in the vicinity of Lemuria completely unaware of any drama unfolding on the forums.

Everything is perfect for the one true ruler Agesilaus to make his grand reappearance.