Yay! TES books are coming!

[racofer]

 

[Darth Roxor]

Have they come seeking the light?

 

[DraQ]

Needs moar bloom.

 

[racofer]

Moar will perma burn my LCD, I can't do that.

 

[JarlFrank]

DIZ IS PROOF DAT BLOOM EXISTS IN REAL LIFE THEREFORE BLOOM IN GAEMS IS REALISTIC

 

[DraQ]

Moar will perma burn my LCD, I can't do that.

You could have said "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." and earn some e-penis.

 

[Elwro]

I've recently tried Stonekeep and becouse of that I've done some resarch. I've discovered that after relese of Stonekeep a book covering events between first and second game was written.

Whoa, that's interesting, didn't know that.

 

[Jaesun]

Bethesda is so fucking stupid. This will fail at epic proportions. None of their fans can read.

/obvious

 

[Fyz]

They simply wish to intrudce the franchise to literate people all over the world.

 

[Pastel]

Well, if you want decent TES books you can always read the better in-game stuff.

Short.

I remember the Sermons of Vivec being fairly lengthy, and also as good as video game literature can get.

Also btw guys "completely different TES world" was made up by Darth Roxor, Beth didn't say that.

 

[Luzur]

Bethesda is so fucking stupid. This will fail at epic proportions. None of their fans can read.

/obvious

well atleast those in the upper threads like Fallout 3 DLC and Fallout General, the lore guys and the old gamers down in the "basement" are kinda like Codex most of the time, but without the swear words and linked pics of dicks, since those will get you banned in like, 5 seconds from posting it..

 

[Jaesun]

http://kotaku.com/5227416/bethesda-team ... oll-novels

Theirs no way that the books will be able to match the epic stories,fascinating characters and amazing dialogue that was on display in Oblivion....

comedy goldmine...

 

[Lockkaliber]

I fucking hate the hype machine.

 

[BethesdaLove]

Its called Kotaku for a reason. Fucking harbor-bombers.

 

[BearBomber]

http://kotaku.com/5227416/bethesda-teams-with-del-rey-for-elder-scroll-novels

Theirs no way that the books will be able to match the epic stories,fascinating characters and amazing dialogue that was on display in Oblivion....

comedy goldmine...

>>I think that's a sarcasm. I've never heard an Obliviontard praising Oblivion for characters.

 

[Luzur]

funny stuff is that even the people of ESF dont like the idea. a mod had to delete some rage posts about consolers that cant read and pure hate of the news in one of the threads.

 

[DraQ]

funny stuff is that even the people of ESF dont like the idea. a mod had to delete some rage posts about consolers that cant read and pure hate of the news in one of the threads.

I imagine there is still a number of intelligent posters on TESF - holed up in the lore forum, roaming the past games forums and even venturing into Morrowind forums, which has now been colonised by new wave of bethtards who show faint signs of evolution into something less subhuman.

Those intelligent posters are :truepatriots: and we should salute them as our brothers in arms, for many of them have fallen to the Bethstapo's banhammers.

 

[Luzur]

funny stuff is that even the people of ESF dont like the idea. a mod had to delete some rage posts about consolers that cant read and pure hate of the news in one of the threads.

I imagine there is still a number of intelligent posters on TESF - holed up in the lore forum, roaming the past games forums and even venturing into Morrowind forums, which has now been colonised by new wave of bethtards who show faint signs of evolution into something less subhuman.

Those intelligent posters are :truepatriots: and we should salute them as our brothers in arms, for many of them have fallen to the Bethstapo's banhammers.

i know, i dont read more forums then TES lore, past games, oblivion mods and TES GD anymore.

but TES GD is pushing the limit for me sometimes....

 

[Jaesun]

funny stuff is that even the people of ESF dont like the idea. a mod had to delete some rage posts about consolers that cant read and pure hate of the news in one of the threads.

 

[Sckarecrow92]

ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
Born in Meridian, MS, in 1963, Greg Keyes spent his early years roaming the forests of his native state and the red rock cliffs of the Navajo Indian reservation in Arizona. He earned his B.A. in anthropology from Mississippi State University and a master's degree from the University of Georgia, where he did course work for a Ph.D. He lives in Savannah, GA, where, in addition to full-time writing, he practices ethnic cooking--particularly Central American, Szechuan, Malaysian, and Turkish cuisines--and Kapucha Toli, a Choctaw game involving heavy sticks and no rules. While researching "The Age of Unreason," he took up fencing, and now competes nationally. Greg is the author of THE WATERBORN, THE BLACKGOD, the Babylon 5 Psi Corps trilogy, the Age of Unreason tetrology (for which he won the prestigious "Le Grand Prix de l'Imaginaire" award), and three New York Times bestselling Star Wars novels in the New Jedi Order series.

Good?

Edit: I wonder how good a fencer he is compared to Bruce Dickinson....