Yeah, but is it as kick ass and elaborate as this one?JarlFrank said:There's no need for sliced bread if you have your own bread cutting machine.
In bakeries around here, you can have your bread sliced fresh out of the oven and you can tell them how thick you want the slices to be. They have these small machines, you see, that does it in an eye blink.
LOLdenizsi said:They misused and broke all the bread cutting machines during Kristallnacht. Since then, bread cutting machines have been a taboo associated with joos.
Dark Individual said:Have you heard about the Fighter's Guild?
barker_s said:There's an old custom here that if bread falls on the floor you ought to kiss it.
Cleveland Mark Blakemore said:Made up a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie to be replaced by a new lie to replace the old lie should be done soon
SkeleTony said:And cookie-cutter fantasy settings tend to be much better than 99% of the allegedly non-cookie cutter settings that usually end up just being cookie cutter settings themselves save that they have renamed 'Elves' as something unpronounceable and call "Magic" something like 'Psi-omancy' or some shit.
Cleave is an ignorant jack off with a lame vaporware game that features a cookie cutter fantasy setting wherein he has renamed "Dwarfs" as "Barrowers" and thinks this is the height of creativity. He knows even less about politics, history and philosophy than he does about what makes good fiction GOOD.
He should be opening his mouth about neither.
Cleveland Mark Blakemore said:SkeleTony said:And cookie-cutter fantasy settings tend to be much better than 99% of the allegedly non-cookie cutter settings that usually end up just being cookie cutter settings themselves save that they have renamed 'Elves' as something unpronounceable and call "Magic" something like 'Psi-omancy' or some shit.
Cleave is an ignorant jack off with a lame vaporware game that features a cookie cutter fantasy setting wherein he has renamed "Dwarfs" as "Barrowers" and thinks this is the height of creativity. He knows even less about politics, history and philosophy than he does about what makes good fiction GOOD.
He should be opening his mouth about neither.
I would describe your grammar as "fuming Mongoloid." Another angry, angry special needs child whose sputtering rage drives him to write and then tear up one screed after another whilst sitting on the railroad bridge singing to himself.
At least get the spelling of my name correct.
No, REAL men rip it straight with their teeth.The Vanished One said:I beg your pardon, sir, but real men tear their bread with their bare hands.Melcar said:Real men slice their own bread... with rocks.
OK, but for the record, there is no healthy bread. Complex carbohydrates lead just to a milder version of the same blood sugar problem. Humans haven't evolved with a diet of grains, that's why you can't eat them raw.1eyedking said:Real, nutritious bread is made out of whole wheat flour (the higher the type number, the better). Tends to be darker, smaller (denser) and harder, and crumbles when you grab a piece.
White bread is made out of refined wheat flour. No fiber, no complex carbohydrates; just a glycemic bomb soon to be stored as proud, American fat. It's very fluffy and stretches when you grab it. Like most of their consumers.
Well, checking his blog, he recently linked to an article which said that vaccines are a hoax, and that AIDS is a man-made disease.SkeleTony said:So what's new Cleve'? Did you discover while reading The Turner Diaries that Einstein was actually responsible for cancer itself? Or maybe you figured out that the Viet Nam war never actually happened? Just another cooked up conspiracy by the "Mud-people" eh?
Jasede said:And in America they don't even have bread. Just this shitty squishy white shit that's soft as hell. Then there's French bread there that has a tiny crust, and is then shitty and soft as hell on the inside. It's like Americans have no teeth.