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Shagnak

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Frau Bishop said:
Since when girlfriends are for free? In which part of the world are you living?
My missus earns more than me and is therefore absolutely no financial burden. She is also easy to please. So yeah, she's essentially free.
Frau Bishop said:
Oh, and what percentage of girlfriends at your happyplace is into deep throating for an hour and calling it fun afterwards?
Good point. :lol:
 

Trash

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Since when girlfriends are for free? In which part of the world are you living?

Haha, in a great part I guess. Me and my girl have always shared costs from going to restaurants, bars etc. So in that aspect she never costed that much. Nowadays she even makes more money than I do, so she's often the one picking up the tab.

Oh, and what percentage of girlfriends at your happyplace is into deep throating for an hour and calling it fun afterwards?

Sounds pretty fucking boring, I tend to like a little variety. Then again, if we do the ol'e 69 she's quite happy to keep on going. Really, what is it with wanting to pay hookers? Is it easier to see them as commodity then as an equel? Or are you afraid to perform? Sex between two consenting adults out for fun can be utterly fucking great. I never understood guys that just want to fuck, it's a shitload better to see (and know) that your partner is getting off as well.
 

Elwro

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Trash said:
Me and my girl have always shared costs from going to restaurants, bars etc.
I'm also a fan of this solution, but me & my gf do it a bit differently: each of us pays the bill every second time (instead of always paying one half) - this way you can get that nice feeling of being invited.
 

Frau Bishop

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Shagnak said:
My missus earns more than me and is therefore absolutely no financial burden. She is also easy to please. So yeah, she's essentially free.
Doesn´t sound like "a girlfriend" like in "I´m going out today and see if I can find a new girlfriend" but more like "love of a lifetime". :wink:


@Trash
Seems we have a totally different interpretation of deepthroating. Its not a blowjob like in 69 as far as I know it...heh. About the consenting adults-point, yeah, taken. But its another kind of pleasure, less kinky at least.
 

Trash

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Seems we have a totally different interpretation of deepthroating. Its not a blowjob like in 69 as far as I know it...heh. About the consenting adults-point, yeah, taken. But its another kind of pleasure, less kinky at least.

People that visit whores always amaze me, espacially guys like blackhart that bring it up quite regulary (though he does so from the safety of internet anonimity) Living in a big city near a street with crack whores I often see whole traffic jams with potential costumers. Personally I'd rather run a razor over my cock than bring it near these woman, but there seem to be plenty of people more than willing to. Course escorts are a lot better than these pitifull woman, but still. Sex in my book should be fun for everyone involved....perhaps I'm just old fashioned. Kinks like that just don't do anything for me.
 

Major_Blackhart

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Yep, well, in honesty, I've never been to a crack whore or a street walker before. Only strippers and escorts. Escorts are fun because we get right down to it, and I never have to do any type of work on the "emotional" level. Some guys I've known enjoy what we refer to as "the Hunt" more than "the Cunt" or if you dont wanna do a ghey rhyme like me, then "the Kill". Personally, I don't like the hunt one bit, cause I'm too friggin horny. Im 24, and I STILL jack off 4-5 times a day. But that's just me. And I know plenty of chicks that like sex, just not as many times a day as I do for some reason or other. And no, for the record, I've not had sex with these "normal" girls. Also, I like escorts because of the variety, as I get bored sometimes.

Edit: Also, I'd rather spend money one women, then both cash and days, months, or years of my life, as I can always make the cash back.
 

Trash

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Thanks for the honest reply. I can kinda see what your point is. Personally I'm more into relations than into just the fuck part, but to each his own. Thanks for the insight. :wink:
 

Hazelnut

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Major_Blackhart said:
Im 24, and I STILL jack off 4-5 times a day. But that's just me.

:shock: Jeezus - thats, reaches for calculator, roughly 1600 wanks per year!! :shock:

Does one of your arms look like Popeye's? Shit, if I spank that many times in a day I get pretty damn sore - you must have calouses on your dick! :lol:
 

Major_Blackhart

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First off, I have 17 inch forearms on average, but thats because I do wrist rolls with 200 lbs. Secondly, no calouses, as I use a vaseline brand moisturizer, my personal favorite. So no chaffing at all.
 

kingcomrade

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You know, I'm usually happy even if I don't get off. I love performing oral sex and my girlfriend loves to receive it, and sometimes that's all we do for the night. I don't mind a bit, I'm just glad to have her.
 

kingcomrade

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I love you too baby.

edit: on your mom, lunch.
edit2: I eat your mom, naked, for lunch, naked lunch. Oh, total pwnage.
 

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