Company News Zenimax (Bethesda's parents) looking to buy Valve?

[racofer]

Win.

 

[Scruffy]

Obvious responses from a butt-fucked community.



These blatant, fat-witted attacks on developers and publishers simply because of the anal indifference over perspective and over the Grandpa-Revolution's so-called "Quality Standards" for a genre that for some stupendous reason needs to remain and retain archaic comforts, is blatantly ignoring relevant facts: Valve and Bethesda = Quality games.

Even if I drop myself to "Codex Standards" and embrace the penile, overrated statement that Besthesda produces "shitty" games for the RPG genre by using the FPP element, Valve's undeniable quality control and standards for these FPS games is going to bring that so-called "shitty" quality of Bethesda up.

But this will not be for the Codex: Around every corner lies a penile attempt from a retard-saturated, homo-conglomerate community who's existance is based on perverted, unfounded, half-assed statements and who's only means of sodomize comfort comes from ancient dildo's and vibrators.


This community's fall, beating, raping and ultimate sterilization will be a joy to be hold!

hmmm... no, not really, you have to try something smarter, just insulting people is not enough to make anyone angry here.

now go back to suck some quality dick

 

[Seymour]

First ID, now Valve? Zenimax really is trying to live up to its evil-corporation-from-dystopian-future sounding name. Maybe their goal is to assimilate every company out there and bring upon the gray goo scenario of gaming apocalypse, where dull Oblivion clones are all that remain.

Ye olde powered-by-thesaurus rant

Dude, if you're going to troll don't give yourself away with your username. Also, I don't think half those words mean what you think they do, and you've overused "penile" a bit there.

 

[Metro]

Not going to happen. In any event... even the rumor only says that they're looking to acquire them not that there are any negotiations. That's like saying you're interested in that hot girl at work -- too bad she has no interest in you.

 

[bhlaab]

yeah I don't think this will happen.

 

[Talonfire]

Obvious responses from a butt-fucked community.



These blatant, fat-witted attacks on developers and publishers simply because of the anal indifference over perspective and over the Grandpa-Revolution's so-called "Quality Standards" for a genre that for some stupendous reason needs to remain and retain archaic comforts, is blatantly ignoring relevant facts: Valve and Bethesda = Quality games.

Even if I drop myself to "Codex Standards" and embrace the penile, overrated statement that Besthesda produces "shitty" games for the RPG genre by using the FPP element, Valve's undeniable quality control and standards for these FPS games is going to bring that so-called "shitty" quality of Bethesda up.

But this will not be for the Codex: Around every corner lies a penile attempt from a retard-saturated, homo-conglomerate community who's existance is based on perverted, unfounded, half-assed statements and who's only means of sodomize comfort comes from ancient dildo's and vibrators.


This community's fall, beating, raping and ultimate sterilization will be a joy to be hold!

I bet you say that to all the internet forum communities.

 

[Gragt]

Another Chefe alt?

 

[MetalCraze]

Speaking of Valve, they have been lazy recently... where the fuck is Episode 3? They need to finish the HL2 storyline.

HL2 had a storyline?

 

[entertainer]

Speaking of Valve, they have been lazy recently... where the fuck is Episode 3? They need to finish the HL2 storyline.

HL2 had a storyline?

News at 11.

 

[Forest Dweller]

Another Chefe alt?

Let's play Guess-the-Alt.

 

[Emotional Vampire]

Speaking of Valve, they have been lazy recently... where the fuck is Episode 3? They need to finish the HL2 storyline.

HL2 had a storyline?

Aliens attack Earth

 

[GarfunkeL]

With all those penis- and gay-references, you'd think Jaesede would have already been summoned. Mr.Grabber apparently has some suppressed issues, sitting there in the closet.

 

[Angthoron]

Maybe they'd start making Oblivion 2 Episodes and crap out on the third installment.

 

[Dandelion]

For fuck's sake, if you could make Steam worse these people would.

Steam is not that bad.
Try "games for windows live". After an experience like that, steam will appear like the Holy Grail.

 

[Scruffy]

or try hitting yourself in the nutsack and then try steam

seriously, steam is bad.

 

[J1M]

No company is stupid enough to buy Valve and then sell the thing that prints money for them to take 6 years when making a game. Whoever wrote that in a "news" article failed their INT check, so did whoever decided to quote it.

 

[HardCode]

Valve and Bethesda = Quality games.

Phail

 

[IdaGno]

Steam is not that bad.

this attitude explains everything worth explaining

 

[hiver]

Speaking of Valve, they have been lazy recently... where the fuck is Episode 3? They need to finish the HL2 storyline.

HL2 had a storyline?

Aliens attack Earth

A conglomerate of universes most of which is mostly ruled by parasitic "Combine" spills into our universe.

Though ... two episodes were not much more then actiony shootouts and romance that is starting to have too much -not so good anymore- "acting". Alyx shouting for Gordon to help her every five seconds and fairly ridiculous and unnecessary new gamey mechanics to "blow up stuff".


They lost their way there and can recuperate only if they go into serious business with the story (and characters) again -