Hellraiser
Arcane
80 years after Meatbag completes his epic quest and gets kicked out for all the hard work he did his grandson Tommy becomes the chosen one.
He inherits Meatbag's knack for small arms and picking locks. Unlike Meatbag however he prefers to spray bullets around rather then shoot people in the head. It's not like he knows how to aim at a specific body part anyway...
Confident in his skills he enters the temple(why the fuck do his tribemen live in tents when they can build a stone temple? Why the fuck are the descendants of Vault 13 dwellers living like fucking cavemen anyway?).
He literary kicks the asses(or tails) of several ants and scorpions, he heals up using his first aid skills and healing powder before dueling the idiot at the end of the temple.
Tommy's unarmed skill proves more than a match for the low on morale idiot.
Chosen one my ass, he's just scared shitless. Dressed civilized for a change Tommy leaves the shithole known as Arroyo, after repairing the well. As he travels to Klamath he encounters a bunch of molerats, he avoids fighting them by running away which is the smart thing to do. In Klamath he loots several homes without anyone noticing, he sells some stuff and buys a leather jacket. Tommy pays Sulik's debt, Sulik despite being another primitive tribal retard is smart enough to know that joining Tommy is the thing he should do.
Tommy helps the retard Todd err... Torr in guarding his moo-moos, he kills two suspicious rednecks that are sneaking around.
Now it's time for Tommy to get some guns since he manages to level enough to get his Small Guns skill up to over 100. He heads out towards the Den where he kills Flick and gets a snazzy .44 magnum and some leather armor.
Tommy needs MORE! So he kills tubby with his new .44 magnum. 3 shots per turn FTW!
More loot including a SMG which he equips in his other weapon slot. Now for some questing, Tommy repays Fred's debt since he has this odd feeling that he will profit from it. He also finds the elusive Lavender Flower novel some barbarian dumped near a barrel.
Feeling that his wallet is getting heavier Tommy decides to get some more cash by working for Lara's gang. After several tries he bluffs his way into the church. It's surprising that Tyler let him in after getting pissed off as hell by Tommy.
It looks that Tommy inherited a tendency for double crossing from Meatbag since in the end he screws over Lara and tells Tyler about her plans.
Shooting stuff is good but money is better.
Will Tommy get his hands on some really big guns? Or will he get gunned down by Highwaymen? Oh yeah and will he find a G.E.C.K?
EDIT: Tommy got killed by a slaver that rolled a critical hit on an SMG burst.....
And he almost made it to the Den..... Bloody random encounters...
He inherits Meatbag's knack for small arms and picking locks. Unlike Meatbag however he prefers to spray bullets around rather then shoot people in the head. It's not like he knows how to aim at a specific body part anyway...
Confident in his skills he enters the temple(why the fuck do his tribemen live in tents when they can build a stone temple? Why the fuck are the descendants of Vault 13 dwellers living like fucking cavemen anyway?).
He literary kicks the asses(or tails) of several ants and scorpions, he heals up using his first aid skills and healing powder before dueling the idiot at the end of the temple.
Tommy's unarmed skill proves more than a match for the low on morale idiot.
Chosen one my ass, he's just scared shitless. Dressed civilized for a change Tommy leaves the shithole known as Arroyo, after repairing the well. As he travels to Klamath he encounters a bunch of molerats, he avoids fighting them by running away which is the smart thing to do. In Klamath he loots several homes without anyone noticing, he sells some stuff and buys a leather jacket. Tommy pays Sulik's debt, Sulik despite being another primitive tribal retard is smart enough to know that joining Tommy is the thing he should do.
Tommy helps the retard Todd err... Torr in guarding his moo-moos, he kills two suspicious rednecks that are sneaking around.
Now it's time for Tommy to get some guns since he manages to level enough to get his Small Guns skill up to over 100. He heads out towards the Den where he kills Flick and gets a snazzy .44 magnum and some leather armor.
Tommy needs MORE! So he kills tubby with his new .44 magnum. 3 shots per turn FTW!
More loot including a SMG which he equips in his other weapon slot. Now for some questing, Tommy repays Fred's debt since he has this odd feeling that he will profit from it. He also finds the elusive Lavender Flower novel some barbarian dumped near a barrel.
Feeling that his wallet is getting heavier Tommy decides to get some more cash by working for Lara's gang. After several tries he bluffs his way into the church. It's surprising that Tyler let him in after getting pissed off as hell by Tommy.
It looks that Tommy inherited a tendency for double crossing from Meatbag since in the end he screws over Lara and tells Tyler about her plans.
Shooting stuff is good but money is better.
Will Tommy get his hands on some really big guns? Or will he get gunned down by Highwaymen? Oh yeah and will he find a G.E.C.K?
EDIT: Tommy got killed by a slaver that rolled a critical hit on an SMG burst.....
And he almost made it to the Den..... Bloody random encounters...