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The Last Marxist
So after having being barely satiated with the goodness that was DA:O, I turned to DA:O Awakening and it just fucking took everything I had known about the Darkspawn and TURNED IT ON THE MOFOING HEAD!!!
The Darkspawn were already one of the most memorable and nuanced of opponents ever made for a RPG, but what Bioware did with them in Awakening made me re-evaluate everything I ever knew about RPG narrative and depth. I didn't do a single take, nor a double take. I HAD TO DO A TRIPLE TAKE!!!!
TALKING DARKSPAWN!!!!!
This shit is so enormous that I had to lie down for a moment to consider it. What genius it was to take a soulless enemy of mindless fodder and make them sentient and then to come up with the epic mystical reasoning behind the existence of a creature like 'The Architect' by having him say "I was born as I am, an outsider amongst my kind. Why? I do not know."
JAW HITS THE MOFOING FLOOR!!!
Take that MCA and your cryptofag nature of man shit! THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!
Imagine this: DRAGON AGE 3; TWO BLIGHTS AT ONCE.....AND........ A ROMANCEABLE ARCHITECT AS A COMPANION!!!!
CALM DOWN LEST YOUR HEADS EXPLODE!!!!!
This shit is so enormous, I'm thinking that Bioware must have already commissioned an army of writers to get this in the next game, but if they haven't then they're welcome to my altruistic suggestion.
DARKSPAWN.
The Darkspawn were already one of the most memorable and nuanced of opponents ever made for a RPG, but what Bioware did with them in Awakening made me re-evaluate everything I ever knew about RPG narrative and depth. I didn't do a single take, nor a double take. I HAD TO DO A TRIPLE TAKE!!!!
TALKING DARKSPAWN!!!!!
This shit is so enormous that I had to lie down for a moment to consider it. What genius it was to take a soulless enemy of mindless fodder and make them sentient and then to come up with the epic mystical reasoning behind the existence of a creature like 'The Architect' by having him say "I was born as I am, an outsider amongst my kind. Why? I do not know."
JAW HITS THE MOFOING FLOOR!!!
Take that MCA and your cryptofag nature of man shit! THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!
Imagine this: DRAGON AGE 3; TWO BLIGHTS AT ONCE.....AND........ A ROMANCEABLE ARCHITECT AS A COMPANION!!!!
CALM DOWN LEST YOUR HEADS EXPLODE!!!!!
This shit is so enormous, I'm thinking that Bioware must have already commissioned an army of writers to get this in the next game, but if they haven't then they're welcome to my altruistic suggestion.
DARKSPAWN.