Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the BOOBS of war

[Luzur]

This thread is full of gay.

Witcher 2 can't come soon enough to hopefully cure you faggots.

No boob cards in it makes it pretty gay so it will not cure any thing.

I have faith in Eastern Europe:

do you have any more...*ahem* proof to share with us on this matter?

 

[GarfunkeL]

Is that from Witcher 2 and is it in-game or promo?

And maybe the "tan" line is just a clean spot, dirty peasant that she is.

 

[DreadMessiah]

Finally a thread title that captivated me.

Also witcher always had nice lady friends with benefits.

 

[hoochimama]

That amulet is p. phallic.

Holy is she a priestess of the Cult of Dong or something?

That's one way to describe it.

 

[roll-a-die]

This thread is full of gay.

Witcher 2 can't come soon enough to hopefully cure you faggots.

No boob cards in it makes it pretty gay so it will not cure any thing.

I have faith in Eastern Europe:

do you have any more...*ahem* proof to share with us on this matter?

Also, is that CELL SHADING? Look at her outline and the man behind her, it appears so.

 

[Chuftie]

I am surprised by apparently how rich in fats that peasant woman's dieat must have to sustain a rack of that size

 

[Havoc]

It's Polish Tits. That's average.

 

[Phelot]

It's from that laughable Twitcher 2 gameplay video in which Gerald punches a punch of guards in awkward combat. That woman is a prostitute I believe.

They should just go ahead and make the breasts even bigger since like every other next gen game, there's gonna be a lot of cut scenes and a lot of babbling heads. Might as well have something to look at.

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

I liked Gothic's ad, because the had sluts in the right place - at the feet of a heroic male character, not prancing around on battlefield.

 

[GarfunkeL]

I am surprised by apparently how rich in fats that peasant woman's dieat must have to sustain a rack of that size

:monocle: Well observed, sir.

 

[Pika-Cthulhu]

I am surprised by apparently how rich in fats that peasant woman's dieat must have to sustain a rack of that size

I know, she swall, oh, wait, thats protein... Nevermind.

Perhaps she has a litter of children, what with breast feeding, and children having a high fat content

 

[Relay]

This is how a feminized suit of plate armor should look like :

This is how it shouldn't be :

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

This is how a feminized suit of plate armor should look like :

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

 

[Hoaxmetal]

This is how a feminized suit of plate armor should look like :
Joanni pic

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

Yes, it's not ever-the-top but still manages to look cool and sexy, reminds me of Warhammer warrior priests.

 

[Deneidez]

This is how a feminized suit of plate armor should look like :
(Joan de Arc pic in regular breastplate)

This is how it shouldn't be :
(Some stupid fantasy pic with bulges in breastplate)

Uhm... I would say it depends on culture and well those bulges in armor are just stupid. They would be huge tactical disadvantage(Just think about piercing attack just under boobs.).

I would do and well will do it so that in culture where women also fight they will have breastplates like this(See, theres enough space for just about 'any' boobs.).



However if women don't fight in that culture they would get regular plate mails. They can perfectly fit in them. (However using breastplate like above would give advantage.)



Some extra fapping material...

 

[Drakron]

... just saying ...

 

[roll-a-die]

FATE STAY NIGHT IMAGE OF SABER

... just saying ...

Interestingly, that armor configuration would work, if you added some pauldrons and a little for the, erm, lower womb and genitals area.


The sword however would not.

 

[Kane]

The usual suspect.

i read that as "curse of the azure boobs" at first.

ITT: men discovering that men like big boobs

 

[Drakron]

Interestingly, that armor configuration would work, if you added some pauldrons and a little for the, erm, lower womb and genitals area.

I think the reason she lacks those is that it restricts movements, its a pretty light set of armor that defends without giving much restriction.

The sword however would not.

That is Excalibur hidden by Invisible Air, it also comes with the normal Excalibur that is like that one except solid and without the "wind" bits but I keep the Invisible Air because it just looks better (at least to me).

This is more like the classic "Breastplate" that over the dress, she does have armored boots that cannot be seen in that angle (since they are under the dress).

 

[DriacKin]

Ya know, reading this thread makes me actually gain some respect for James Cameron -- atleast he resisted the urge to give giant tits to the blue people...

 

[roll-a-die]

Ya know, reading this thread makes me actually gain some respect for James Cameron -- atleast he resisted the urge to give giant tits to the blue people...

I see your blue women with little tit's and raise you a red skinned transsexual. http://rule34-images.paheal.net/_images ... ogruta.jpg

 

[hoverdog]

JESUS CHRIST FUCK

 

[Demnogonis Saastuttaja]

Transfixing.

 

[CrimHead]

I had something semi-relevant to say, but then I scrolled down and saw that pic so fuck it

 

[Felix]

Their alien's eyes do not work...also, wtf is this shit? fucking Japan and their tranifications of historical figures.