Goodbye Bioware

[FUDU]

Well, I called it. The end is nigh. The swirl is picking up speed.

 

[Cynic]

This is the right thing to happen to a company that got so full of their on bullshit that they've now seemingly imploded. The biggest problem is when the hype machine starts to believe it's own hype, that always means the end is near, and Bioware started doing that a long time ago.

Have you fucking seen that Dragon Age Anime bullshit? I mean WHAT THE FUCK are they smoking? It's just been fail after fail. DA is now fail, TOR is fail, ME3 pissed everyone off, so what is it exactly that they have now? Command and Consequences*? Time to die faggots.

*we choose these for you

 

[deuxhero]

I suggested this in the Mass Effect Thread, but posting it here too.

Someone should go to Bioware's forum and request a loli romance using the same "reasoning" biodrones did for their yaoi smut. I'd do it, but I'm terrible at trolling subtly (Overtly I'm fine at, subtly I'm not).

I'd love to see how the Biodrones attack (as they would tear apart their own arguments or descend into flames) or support it (then they would support pedophilia). Either way it would be Fun.

 

[Regdar]

I believe they draw the line at pedophilia. I mean, when datoo came out and everyone was pissed Hawke couldn't bang his own sister, the community was divided about 30/70 - 30 thought incest was fine because we're talking about the dark ages, 70 said it's wrong but only because the intolerants over at Fox News would rip their beloved Bioware a new one.

Then again, Bioware keeps innovating and pushing the limits of the [dating sim] genre with every game. Maybe now, the fanbase is ready to be more tolerant towards pedophiles...

 

[Angthoron]

You can't expect children and mental children to support that notion, yeah.

 

[deuxhero]

I believe they draw the line at pedophilia. I mean, when datoo came out and everyone was pissed Hawke couldn't bang his own sister, the community was divided about 30/70 - 30 thought incest was fine because we're talking about the dark ages, 70 said it's wrong but only because the intolerants over at Fox News would rip their beloved Bioware a new one.

What? Fire Emblem had incest in 1996!

Still, that example only gives MORE a reason someone should do it. They have alreddy proved they will melt down hilariously.

You can't expect children and mental children to support that notion, yeah.

Actually, then they would be able to better relate to the romance option!

 

[Aeschylus]

Reminds me of EA's old marketing slogan "Challenge Everything"

"Bioware: Fuck Everything".

 

[Infinitron]

Reminds me of EA's old marketing slogan "Challenge Everything"

"Bioware: Fuck Everything".

That works on so many levels.

 

[DragoFireheart]

It'd be hilarious if Bioware, in a final suicidal move before being eaten by the daemon that is EA, did Dragon Age 3 with every sexual relationship possible.

Heterosexuality, Homosexuality, Bisexuality, Pedophilia, Bestiality (I WANT TO FUCK A DRAGON!!!!11111), Necrophilia, Tranny-sex, Sex with inanimate objects, magic daemon vibrators, etc.

It would glorious!

 

[Edwin]

I prefer tranny companions over gays,that would be a slight

 

[sgc_meltdown]

if bioware goes we shall lose 65% of all rpg-related rule34

the other 30% being from bethesda, and last 5% being the normal amount spread over everything else

that's a lot of emotional content

at least let their new community manager do a community photoshoot first

 

[deuxhero]

I prefer tranny companions over gays,that would be a slight

And Japan, yet again, proves to be better at this than Bioware ever could.

 

[Grimlorn]

I believe they draw the line at pedophilia. I mean, when datoo came out and everyone was pissed Hawke couldn't bang his own sister, the community was divided about 30/70 - 30 thought incest was fine because we're talking about the dark ages, 70 said it's wrong but only because the intolerants over at Fox News would rip their beloved Bioware a new one.

Then again, Bioware keeps innovating and pushing the limits of the [dating sim] genre with every game. Maybe now, the fanbase is ready to be more tolerant towards pedophiles...

This makes no sense. You could bang an elf that looked like she was 11-13 in DA2. That's pedophilia right there.

 

[Duckard]

I believe they draw the line at pedophilia. I mean, when datoo came out and everyone was pissed Hawke couldn't bang his own sister, the community was divided about 30/70 - 30 thought incest was fine because we're talking about the dark ages, 70 said it's wrong but only because the intolerants over at Fox News would rip their beloved Bioware a new one.

Then again, Bioware keeps innovating and pushing the limits of the [dating sim] genre with every game. Maybe now, the fanbase is ready to be more tolerant towards pedophiles...

This makes no sense. You could bang an elf that looked like she was 11-13 in DA2. That's pedophilia right there.

She didn't just look 11-13, she acting like that too.

 

[Regdar]

Well yeah but technically she's of legal age, so you can understand why it's easy for someone with those kinds of inclinations to be completely oblivious to the weirdness of it. It just doesn't have that feeling of forbiddenness. But any one of those dormant pedophiles knows enough to fervently attack someone saying "not having sex with children is a social construct" as a way of compensating for the guilt and feelings of inadequacy a deviant like that experiences subconsciously.

 

[deuxhero]

I believe they draw the line at pedophilia. I mean, when datoo came out and everyone was pissed Hawke couldn't bang his own sister, the community was divided about 30/70 - 30 thought incest was fine because we're talking about the dark ages, 70 said it's wrong but only because the intolerants over at Fox News would rip their beloved Bioware a new one.

Then again, Bioware keeps innovating and pushing the limits of the [dating sim] genre with every game. Maybe now, the fanbase is ready to be more tolerant towards pedophiles...

This makes no sense. You could bang an elf that looked like she was 11-13 in DA2. That's pedophilia right there.

Wait, you could? Seriously?

Pics!

 

[Infinitron]

I believe they draw the line at pedophilia. I mean, when datoo came out and everyone was pissed Hawke couldn't bang his own sister, the community was divided about 30/70 - 30 thought incest was fine because we're talking about the dark ages, 70 said it's wrong but only because the intolerants over at Fox News would rip their beloved Bioware a new one.

Then again, Bioware keeps innovating and pushing the limits of the [dating sim] genre with every game. Maybe now, the fanbase is ready to be more tolerant towards pedophiles...

This makes no sense. You could bang an elf that looked like she was 11-13 in DA2. That's pedophilia right there.

Wait, you could? Seriously?

Pics!

Meet Merrill, the Giggle That Squees In The Night

http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Merrill

 

[deuxhero]

Oh, her.

Don't see "11-13" in there.

 

[Outlander]

Skip to 1:55 unless you want to suffer a permanent penalty to INT.

Those models look hideous btw.

 

[JarlFrank]

Oh, her.

Don't see "11-13" in there.

I think he meant her mental age.

 

[Burning Bridges]

Ca. 15 years ago, when my little nephew started watching these inutterably stupid cartoon series, I often wondered "what will become of a generation of kids that grew up with this junk and not the books of Mark Twain, Jack London and J.F. Cooper?"

Now I know

P.S. It's Marobug in the video

 

[deuxhero]

Oh, her.

Don't see "11-13" in there.

I think he meant her mental age.

I don't know, I think she'd be the oldest of the cast then.

 

[Burning Bridges]

Bioware = Brot und Spiele für die "Generation Pisa".

 

[malko_sundervere]

I won't be satisfied until I find an RPG that lets me roleplay Humbert Humbert.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

Oh, her.

for god's sake man merril seriously looks like a 14 year old at most

how young do you want them romances