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Gordon Freeman voted best vg hero ever on Gamespot

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A character with no personality, no lines, no relationships with other characters longer than 5 lines of dialogue, no unique equipment besides a hazmat suit. I'm sure someone out there thinks that makes him like totally unique and stuff and speaks to the mirror in our souls (HES ARE AVATAR), I'm also sure that person is durr hurr.

I suppose it wasn't Master Chief or Aries

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Well, at least it was an actual character. Those character battles on Gamespot's GameFaqs usually end up with Cloud vs a Tetris block.
 
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A tetris block is more interesting that either Freeman or Cloud.
 

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That's impossible as they don't speak, express no emotions, and have no other actions besides succumbing to gravity.
 
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Chefe said:
That's impossible as they don't speak, express no emotions, and have no other actions besides succumbing to gravity.
Just like Gordon Freeman and Cloud. The only one that defies gravity is Cloud's hair.
 

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Kosmonaut said:
Chefe said:
That's impossible as they don't speak, express no emotions, and have no other actions besides succumbing to gravity.
Just like Gordon Freeman and Cloud. The only one that defies gravity is Cloud's hair.

Cloud? Cloud won't shut up. He's one of the most emotional characters ever.

Gordon shoots things and he's a scientist or something.

Tetris blocks fall. Occasionally they are turned in one of four directions to interlock with identical blocks. There is no way those stupid little things are more interesting than actual characters like Gordon and Cloud.

Unless...

The tetris block could represent the oppression of communism. Each block is a citizen, virtually indistinct from one another in any way except their jobs, expressed in how they fall and where they fit into the communist world. They may have different colorings, but they are all the same. The player takes the form of the government, placing each citizen by force into their designated roles. When the government screws up, it is the citizens who pay the price through death (screen wipe), while the government continues on with a new batch of job slaves. When the citizen fulfills its role with its fellows (creates a solid line) it dies and is eliminated - forgotten forever except through its contribution to the economy (the total score). As each block falls and is manipulated, you can feel their anguish and their despair. They are utterly hopeless and their lot in life is fixed from birth (the little box on the right hand side that tells you what's coming next).

You look at the top row. You need one of those short T blocks. However, a Z block is dispensed from the Tetris orphanage. That Z block is not meant for that hole, but there is no other citizen available, and so he must suffer in an uncomfortable position because the player (the communist government, remember) says he must fulfill that job. That position is where he will stay until death. Whether that death comes from old age (line is cleared) or a government meltdown (game over) is irrelevant. The end result is the same. He will either be derided for not fitting into the hole or he will be forgotten.

You look at that block in that uncomfortable position. There is nothing that can be done. You can feel his pain of having to hold up so much. He seems to long for the sweet release of death. But you, you have a way of looking at him as a troublemaker. He is sitting there and messing up the playing field. You put him there but you still blame him for the failures of your government. You look for the quickest way to put him down, to snuff him out. And that is how all citizens are viewed by communist dictatorships.

Such is the lot in life of the Tetris block.

I think I see what you guys were talking about. I'm sorry. I had no idea. To deny these blocks the rights of characters is to deny them humanity itself. So much do we owe the Tetris blocks, and so much do they give. A character who's emotion is forced shut by oppression is still a character. Perhaps... perhaps that character is deeper than those who wear their hearts on their sleeves.
 

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Lo Wang is the best game character ever. He would beat the crap out of Freeman, kill any enemy by his mere awesome presence and woo Alyx by farting in her face.
 

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You're just upset that you weren't blessed with my literary genius. Instead, you have to settle for making posts about Gamespot polls and shooters.

Still bros, right?
 

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Konjad said:
i wonder what character would win on codex
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I'm glad Gordon Freeman won. He's one of the few modern game characters without a gravelly voice, he's the only one with normal guy physique and he wears glasses. His victory over all the other generic heroes is nothing but :incline:
 

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Alexandros said:
I'm glad Gordon Freeman won. He's one of the few modern game characters without a gravelly voice, he's the only one with normal guy physique and he wears glasses. His victory over all the other generic heroes is nothing but :incline:

I don't know about this half life bullshit but fuck no. Real heroes have huge muscles, what the fuck are you thinking, are you a faggot?

Chefe didn't win anything, that was lame.

I agree with the fat faggot here, that was a piece of shit text, the communism angle is obviously forced, generic and overdone, smells like college or something. As a truly elite individual, I feel this man does not have the culture to come up with something truly clever, which is truly why I am pointing this out for everyone and I am p. elite and a critic, how does that feel
 

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You are some serious business, bro.
 

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